Episode 230 - Suckafish

[00:00:17] Hey everybody, it's another episode of Go Flix Yourself, with me as always is the...

[00:00:21] No, what are you doing?

[00:00:23] My name is Ben Konowitz

[00:00:24] Oh yeah, see this is why you should have let me do the games first

[00:00:26] Idiot

[00:00:27] I said I was drinking

[00:00:31] Hey everybody, it's another episode of Go Flix Yourself, my name is Ben Konowitz

[00:00:35] and with me as always is the bumble me to my wasp, Bradford Oman

[00:00:40] Hey that's me

[00:00:44] Yeah wasps are badass, and you're just a stupid big ass fat bumblebee

[00:00:48] Yeah but you're just white Anglo-Saxon Protestant

[00:00:52] That's what you think of a waspy, ah, see I just put two into it

[00:00:55] Idiot

[00:00:56] Nate Lauxx is here and you know what buddy, you're gonna be my ground hornet

[00:00:59] cause you're just, you push it too far and you get violent

[00:01:04] but for right now, calm as a cucumber, you're underground, you're having a good time

[00:01:08] Hi, how are you?

[00:01:09] I think you're more of a cicada killer wasp, Nate

[00:01:11] Thank you, thank you

[00:01:13] Yeah

[00:01:13] Easy there

[00:01:14] I'm going with a

[00:01:16] I'm going with a low voice

[00:01:18] What are you, an entomologist?

[00:01:19] That's not

[00:01:20] I don't know what that is actually

[00:01:22] Is an entomologist somebody who studies bugs?

[00:01:24] No, I think it's somebody that smokes a lot of pot

[00:01:26] Okay, well

[00:01:27] No, it's an herbologist

[00:01:28] Yeah, we're

[00:01:28] Ent

[00:01:30] Entomology?

[00:01:31] Anyway, guys

[00:01:33] We had an election

[00:01:35] What?

[00:01:36] It just happened

[00:01:37] I mean, dead in just

[00:01:38] No, it happened a couple days ago

[00:01:40] What?

[00:01:41] Entomology is the study of words

[00:01:43] Entomology is

[00:01:44] Yeah

[00:01:45] The scientific study of insects

[00:01:46] So, fuck you bro

[00:01:47] You got it

[00:01:47] I know what I'm talking about

[00:01:48] Good job, idiot

[00:01:49] Idiot

[00:01:50] Idiot

[00:01:50] Anyway, uh

[00:01:51] Idiot, idiot, idiot

[00:01:52] Mitch

[00:01:53] For you in New Zealand

[00:01:54] We had an election

[00:01:55] We had an election

[00:01:56] And uh

[00:01:57] Brad's candidate won

[00:01:58] Brad's guy won

[00:02:00] Nate and I sat over here on the sidelines crying

[00:02:02] But you know

[00:02:03] But we hit each other

[00:02:04] Brad

[00:02:04] Brad being of Latin descent

[00:02:08] Voted for the right guy

[00:02:09] With all the others

[00:02:10] What can I say?

[00:02:11] We are already here

[00:02:12] And nobody else needs to come in

[00:02:14] It's been a fun week

[00:02:16] It's been an upbeat

[00:02:17] I think that's the word

[00:02:18] I think everyone's in a good mood

[00:02:19] Everybody's in a good mood

[00:02:21] Even the people that won

[00:02:22] They're in a very good mood

[00:02:24] They're always in a good mood

[00:02:25] I'm not even scared of anything

[00:02:29] I'm not scared about the future of the country at all

[00:02:31] Yeah, there's nothing I'm worried about

[00:02:33] Everything we've had

[00:02:34] Like guys, no matter what

[00:02:36] I feel safe

[00:02:37] All you know is

[00:02:38] I am a 6'5 white pastor

[00:02:41] I'm fine

[00:02:41] Yeah, no

[00:02:42] I'm a small business owner

[00:02:43] Meaning that I make good money

[00:02:45] And I'm white

[00:02:45] I'm also fine

[00:02:46] Brad, how you feeling buddy?

[00:02:48] I'm in debt

[00:02:49] It doesn't really have anything to do with my race

[00:02:52] Just college and a low paying job

[00:02:54] So like that's on me

[00:02:56] You used to have a low paying job

[00:02:57] Your job is not terrible now

[00:02:59] To be fair

[00:03:00] You're not in the impoverished

[00:03:01] No, no

[00:03:02] I make

[00:03:02] If I didn't have to worry about paying off my student loans each month

[00:03:06] I would have a lot more money

[00:03:07] And my paycheck wouldn't be good

[00:03:09] You shouldn't go into college

[00:03:09] That is also true for everybody

[00:03:10] No, but like it's way worse for me though

[00:03:12] So if you were

[00:03:14] If you didn't have to pay loans

[00:03:16] You'd have more money

[00:03:17] I think that's

[00:03:17] No, no, no

[00:03:18] But I mean

[00:03:18] What I mean is

[00:03:19] The crippling debt of your student loans

[00:03:21] Yeah, my pay

[00:03:21] Is 90% of your income

[00:03:22] My paycheck would be more

[00:03:24] Like I would be able to sustain myself very well with my paycheck

[00:03:28] What would you buy if you didn't have student loan debt?

[00:03:30] Ah, uh

[00:03:31] How many, how many phone calls?

[00:03:33] Hookers

[00:03:33] A gun

[00:03:35] Good God

[00:03:36] This took a dark turn early on

[00:03:38] No

[00:03:38] Anyway, this is a movie podcast

[00:03:40] Where we talk about the latest movies we've seen

[00:03:42] And you know what?

[00:03:43] We're gonna change it up a little bit tonight

[00:03:45] Are we?

[00:03:45] We are

[00:03:46] No, what?

[00:03:46] I don't give a fuck

[00:03:47] I don't give a fuck right now

[00:03:49] No

[00:03:49] Because we

[00:03:50] He's trying to break the format

[00:03:52] Like he's like fucking Lorne Michaels over here

[00:03:55] We, we

[00:03:55] I found out that Nate also wrote a game and I wrote a game

[00:03:58] Yep, because you know

[00:03:59] Ben and I like to have fun

[00:04:01] You know who doesn't?

[00:04:02] Old, old, old

[00:04:03] Old

[00:04:04] Old man over there

[00:04:05] Student loan debt

[00:04:05] Old man

[00:04:06] There's a reason the games are at the end of the show

[00:04:08] Yeah, because we have to cut one

[00:04:09] No, because you always know people don't care as much about the games

[00:04:12] No, people care more about the games

[00:04:14] Oh, they care so much about the games

[00:04:15] And also Brad will talk for 60 minutes about

[00:04:17] About 13 movies no one will ever see

[00:04:20] Oh, I'm sorry that I like to spend my time absorbing media

[00:04:23] And appreciating cultures while you want to watch 40 fucking Notre Dame games

[00:04:27] And Ben's over here fucking jerking off into his magazines from Baywatch

[00:04:30] Here's, here's, here's my synopsis of the French film

[00:04:34] Je t'ai d'un

[00:04:36] And I saw this

[00:04:37] Hold on, hold on

[00:04:37] I saw this as I needed to see it

[00:04:40] You gotta be

[00:04:40] In full 16 by 9

[00:04:42] And you gotta be really patient as you see it

[00:04:44] On a 2 by 4

[00:04:44] Because it's really slow

[00:04:45] In the back of an alley

[00:04:47] Where there were three people and they all said like

[00:04:50] What's the password?

[00:04:51] And I said

[00:04:52] And I got in

[00:04:53] That sounds

[00:04:54] You know what?

[00:04:54] First of all, awesome

[00:04:55] You need to go and support the theater

[00:04:57] That sounds like a speakeasy film that I would love to go to

[00:05:00] No, we know

[00:05:01] Also, Je t'adore is amazing

[00:05:04] So we're gonna, I don't give a fuck

[00:05:06] We're starting tonight with a game

[00:05:07] We haven't played a game in forever

[00:05:08] Hold on

[00:05:08] Fuck your sponsor

[00:05:09] No, no, we're not

[00:05:10] No, hold on

[00:05:10] No, no, no

[00:05:12] Here's the thing

[00:05:13] You brought your sponsor in a baggie

[00:05:15] If we're breaking format

[00:05:17] We are

[00:05:17] We're not doing it before the sponsor

[00:05:19] That's not

[00:05:20] No, that's the compromise

[00:05:21] You brought it in a ziplock bag

[00:05:23] Listen here, fuckwit

[00:05:24] This isn't the first time I've brought a snack in a sandwich bag

[00:05:27] We always hate it

[00:05:28] I know

[00:05:29] You've never brought one in a sandwich bag

[00:05:30] That was a good thing

[00:05:31] This is the same sandwich bag

[00:05:33] You're gonna be eating your words when you take these

[00:05:36] And because if I were to bring this in the original package

[00:05:38] When you take

[00:05:39] By the way, he said when you take these

[00:05:40] Mm-hmm

[00:05:41] He brought drugs

[00:05:43] These are not snacks

[00:05:44] These are drugs

[00:05:45] When you take these

[00:05:47] By the way, did we announce that we're recorded in our new studio?

[00:05:50] We did not

[00:05:51] No, we didn't

[00:05:52] But you can probably hear it because it sounds like shit

[00:05:54] Fuck

[00:05:54] You son of a bitch

[00:05:56] So the acoustics in here are not the same

[00:05:58] I tried so hard to set this up

[00:05:59] As the other room

[00:06:03] All he had to do

[00:06:04] The least tech savvy out of all of us with this tech stuff

[00:06:06] The try hard was that he had to untangle some cords

[00:06:09] Oh

[00:06:09] It was a mess

[00:06:10] It was a mess

[00:06:10] It was a fucking rat's mess

[00:06:12] Our old studio was a mess

[00:06:13] It's your own fault

[00:06:13] You know what? Look up what a rat king is

[00:06:15] And then you can just compare that to what it looked like in my basement

[00:06:18] First of all, I don't need to look up what a rat king is

[00:06:20] I'm telling the audience

[00:06:21] If you don't know

[00:06:22] Look up what a rat king is

[00:06:23] That's what the cords looked like in our fucking basement

[00:06:26] Yeah, and apparently that was hard

[00:06:27] And now

[00:06:27] Hey, hey they're over here at this new place

[00:06:29] And we're all

[00:06:30] A little waspy

[00:06:31] We will

[00:06:32] We will rearrange

[00:06:33] We're in a basement

[00:06:34] And we need to rearrange some things

[00:06:36] And we need to like

[00:06:36] Just get it

[00:06:37] The reason that I said that Brad

[00:06:38] Oh, it was like a bumblebee

[00:06:39] To my wasp

[00:06:40] Is because we're all staring at the corner of my home

[00:06:43] That was built in 1936

[00:06:45] And there were wasps

[00:06:46] It's November

[00:06:47] There were wasps emanating from the ceiling

[00:06:49] And then we just saw

[00:06:51] After we recorded an episode of the 10 to 1 podcast

[00:06:53] Yeah, but then they sprayed a gallon of wasps

[00:06:56] So much wasp

[00:06:56] You went nuts, man

[00:06:57] You went nuts on that

[00:06:58] Well, I probably shouldn't have done that

[00:06:59] But I just didn't want to get stung

[00:07:01] No, and I feel like there was some anger coming out in that too

[00:07:04] In that spray

[00:07:05] Like you were like working out with some stuff

[00:07:07] Yeah

[00:07:09] Old houses are fun, aren't they?

[00:07:11] Yeah, they're great

[00:07:11] Time for a munchkin land

[00:07:13] I'm so happy right now

[00:07:14] Munchkin land

[00:07:15] Munchkin land

[00:07:16] With this money pit

[00:07:17] Is this Halloween candy?

[00:07:17] No, it's not Halloween candy

[00:07:19] It feels like Halloween candy

[00:07:20] We already said that

[00:07:20] But the spooky season is over, bitch

[00:07:23] This is a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

[00:07:24] Spooky, scary skeleton

[00:07:28] This is a Reese's Pieces thing

[00:07:30] Mmm

[00:07:32] So it just tastes like a Reese's Pieces

[00:07:33] Me want cookie

[00:07:34] Or sorry, yeah

[00:07:35] It just tastes like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

[00:07:39] But

[00:07:40] What do you think?

[00:07:41] I mean

[00:07:41] But

[00:07:42] With like

[00:07:43] There's a crunchy thing

[00:07:45] Yeah

[00:07:46] Is it a potato chip?

[00:07:47] They've done that

[00:07:48] But that's not what this one is

[00:07:49] Alright, well

[00:07:50] Oh no

[00:07:51] What did it possibly

[00:07:52] I don't care

[00:07:53] The level of not give a shit that I have right now

[00:07:55] Here's the thing

[00:07:56] It's not peanut butter either

[00:07:57] So last time

[00:07:58] Is it not peanut butter?

[00:07:59] Last time

[00:08:00] We declared spooky season over

[00:08:02] And we're moving on to Thanksgiving

[00:08:03] It was time to talk about turkeys

[00:08:04] And stuffing

[00:08:05] And cranberries

[00:08:06] And all that stuff

[00:08:06] But you know what?

[00:08:07] I hate all

[00:08:08] Hold on

[00:08:08] I just

[00:08:09] I want you to know

[00:08:11] That you're talking right now

[00:08:12] And the way that your words are coming in your mouth

[00:08:15] And your dumb little jovial

[00:08:16] You know, eyes

[00:08:17] That are like squinty a bit

[00:08:19] Cause you're like

[00:08:19] I'm just so happy

[00:08:20] I fucking hate

[00:08:21] Everything about you right now

[00:08:22] I am so

[00:08:24] Where he's like

[00:08:24] Cranberry sauce

[00:08:26] And I like

[00:08:26] I like the turkey

[00:08:27] You've done nothing

[00:08:28] Other than to describe

[00:08:30] Thanksgiving dinner shit

[00:08:31] That I fucking hate

[00:08:32] And I just

[00:08:33] You're so happy about it

[00:08:34] And you're so

[00:08:34] You know what it is?

[00:08:36] Marmy

[00:08:37] And by the way

[00:08:37] We didn't have that conversation

[00:08:39] We talked about putting an end to spooky season

[00:08:41] And getting into Halloween

[00:08:42] And Thanksgiving season

[00:08:44] Yeah, we put it to bed

[00:08:45] And the turkeys

[00:08:46] And the cranberries

[00:08:46] It doesn't matter

[00:08:47] Guess what?

[00:08:47] Thanksgiving is over

[00:08:49] Now it's time for Christmas

[00:08:50] It's not

[00:08:51] First of all

[00:08:52] Not true

[00:08:53] We're recording this

[00:08:54] How long do you wait to edit this?

[00:08:56] We've

[00:08:56] Yeah, wait

[00:08:57] This is coming out on Black Friday

[00:08:59] Is that

[00:08:59] That's how

[00:09:00] For our listeners

[00:09:01] It is November 10th

[00:09:02] It's November 10th right now

[00:09:03] No, this is how fast

[00:09:04] The calendar moves

[00:09:05] It doesn't go

[00:09:06] We're already moving into Christmas time

[00:09:08] We've wasted enough time

[00:09:09] No, we do Christmas

[00:09:10] And then we stop for Thanksgiving for a couple days

[00:09:13] And then we get back

[00:09:14] We've

[00:09:14] Wasted

[00:09:16] Enough time

[00:09:16] It's time for Christmas

[00:09:17] So the game that I wrote

[00:09:18] These are

[00:09:19] The game that I wrote

[00:09:20] Sugar cookie

[00:09:21] Reese's peanut butter cups

[00:09:22] With little bits of sugar cookie in them

[00:09:25] They're fine

[00:09:25] You proud of yourself?

[00:09:26] I'm proud of myself every day

[00:09:28] Because I come here

[00:09:29] And I give 110%

[00:09:31] Did you

[00:09:31] Did you take an edible?

[00:09:33] Did I take an edible?

[00:09:37] How does one begin to think about

[00:09:39] Because he did say

[00:09:40] I didn't bring you a treat

[00:09:41] He's like

[00:09:41] Once you take these

[00:09:42] Not eat these

[00:09:43] Once you take these

[00:09:44] Like edibles

[00:09:44] Did you take an edible?

[00:09:46] Did you take an edible?

[00:09:47] One doesn't take an edible

[00:09:49] Oh god

[00:09:49] What does one do?

[00:09:51] One lets the edible

[00:09:52] Take them

[00:09:53] Take them

[00:09:54] So the game that I wrote

[00:09:56] I don't know

[00:09:57] How are these

[00:09:58] Sugar cookie Reese's peanut butter cups?

[00:09:59] Oh my god

[00:10:00] I don't care

[00:10:00] Answer the question about the edible

[00:10:02] I think I already did

[00:10:05] Because we recorded an hour long podcast before that

[00:10:08] And I can tell

[00:10:10] You're getting a little cheats right now

[00:10:12] Yeah

[00:10:12] You're getting a little cheats right now

[00:10:15] Because

[00:10:15] And I actually chalked it up too

[00:10:17] Like you're like smarmy little squinty eyes

[00:10:20] Right?

[00:10:21] I was like you're smarmy little squinty

[00:10:22] I know

[00:10:23] As an easy said that

[00:10:25] I was like

[00:10:25] Oh that's not what

[00:10:27] And I'm like

[00:10:29] I've seen these little eyes

[00:10:31] I've seen these little eyes before

[00:10:33] I've seen these little eyes before

[00:10:33] I'm like you motherfucker

[00:10:35] You're being all coy

[00:10:37] This is fun

[00:10:38] When did you do an edible?

[00:10:38] We've been together for three hours

[00:10:39] When did you do an edible?

[00:10:41] Nate and I

[00:10:41] Before I got here

[00:10:42] What do you mean?

[00:10:44] We've been here for two hours

[00:10:46] I think it took a little while

[00:10:47] Because I ate dinner just before I had it

[00:10:49] So like it just had a little

[00:10:50] Absorb in my system

[00:10:51] A little more

[00:10:52] For the audience

[00:10:53] I would like to apologize

[00:10:54] Edibles are marijuana

[00:10:56] It wasn't a smarmy little

[00:10:58] A smarmy little eye movement

[00:11:01] It was these eyes as fuck

[00:11:02] And just wants to talk about food

[00:11:05] But no so like

[00:11:06] These are sugar cookie Reese's peanut butter cups

[00:11:09] I don't want to even do this

[00:11:10] And they

[00:11:11] They not only did it come in

[00:11:12] He brought them in a plastic bag

[00:11:14] Well cause yeah

[00:11:14] Cause I couldn't bring the whole baggie

[00:11:15] Then you would see the little

[00:11:16] And what else did you bring in a baggie?

[00:11:18] Yeah

[00:11:18] This was

[00:11:18] So uh

[00:11:20] Where'd you learn that?

[00:11:21] Drug school

[00:11:22] They have them in big cups too

[00:11:24] Like the big thick peanut butter cups

[00:11:26] You like those big thick ones

[00:11:27] Ooh baby

[00:11:27] I love a big thick peanut butter cup

[00:11:30] Just packed with peanut butter

[00:11:31] And just so delicious

[00:11:33] There's a lot of good treats out there though guys

[00:11:35] Christmas

[00:11:35] We're gonna have some good Christmas stuff here

[00:11:37] Coming up

[00:11:37] Especially now that Thanksgiving is over

[00:11:39] Yeah

[00:11:39] Look for the big cups wherever you find the small cups

[00:11:42] Gross man

[00:11:43] Yeah

[00:11:43] Anyway

[00:11:44] I wrote a game

[00:11:45] And we're not gonna

[00:11:45] We're not gonna do this thing

[00:11:46] Where we wait till the end and play two games

[00:11:48] Nate what's the last movie you saw?

[00:11:49] Nope nope not doing it

[00:11:50] He wrote a game

[00:11:50] I wrote

[00:11:51] Let's have some fun

[00:11:51] Yeah

[00:11:52] We haven't done this in a while

[00:11:53] So we're gonna play a game

[00:11:54] And then we'll get to movies

[00:11:55] Then we'll get to movies

[00:11:56] So this game is called

[00:11:57] I'm just gonna edit this and put this at the end of the episode

[00:12:00] Nope nope nope

[00:12:00] Hey listeners

[00:12:02] Listeners

[00:12:02] If he's editing this

[00:12:03] Yeah there's no way

[00:12:05] What are you addressing?

[00:12:06] Listeners

[00:12:06] If he's editing this

[00:12:07] Right now you have to stop him

[00:12:11] I'm just gonna

[00:12:11] Don't let him do it listeners

[00:12:13] I am gonna say no edit

[00:12:16] Every 15 seconds

[00:12:17] I'll just cut it out

[00:12:19] Again

[00:12:19] But it's gonna be a

[00:12:20] I'm not putting it in

[00:12:21] A tedious task for you

[00:12:22] No no no I'll cut the whole game section out

[00:12:24] Son of a bitch

[00:12:25] You don't understand

[00:12:26] I can do whatever the fuck I want to

[00:12:28] Nate this one

[00:12:29] You know what don't send it to him

[00:12:31] No I'm just kidding

[00:12:32] Edit yourself

[00:12:33] I'll let you do the game

[00:12:34] Alright here we go

[00:12:34] This is called predicted projected projected projects

[00:12:37] Is this a game where I have to wash my hands?

[00:12:40] What?

[00:12:42] This is from Ted

[00:12:46] You remember that?

[00:12:47] Lasso?

[00:12:48] No Ted with the bear

[00:12:52] With Ted with the bear

[00:12:53] I know the movie Ted

[00:12:55] You don't need to say Ted with the bear

[00:12:56] Well you obviously didn't

[00:12:57] You said Ted Lasso

[00:12:58] Yeah I know

[00:12:59] He doesn't get it

[00:13:00] No he's like oh we play hide and seek

[00:13:02] I have to wash my hands and play this game

[00:13:03] Oh that's a weird fucking question

[00:13:06] This is just called predicted projected projected projects

[00:13:10] Right?

[00:13:10] Because it's about

[00:13:12] How many yet to be released projects does IMDB list for a person?

[00:13:17] Oh Jesus

[00:13:18] Alright so predicted projected projected project

[00:13:21] Cause the projected cause the movie gets projected

[00:13:23] Do you get it?

[00:13:25] That's why it projects in there twice

[00:13:26] Alright so we're gonna start with Dwayne The Rock Johnson

[00:13:30] You're gonna get one point for who's closer

[00:13:32] How many

[00:13:33] How many

[00:13:34] Like so on IMDB

[00:13:36] He's just acting or producing cause he produces a lot

[00:13:38] Yeah cause it does list

[00:13:39] It doesn't matter

[00:13:40] It doesn't matter because

[00:13:41] So he could be getting this one

[00:13:43] He's gonna thanks in

[00:13:44] Because on the

[00:13:45] On the filmography when you click it

[00:13:47] It just says upcoming project

[00:13:48] Right

[00:13:48] And it does not discern

[00:13:49] So how many upcoming projects does Dwayne The Rock Johnson have

[00:13:52] Closest without going over

[00:13:54] You get a point

[00:13:55] And then

[00:13:55] I'm gonna give you groups of three movies

[00:13:57] And you're gonna tell me which one is the real one

[00:14:00] Compared to the other two that I made up

[00:14:02] Oh

[00:14:02] And you get a point if you get that right

[00:14:04] Okay

[00:14:05] Alright so Brad

[00:14:06] I'll let you go first

[00:14:07] Closest without going over

[00:14:08] Thanks

[00:14:09] How many upcoming projects as of November 10th, 2024

[00:14:13] Does The Rock have on IMDB?

[00:14:14] I'm going to say ten

[00:14:15] That's a weird accent

[00:14:20] For the record this is only Brad can do

[00:14:23] Yeah we can't do that one

[00:14:24] Brad's clearly leaning very much into his heritage

[00:14:26] And that's fine

[00:14:28] Nate

[00:14:31] Jesus Christ

[00:14:33] By the way like when did you become Danny Trejo?

[00:14:36] I know

[00:14:37] What do you mean?

[00:14:40] Jake's getting doost off now

[00:14:41] You sound like the whitest guy

[00:14:45] Doing the most racist Mexican thing

[00:14:48] Oh I am one of the whitest Mexicans

[00:14:51] That's gonna be my new sketch too

[00:14:52] How much Spanish do you speak?

[00:14:54] Un poquito

[00:14:57] Do you pronounce quesadilla quesadilla?

[00:15:00] Oh of course

[00:15:01] Quasadilla

[00:15:02] It's not Armadillo

[00:15:05] Nate how many projects does The Rock have coming up?

[00:15:08] Eight

[00:15:08] And Brad you said

[00:15:11] That's a ten

[00:15:11] He has eighteen

[00:15:13] Eighteen coming up

[00:15:14] So Brad you get one point

[00:15:15] He's so hot right now

[00:15:17] Keep track of your points

[00:15:20] Nate

[00:15:21] We're gonna go with you first

[00:15:22] Which of these is the real movie

[00:15:25] And which is the one

[00:15:26] And by the way

[00:15:27] I should say real project

[00:15:28] Because I'm not sure if it's you know

[00:15:30] A TV show or whatever

[00:15:31] He didn't click that far to do his research

[00:15:34] No a lot of these you click them and they just say

[00:15:36] No description found

[00:15:37] Like there's nothing about it

[00:15:38] Yeah but you can search and variety will tell you

[00:15:42] It's okay

[00:15:43] It's not part of your

[00:15:44] Your

[00:15:45] I just tried to

[00:15:46] No I just tried to write a game

[00:15:48] I'm having fun

[00:15:49] Thanks buddy

[00:15:50] Alright Nate

[00:15:51] Which one is real?

[00:15:52] Ball and chain

[00:15:54] Monty up

[00:15:55] Or round mound

[00:15:56] Wait are these Dwayne Johnson projects?

[00:16:00] Maybe

[00:16:00] They are

[00:16:01] Or you're not telling us who they are

[00:16:02] They're just future projects

[00:16:03] Alright we're gonna

[00:16:04] We're gonna start over here

[00:16:07] I'm the high one

[00:16:08] The actor is Dwayne the Rock Johnson

[00:16:10] He has 18 upcoming projects

[00:16:13] Your next task in this game is to figure out

[00:16:16] Of these three

[00:16:16] Which is a real listed on IMDB upcoming project

[00:16:20] From Dwayne the Rock Johnson

[00:16:21] Is it A

[00:16:22] Ball and chain

[00:16:23] B

[00:16:23] Monty up

[00:16:24] Or C

[00:16:25] Round mound

[00:16:27] The first one

[00:16:28] Ball and chain

[00:16:29] You are correct

[00:16:30] That's one point

[00:16:30] Keep dragging your points

[00:16:31] Yes

[00:16:32] Brad

[00:16:32] He's popping it's popping

[00:16:36] Pain and gain 2

[00:16:38] Mmhmm

[00:16:39] Doc Savage

[00:16:40] Or the tribe

[00:16:41] I think Doc Savage

[00:16:43] It is Doc Savage

[00:16:44] That's a point for you

[00:16:46] Nate

[00:16:46] You know who's supposed to write Doc Savage at one point?

[00:16:49] Shane Black

[00:16:50] Yeah

[00:16:50] Because it's at the end of Predator

[00:16:52] Where he's holding a Sergeant Rock comic

[00:16:56] Nate

[00:16:56] Yep

[00:16:58] Here we go you ready?

[00:16:59] Yep

[00:17:01] Squad Moon Alpha

[00:17:03] Yep

[00:17:03] Alpha Squad 7

[00:17:05] Uh huh

[00:17:06] Or Moon Delta Squad

[00:17:07] Moon Unit Zappa

[00:17:09] Moon Delta Squad

[00:17:10] Moon Delta Squad

[00:17:10] It's actually Alpha Squad 7

[00:17:12] Alpha Squad 7

[00:17:12] Yeah

[00:17:13] Did you really know that?

[00:17:14] Yeah

[00:17:14] Who cares?

[00:17:16] Alright

[00:17:17] Asshole

[00:17:17] Is it Brad?

[00:17:19] Moon Unit Alpha

[00:17:20] And Moon Unit Zappa

[00:17:21] Is it John Henry and the Statesman?

[00:17:23] Under the Tide?

[00:17:25] Moon Unit

[00:17:25] Or Undertow

[00:17:26] They haven't really made a John Henry movie

[00:17:28] I'm pretty sure it's a John Henry and the Statesman

[00:17:30] It is

[00:17:30] How many points do you have?

[00:17:32] How many points do you have?

[00:17:33] That was number 3 I think

[00:17:35] Alright

[00:17:35] The Rock would be a good John Henry

[00:17:39] Oh good

[00:17:40] Crunchy paper over here

[00:17:41] Yeah cause I write my games

[00:17:43] You're so old

[00:17:45] Alright

[00:17:45] Uh

[00:17:46] Your next actor or actress is Scarlett Johansson

[00:17:49] Yes

[00:17:49] Yep

[00:17:49] Nate how many upcoming projects according to IMDB does Scar Joe have?

[00:17:55] IMDB

[00:17:55] 11

[00:17:57] Brad?

[00:17:59] 8

[00:18:00] 9

[00:18:01] Ah

[00:18:02] You are the winner

[00:18:03] Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha

[00:18:04] Alright Brad we'll start with you

[00:18:06] The Atlantean Device

[00:18:08] The Phoenician Scheme

[00:18:10] Or the Bostonian Plan

[00:18:12] I believe the Phoenician Scheme

[00:18:14] It's Phoenician

[00:18:15] Phoenician

[00:18:16] Phoenician Scheme

[00:18:17] Yes you're correct

[00:18:18] Nate

[00:18:19] This is unfair

[00:18:20] He literally works for

[00:18:21] I told you

[00:18:22] Read Variety

[00:18:23] Nate

[00:18:23] Yep

[00:18:24] Tower of Terror

[00:18:25] Yep

[00:18:26] The Twilight Zone

[00:18:27] Yep

[00:18:27] Or the Towering Inferno

[00:18:30] Which of those is a real upcoming project according to IMDB versus Scarlett Johansson

[00:18:35] Well the Tower of Terror is a Disney ride

[00:18:37] Twilight Zone is obviously an agreed upon like a series already

[00:18:41] Yes that's a good point

[00:18:42] We have all agreed that Twilight Zone is a series

[00:18:46] It's an agreed upon

[00:18:46] It's an agreed upon

[00:18:47] Yeah what's the third one though?

[00:18:48] The Towering Inferno

[00:18:49] I'm gonna go with the Towering Inferno

[00:18:51] It's Tower of Terror

[00:18:52] It's Tower of Terror

[00:18:53] Yeah

[00:18:53] They're making a movie on the Tower of Terror

[00:18:54] It's been in development for a while

[00:18:55] Like it's probably not ever gonna happen

[00:18:57] We'll see

[00:18:58] Brad

[00:19:00] A. Bride

[00:19:02] B. Bridesmaid

[00:19:04] Or C. Bridegroom

[00:19:07] Mmm

[00:19:08] Mmm

[00:19:09] I think Bridegroom

[00:19:11] It is Bride

[00:19:11] Oh that's what I was gonna say

[00:19:14] Nate

[00:19:14] You got an opportunity here buddy

[00:19:16] You can get a point

[00:19:17] I already have a point

[00:19:19] The Parish

[00:19:21] The Gauntlet

[00:19:22] Or The Last Standard

[00:19:25] The Last Standard

[00:19:26] The Gauntlet

[00:19:26] The Gauntlet

[00:19:27] That's right

[00:19:28] That's what I said

[00:19:31] Nate's leading Brad

[00:19:32] So you gotta come from behind here

[00:19:33] No he's not

[00:19:33] I've got a lot of points

[00:19:34] So many points

[00:19:35] Oh my god

[00:19:35] Brad

[00:19:36] Just Met

[00:19:38] Just In Time

[00:19:39] Or Just Cause

[00:19:41] And Just In Time is Justin

[00:19:43] Like Justin Theroux

[00:19:45] Yeah it's the name Justin

[00:19:46] Just In Time

[00:19:47] That'd be a great

[00:19:48] That's a good clarification

[00:19:48] It's a good Disney Channel show

[00:19:49] Just In Time

[00:19:50] Just In Time

[00:19:52] He's always using it to like

[00:19:53] Get to like

[00:19:54] Dates

[00:19:54] Like at the last minute

[00:19:55] With each other

[00:19:56] I thought you were gonna say

[00:19:57] So just get into like

[00:19:58] Second base

[00:20:00] What is wrong with this Disney show

[00:20:02] He's always using it

[00:20:03] Just trying to feel the girls up

[00:20:04] What is wrong with Disney these days

[00:20:06] They're getting real

[00:20:07] You're getting raw

[00:20:09] I think that it's

[00:20:12] The last one

[00:20:13] What was the last one?

[00:20:14] So the first one

[00:20:14] Just Met

[00:20:15] Just In Time

[00:20:16] Just Cause

[00:20:17] Just Cause

[00:20:18] Just Cause is correct

[00:20:20] Cheater

[00:20:22] Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater

[00:20:23] Pretty big cheater actually

[00:20:25] So Nate you get the points

[00:20:26] Thank you

[00:20:27] Ryan Reynolds

[00:20:28] Brad

[00:20:29] He's a handsome man

[00:20:30] How many in development?

[00:20:32] 74

[00:20:32] I'm gonna say 12

[00:20:35] What is that?

[00:20:37] That's actually as a white guy

[00:20:39] You're not allowed to do that accent

[00:20:40] You don't even know what accent that was

[00:20:42] No one does

[00:20:44] It's good though

[00:20:45] What is that now?

[00:20:46] That's different than the one you just used

[00:20:47] That's what you think

[00:20:48] But it's a different one

[00:20:49] Jeff

[00:20:49] That one is even different

[00:20:52] Jeff

[00:20:53] My name is Jeff

[00:20:55] Jeff

[00:20:57] How many projects do you think

[00:20:59] Ryan Reynolds has in development?

[00:21:01] Brad said 12

[00:21:02] 16

[00:21:04] 13

[00:21:06] Suck a fish

[00:21:07] Suck a fish

[00:21:09] That's not even a saying

[00:21:10] Yeah it is

[00:21:11] What?

[00:21:12] It says who?

[00:21:13] Me

[00:21:13] Okay

[00:21:13] Suck a fish

[00:21:15] Alright

[00:21:15] Nate

[00:21:16] Yep

[00:21:16] Good luck

[00:21:19] The whole fam damley

[00:21:22] Fathamucca

[00:21:23] Or smack dad in the middle

[00:21:25] Do you know this Brad?

[00:21:30] Maybe

[00:21:31] That's not a yes or no you piece of shit

[00:21:33] I think I do

[00:21:34] Say it again one more time

[00:21:35] Alright

[00:21:36] The whole fam damley

[00:21:39] Fathamucca

[00:21:40] Or smack dad in the middle

[00:21:42] Smack dad in the middle

[00:21:43] I think it's Fathamucca

[00:21:44] It is Fathamucca

[00:21:45] What's it about?

[00:21:46] I don't remember

[00:21:47] No one knows

[00:21:48] Brad

[00:21:49] Boy toy

[00:21:50] Yeah

[00:21:51] Band of boys

[00:21:52] Yes

[00:21:52] Or boy band

[00:21:53] Ooh

[00:21:54] It's boy band

[00:21:55] Boy band

[00:21:55] It is boy band

[00:21:58] Nate back to you

[00:21:59] I got that one though

[00:22:00] You didn't know though

[00:22:00] I got that one

[00:22:01] You said it earlier

[00:22:02] So you get the point Brad you get no points

[00:22:04] Mouse trap

[00:22:05] Yep

[00:22:05] Hungry hungry hippos or clue

[00:22:09] Clue

[00:22:09] Yeah it is clue

[00:22:11] Brad

[00:22:12] The other direction

[00:22:14] Yes

[00:22:15] Eastern side

[00:22:16] Of course

[00:22:16] Or upstate

[00:22:18] I'm gonna say upstate

[00:22:19] It is upstate

[00:22:20] Yeah that's what I was gonna say

[00:22:21] Nate gets a point for saying

[00:22:23] No I was gonna say that

[00:22:24] So like I should get a point for that

[00:22:26] He does

[00:22:26] You do

[00:22:27] It's my game

[00:22:28] Why are you just creaming each other's genes

[00:22:30] We already did

[00:22:32] Last one

[00:22:32] Earlier

[00:22:33] You weren't there

[00:22:34] Brad's wife Jennifer Lawrence

[00:22:36] Jennifer Lawrence says how many upcoming projects according to the IMDAB

[00:22:42] Seven

[00:22:43] Nate

[00:22:44] The answer is not enough for Brad

[00:22:46] It's true

[00:22:47] That's an evergreen answer

[00:22:49] I'm gonna go with nine

[00:22:51] It's exactly nine

[00:22:52] Ooh nice

[00:22:53] So because you get a

[00:22:54] No one's got an exactly tonight

[00:22:55] You got it exactly

[00:22:56] It's ten bonus points

[00:22:57] Oh wow

[00:22:58] Yes

[00:22:58] Fucking nutsack

[00:23:00] Brad

[00:23:01] Mob girl

[00:23:03] Girl in decline

[00:23:04] Or mob wives

[00:23:08] Mob wives

[00:23:10] Mob girl

[00:23:11] Fuck

[00:23:11] Are you kidding me

[00:23:12] Do you not know her

[00:23:13] I thought that you really liked this actress

[00:23:15] Okay well

[00:23:16] Fair enough

[00:23:16] He used to have a crush

[00:23:18] Brad

[00:23:19] You're wrong

[00:23:19] Nate

[00:23:20] Yep

[00:23:20] The wives

[00:23:21] Uh huh

[00:23:22] Three wives

[00:23:23] Uh huh

[00:23:24] Or no wives

[00:23:26] The wives

[00:23:27] It's the wives

[00:23:29] Proving once again that Nate knows Jennifer Lawrence better than Brad

[00:23:32] It comes people's wives for you

[00:23:34] Let's be honest

[00:23:34] If Jennifer Lawrence is here

[00:23:36] It'd be me over Brad

[00:23:38] That's true

[00:23:39] You're gonna fuck me

[00:23:39] What

[00:23:41] Wait

[00:23:42] Do you mean that like you're gonna fuck me over her

[00:23:44] No like he said me over Brad

[00:23:45] Like she's gonna choose him over you

[00:23:48] That's not what he's saying though

[00:23:50] That's literally what

[00:23:51] That's exactly what he's saying

[00:23:52] He's talking about himself over me

[00:23:53] What are you talking about

[00:23:55] Like bent over you

[00:23:57] Yeah

[00:23:57] What is wrong with you

[00:23:58] He's the only trying to rail me

[00:24:00] What edible did you have

[00:24:00] Hey I'm sorry

[00:24:01] I'm sorry that you're just trying to rail me

[00:24:02] By the way you're over here saying like suck a fish

[00:24:04] Things that don't even make sense

[00:24:06] Oh but oh so

[00:24:07] Saying him doesn't fuck me make sense

[00:24:10] Yes

[00:24:10] Why

[00:24:12] What

[00:24:13] Nate's a gentle lover

[00:24:14] Oh my god

[00:24:15] Here we go

[00:24:15] Brad

[00:24:17] These are all first names

[00:24:19] Joan

[00:24:19] I'll be the judge of that

[00:24:23] Don't make any fucking sense

[00:24:26] Because once you hear these

[00:24:28] It's not like

[00:24:29] Let me decide that

[00:24:30] It's not like

[00:24:31] What's like light bulb

[00:24:31] But you're like nah not a name

[00:24:33] Not a name

[00:24:34] Then why do you have to clarify

[00:24:35] No

[00:24:35] Just I'm just

[00:24:36] I don't know

[00:24:38] Cause you're high

[00:24:40] Joan

[00:24:41] Sue

[00:24:42] Or Ruby

[00:24:43] Yeah he was right

[00:24:46] They're all first names

[00:24:49] I just didn't you

[00:24:50] I didn't want you to think it was the gemstone Ruby

[00:24:52] Or it was the legal action Sue

[00:24:54] I think

[00:24:55] Or it was

[00:24:56] Joan

[00:24:59] I think it's Ruby

[00:25:01] No it's Sue

[00:25:02] Oh well

[00:25:03] She's a bitch

[00:25:05] Alright Nate

[00:25:06] Last one

[00:25:06] For all the marbles

[00:25:07] If you get this you win the whole game

[00:25:09] He gets all the marbles

[00:25:10] All the marbles

[00:25:11] And each marble worth 100 points

[00:25:12] This is some Saturday Night Live game show bullshit

[00:25:14] Alright you ready

[00:25:15] Yep

[00:25:17] Is it

[00:25:19] Ritual burial

[00:25:22] Burial rites

[00:25:23] Or rites of passage

[00:25:25] Or steamed clams

[00:25:27] Ritual burial

[00:25:28] Burial rites

[00:25:29] Or rites of passage

[00:25:32] Scarlett Johansson starring Ian

[00:25:34] Burial rites

[00:25:35] It is burial rites

[00:25:36] You are correct

[00:25:37] You win the game

[00:25:38] I knew that though

[00:25:39] Man it's the first game I've ever won

[00:25:40] You won

[00:25:41] How's it feel?

[00:25:42] Really good

[00:25:43] It feels like probably

[00:25:43] It felt more accomplished if I would have beat you

[00:25:46] Cause you're a better game player than Brad is

[00:25:47] I appreciate that very much

[00:25:48] It also probably feels like the opposite of sucking a fish

[00:25:51] It does

[00:25:52] Hey Brad

[00:25:53] If you want tutored or mentored

[00:25:55] Let me know

[00:25:55] Hey Brad if you want tutored or mentored

[00:25:58] He can help you

[00:25:59] He can help you win games

[00:25:59] I'll help you win the games

[00:26:00] Hey you guys ready to play another game?

[00:26:02] Yeah

[00:26:03] Hey do you guys

[00:26:03] Do you guys wanna hear something cool about our microphone stands?

[00:26:07] Do you wanna hear something cool about our mic

[00:26:10] This is the typical high person

[00:26:13] I know

[00:26:13] Because I'm not joking

[00:26:14] I've been in college with people like

[00:26:16] Hey man do you wanna know what's the weird thing about my muffler and my car?

[00:26:19] And you're like oh my god

[00:26:20] How can I just suck that muffler so I die?

[00:26:22] And now we got Brad like

[00:26:24] Do you guys wanna hear the coolest thing about a microphone stand?

[00:26:26] Why would this be interesting at all?

[00:26:28] Were you talking about suck a muffler?

[00:26:32] By the way his eyes get closed

[00:26:35] Yeah by the way he hasn't

[00:26:37] Audience members

[00:26:37] He hasn't opened his eyes in 20 minutes

[00:26:40] He's very Robert De Niro now

[00:26:44] Do not bring that near me

[00:26:46] You coming at me?

[00:26:48] You coming at me?

[00:26:49] You sucking a fish?

[00:26:52] Don't

[00:26:54] Don't come near me fuck

[00:26:55] Don't suck a fish near me

[00:26:57] Hey Brad let me ask you a question

[00:27:00] What's your favorite mic stand memory?

[00:27:03] So the mic stands

[00:27:05] They're from Mexico

[00:27:07] Okay

[00:27:08] Cause they're called

[00:27:10] They're from

[00:27:11] Hola Music

[00:27:13] Okay

[00:27:14] That's what it says on the microphone stand

[00:27:16] Is this the end of it?

[00:27:17] Cause if so

[00:27:18] This is very disappointing

[00:27:20] Is that your story?

[00:27:21] That's it?

[00:27:22] Look at

[00:27:22] No look at Nate's stand

[00:27:24] We believe you

[00:27:25] It says Hola Music

[00:27:26] We believe you

[00:27:27] But here's the thing buddy

[00:27:29] We're running up like this

[00:27:29] There's an audience listening

[00:27:30] And we're trying to be funny

[00:27:31] And like you're just pointing things out

[00:27:32] Hey do you know this basement has wood paneling?

[00:27:35] That's not funny though

[00:27:36] But so

[00:27:37] It is

[00:27:38] Compared to Hola Music

[00:27:40] I'm sorry did you hear yourself say it?

[00:27:42] Like it's

[00:27:43] Like a real person?

[00:27:43] Hola Music

[00:27:44] Instead of some fake ass Mexican

[00:27:46] Wow

[00:27:47] Alright guys time to play

[00:27:49] He opened his eyes

[00:27:52] One of the things I love both about you guys

[00:27:54] Is that you guys are skilled impressionists

[00:27:57] And I am not

[00:27:58] Alright you guys have me beat on that

[00:28:00] I also do good raps

[00:28:01] Stop

[00:28:02] You've got a good Bobcat Gold weight

[00:28:05] Stop

[00:28:06] You do

[00:28:07] I'm not

[00:28:07] That's not

[00:28:08] No thing

[00:28:08] Only because it's my voice

[00:28:10] No but it's good

[00:28:11] It's good

[00:28:12] And so we're going to play the Impression Express

[00:28:16] The Impression Express

[00:28:17] Where you guys are going to compete

[00:28:20] Toot toot

[00:28:21] Impressions of actors

[00:28:23] Pretty good Express

[00:28:24] Audible the Expression Express

[00:28:26] In funny and exaggerated scenarios

[00:28:28] Okay

[00:28:29] Okay

[00:28:29] Alright

[00:28:30] And so I'll read the scenario

[00:28:32] And then you guys

[00:28:33] And then I'll give you the character

[00:28:34] That you have to do

[00:28:36] And then I'm going to judge

[00:28:37] Which one is the better one

[00:28:37] Is this a game?

[00:28:38] Yep

[00:28:38] Cause I'm going to judge

[00:28:40] This is a judge

[00:28:40] Alright here we go

[00:28:41] So the scenario

[00:28:42] Alright

[00:28:43] You are going to impersonate

[00:28:46] Your given actor

[00:28:48] As they try to order

[00:28:49] An overly complicated coffee order

[00:28:51] At Starbucks

[00:28:53] Only to find

[00:28:55] That the speaker

[00:28:57] Isn't working properly

[00:28:58] Okay?

[00:28:59] Brad

[00:29:00] You're going to be Christopher Walken

[00:29:03] Oh my god

[00:29:05] We just have to do it?

[00:29:06] You're going to try to order

[00:29:07] A triple espresso

[00:29:09] Caramel macchiato

[00:29:10] No foam

[00:29:12] With a hint of cinnamon

[00:29:12] And just a whisper of vanilla

[00:29:14] Yeah

[00:29:14] Remember all that high boy

[00:29:15] Listen okay

[00:29:17] What I need is

[00:29:19] A triple espresso

[00:29:21] Caramel

[00:29:21] No mocha macchiato

[00:29:23] No sugar

[00:29:25] Or cream

[00:29:25] I just

[00:29:26] I want the coffee

[00:29:27] To have a taste

[00:29:30] Of caffeine

[00:29:31] Can I take your order?

[00:29:33] I'm giving it

[00:29:34] No I'm so sorry

[00:29:36] We were

[00:29:36] Having difficulty

[00:29:38] Can I take your order?

[00:29:39] A triple

[00:29:41] Espresso

[00:29:41] Please order

[00:29:42] I can't

[00:29:44] That's pretty good though

[00:29:45] That's pretty good

[00:29:46] That's good

[00:29:46] Alright

[00:29:47] I felt like there needed to be

[00:29:49] Somebody on the other end though

[00:29:49] Because otherwise

[00:29:50] You have to interrupt yourself

[00:29:51] That's true

[00:29:52] I'll give you four points

[00:29:53] Yeah

[00:29:54] How many points did I get

[00:29:55] For being the speaker?

[00:29:56] Here we go

[00:29:57] Fool fighters

[00:29:59] Ben

[00:30:00] Okay here we go

[00:30:01] You are Morgan Freeman

[00:30:03] Narrating his own frustration

[00:30:04] While struggling to convey his order

[00:30:07] Think long and hard about this one

[00:30:08] Wait hold on

[00:30:09] Did you just say

[00:30:10] I have to do Morgan Freeman

[00:30:11] Doing the exact same thing?

[00:30:13] You're narrating your frustration

[00:30:14] So not at all

[00:30:16] While struggling

[00:30:17] To convey your order

[00:30:18] Oh like to the Starbucks person

[00:30:20] Yep to the Starbucks person

[00:30:21] Yeah it is the same thing Brad

[00:30:22] Yeah it's the same scenario

[00:30:23] But you're already angry

[00:30:25] But you're narrating the frustration

[00:30:29] This is

[00:30:30] I feel like this is just

[00:30:31] This is bait

[00:30:33] I don't know that I should do this

[00:30:34] No you gotta do it

[00:30:35] I don't

[00:30:36] I don't want to impersonate

[00:30:37] An African American gentleman

[00:30:38] It's Morgan Freeman

[00:30:39] I think everyone

[00:30:40] It's in the zeitgeist

[00:30:41] You're fine

[00:30:41] Alright fine

[00:30:45] The order was quite straightforward

[00:30:48] I don't understand

[00:30:49] Why they didn't get it

[00:30:50] The first time

[00:30:51] But here we are

[00:30:53] 2024

[00:30:54] With all the technological

[00:30:56] Advances

[00:30:56] Of the 21st century

[00:31:00] All of the

[00:31:01] Ins and outcomings

[00:31:02] And goings of the world

[00:31:03] Whipping by

[00:31:05] And yet

[00:31:05] A simple Starbucks order

[00:31:07] Could not be placed

[00:31:08] That's really good

[00:31:10] I gave you five points

[00:31:12] He gets five points?

[00:31:14] Yep

[00:31:15] Alright round two

[00:31:17] By the way

[00:31:18] If you set this up

[00:31:19] So that every single person

[00:31:21] That I have to do

[00:31:21] Is of a different race

[00:31:23] I'm gonna be so fucking mad at you

[00:31:25] The next one he has to do

[00:31:25] The crows from Dumbo

[00:31:26] Off air

[00:31:27] I'm gonna fucking scream at you

[00:31:29] On air

[00:31:29] I'm gonna be like

[00:31:30] This is a fun challenge

[00:31:31] And then when we're done

[00:31:32] I'm like

[00:31:32] What the fuck?

[00:31:33] I'm not gonna lie

[00:31:35] That is not what I'm gonna do

[00:31:36] But I did think about it

[00:31:38] Come on!

[00:31:39] To give you all

[00:31:40] Ethnic ones

[00:31:40] That would've been really funny

[00:31:44] Oh my god

[00:31:45] That would've been a great bit

[00:31:46] That would not have been a great bit

[00:31:48] Alright here we go

[00:31:49] Ben you start this one

[00:31:50] Alright here we go

[00:31:51] The contestants must act as their given actor caught in a chaotic rush for the last turkey on the shelf during a Thanksgiving sale

[00:32:01] Ben you're Al Pacino fiercely debating another shopper over the turkey's freshness

[00:32:12] I'm Al Pacino fiercely debating the

[00:32:16] Another customer

[00:32:17] About the turkey's freshness

[00:32:19] It's a fresh turkey

[00:32:20] I gotta get this turkey

[00:32:23] Hooah!

[00:32:25] I gotta get this turkey okay?

[00:32:27] If I don't get this turkey for my family

[00:32:28] It's so fresh

[00:32:29] Fresh and clean

[00:32:31] I love a good clean bird

[00:32:32] Oh it smells

[00:32:34] You smell it

[00:32:34] I smell the flesh

[00:32:35] And it smells so good

[00:32:37] That's all I get

[00:32:38] Your Al Pacino is kind of a WWE Pacino

[00:32:41] Yeah that's

[00:32:42] Yeah if

[00:32:43] Randy Macho Man Savage as Al Pacino

[00:32:47] Hooah!

[00:32:48] Oh yeah!

[00:32:48] Coming off the top rope

[00:32:51] Snag that bird

[00:32:54] All right

[00:32:55] Not I'm gonna say out loud

[00:32:57] I lose this round

[00:32:58] I get it

[00:32:59] Listen I get it

[00:33:00] Wait wait wait wait wait

[00:33:01] Brad

[00:33:03] You're Tom Hanks trying to diplomatically

[00:33:05] Fuck you

[00:33:06] Diplomatically negotiate sharing a turkey with another person

[00:33:12] I can't even

[00:33:15] I can't even

[00:33:16] Contemplate how to do a Tom Hanks impression

[00:33:20] That is

[00:33:20] Oh wow!

[00:33:21] It's almost like a

[00:33:22] What the fuck was that?

[00:33:24] It's almost

[00:33:24] It's almost like a

[00:33:25] Cause he has that

[00:33:26] A bit of intonation in his voice

[00:33:29] I'm trying to think of like

[00:33:30] If there's a way

[00:33:31] A line that I can like

[00:33:33] Do that might

[00:33:34] Make sense

[00:33:35] Where it would kind of sound like him

[00:33:41] Um

[00:33:42] What are you doing?

[00:33:43] There's no crying!

[00:33:45] There's no crying in baseball!

[00:33:48] It's a specific

[00:33:49] So now

[00:33:49] So now make it about what he said

[00:33:51] What?

[00:33:52] Make it about what he said for the game

[00:33:54] No

[00:33:54] Cause I can only do it with lines that I know how he says them

[00:33:57] It's not

[00:33:57] There's a snake in my boot

[00:33:58] And also the turkey is bad

[00:34:00] Uh

[00:34:01] Yeah I know

[00:34:01] Tom Hanks is hard

[00:34:03] Yeah why would you do that to him?

[00:34:03] That's why he was laughing

[00:34:04] That's why he did it

[00:34:05] I guarantee it's why he did it

[00:34:06] He gave you the fun one

[00:34:06] I've never heard a good Tom Hanks impression

[00:34:08] Uh listen

[00:34:09] I'll tell you

[00:34:10] That uh

[00:34:11] The turkey I need

[00:34:12] Is

[00:34:13] Big!

[00:34:14] And it's

[00:34:15] Big ass!

[00:34:17] So

[00:34:18] That doesn't sound anything like Tom Hanks

[00:34:20] He was in the movie

[00:34:21] He was in the movie Big

[00:34:22] But I don't know why he referenced it over and over again

[00:34:25] Alright

[00:34:25] Hooah

[00:34:26] Hooah

[00:34:27] This one you guys are gonna be

[00:34:29] Say hello to my little family who needs a turkey

[00:34:32] Oh my god

[00:34:33] You guys are going to be

[00:34:35] Um

[00:34:36] Characters talking to each other

[00:34:38] Okay

[00:34:38] Okay

[00:34:39] This is the dumbest game and I love it so much

[00:34:41] Alright

[00:34:42] The contestants impersonate

[00:34:44] The actor that you're gonna get

[00:34:45] As you attempt to calmly announce over the airport PA system

[00:34:49] That their flight has been delayed yet again due to unpredictable reasons

[00:34:55] Brad

[00:34:55] It's a very specific thing

[00:34:57] You're gonna be

[00:34:57] You're getting really in the weeds with these things

[00:34:59] Yeah I know

[00:35:00] Brad you're gonna be Matthew McConaughey

[00:35:03] You're delivering the news

[00:35:05] With philosophical musings in a Matthew McConaughey

[00:35:08] Yeah yeah

[00:35:09] We all know who he is

[00:35:10] Jack Nicholson

[00:35:12] Ben you're gonna be Jack Nicholson

[00:35:14] Injecting a bit of kind of menacing humor and sarcasm

[00:35:18] About traveling

[00:35:19] Do I get

[00:35:21] The person

[00:35:22] But how to play him

[00:35:24] Yeah

[00:35:24] I mean just saying

[00:35:25] You're gonna get

[00:35:25] You guys ready?

[00:35:27] Yeah I guess we are

[00:35:28] Action

[00:35:29] Which one are we?

[00:35:31] No you're Matthew McConaughey

[00:35:33] I'm Jack Nicholson

[00:35:34] Yep

[00:35:34] And we're both

[00:35:35] You're the one that's announcing it

[00:35:37] With philosophical

[00:35:37] Like you're announcing it over the PA

[00:35:39] And then I am what?

[00:35:40] You're responding to him

[00:35:41] As a person in the airport stuck?

[00:35:44] As Jack Nicholson

[00:35:46] Yeah

[00:35:46] So he's

[00:35:46] Picture him at the gate

[00:35:48] Right

[00:35:49] And I'm somebody trying to board the plane

[00:35:51] Yep

[00:35:51] Okay

[00:35:52] Fair enough

[00:35:54] Cool

[00:35:56] Alright alright

[00:35:57] Listen folks

[00:35:58] I know that you were thinking

[00:35:59] You were gonna get out there

[00:36:00] And taking a flight over to Nashville today

[00:36:03] But I gotta tell ya

[00:36:05] That dream ain't gonna fly

[00:36:07] You're gonna be stuck here

[00:36:09] Waiting for

[00:36:10] What feels like an eternity

[00:36:12] But will really just be a small fraction of your life

[00:36:14] And you will feel insignificant for a moment

[00:36:17] Only to realize that

[00:36:18] There's a future lying ahead of you

[00:36:19] That is full of destiny

[00:36:22] And it's gonna be fine

[00:36:26] It's gonna be fine

[00:36:27] It's gonna be fine

[00:36:34] It's gonna be fine

[00:36:35] Well here's the deal sweetheart

[00:36:37] I told him that we needed to get on that plane

[00:36:39] But clearly you just heard this guy over the speaker system

[00:36:42] Saying we're not gonna get there

[00:36:43] Okay?

[00:36:44] So maybe you just need to back up

[00:36:46] And let me have a little space

[00:36:47] Okay?

[00:36:48] We're gonna have a good time

[00:36:49] You just need to let me go up there

[00:36:51] And talk to the nice person

[00:36:56] So who should win that one?

[00:36:58] It's probably Brad actually

[00:36:59] I hate to admit it

[00:37:01] But that's a pretty piss poor Jack Nicholson

[00:37:04] It's just me

[00:37:05] Very nasally

[00:37:06] Jack Nicholson

[00:37:07] Alright, final one

[00:37:09] Oh boy

[00:37:11] Scenario

[00:37:11] I've never been more nervous

[00:37:12] Playing a game by the way

[00:37:13] I'm like what is he doing?

[00:37:15] Why am I so anxious?

[00:37:16] Alright, scenario

[00:37:18] Scenario

[00:37:20] You're working out together

[00:37:22] Well that'll never happen

[00:37:24] Oh that's familiar to me

[00:37:25] But you've forgotten

[00:37:28] The exercises

[00:37:30] And you have to improvise

[00:37:32] What happened?

[00:37:33] I don't remember what I'm doing here

[00:37:35] Right?

[00:37:37] Ben

[00:37:40] You're Arnold Schwarzenegger

[00:37:42] It's your favorite

[00:37:43] He is my favorite

[00:37:44] Brad

[00:37:45] You're Sylvester

[00:37:46] Are you ready?

[00:37:52] Go

[00:37:57] What we need to do is

[00:37:58] We pick this big weight up

[00:37:59] It's the one in your hand right now

[00:38:01] Okay?

[00:38:02] And you put it

[00:38:03] I guess

[00:38:04] You put it over your head

[00:38:06] And you come down and up

[00:38:07] And down and up

[00:38:08] And I don't really

[00:38:10] Honestly I don't really remember

[00:38:14] No but do it now

[00:38:16] Do it now

[00:38:18] I'm here

[00:38:19] You're here

[00:38:19] You're here

[00:38:20] Do it now

[00:38:20] Put it over your head

[00:38:21] Bring it down

[00:38:22] Put it up

[00:38:23] Yeah baby I hear what you're saying

[00:38:25] But I don't think that

[00:38:26] You're supposed to lift it like that

[00:38:28] I think maybe

[00:38:28] Maybe if you

[00:38:29] If you take a moment

[00:38:30] You gotta push it forward

[00:38:32] And you'll feel it down there

[00:38:35] You know and

[00:38:36] This is my friend

[00:38:36] We're going to go over the top

[00:38:38] With this one

[00:38:38] We're gonna take it here

[00:38:39] Put it over the top

[00:38:40] Bring it back down

[00:38:41] This is not the true lie

[00:38:42] Okay?

[00:38:42] This is real

[00:38:43] All I'm saying is

[00:38:44] I think that exercise is expendable

[00:38:46] You don't rock your back and forth though

[00:38:47] You gotta keep it up and down

[00:38:49] This has been fun

[00:38:52] Hey guys

[00:38:53] Piss poor Sylvester Stallone

[00:38:55] Guys

[00:38:55] Not a great source today

[00:38:56] We did it

[00:38:57] You both win

[00:38:58] You're both winners

[00:38:59] You know what the real loser is?

[00:39:00] The audience

[00:39:01] That was so much fun

[00:39:02] I just love hearing you guys

[00:39:03] We'll be right back after these messages

[00:39:06] Hey do you like wacky smack cookies?

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[00:39:17] Anyway we're back to late night with Jimmy Fallon

[00:39:20] Who would totally do this with real celebrities

[00:39:24] Hey take his way to the roots

[00:39:25] Who don't hate their lives

[00:39:28] And then one time they're gonna cut the quest 11

[00:39:30] He's just gonna blow his brains out

[00:39:32] I can't believe we've signed up

[00:39:34] It's a lot of money

[00:39:35] So they're like yeah we're doing it

[00:39:37] We get a million dollars an episode

[00:39:38] What are we gonna do?

[00:39:38] It's fine

[00:39:39] Alright

[00:39:39] Hey hey

[00:39:40] Hey Brad

[00:39:41] Have you watched any movies?

[00:39:43] Oh not only did I watch movies

[00:39:45] Don't do it like that

[00:39:47] But I

[00:39:47] Put your hands down

[00:39:48] Hey

[00:39:49] Hey put your fucking hands down

[00:39:51] You know like a dinosaur

[00:39:51] Don't put them on you

[00:39:55] That's such a weird way to put it

[00:39:56] You think that I'm being like

[00:39:58] Like I'm making a joke

[00:39:59] That's such a weird way

[00:40:00] Don't put them on you

[00:40:01] You think that I saw him doing

[00:40:03] Like putting them to the sides

[00:40:03] And I'm making it up

[00:40:04] Like oh that's weird

[00:40:05] I wish the listeners could see

[00:40:07] No one can see how his hands are

[00:40:09] So I'm gonna say don't put it on you

[00:40:10] Because that's a funny thing

[00:40:11] No don't put them on you

[00:40:11] In that way you have them

[00:40:13] They're kind of cupping his breasts

[00:40:14] But not really

[00:40:15] Like if they were

[00:40:16] If they're dead south of your nipples

[00:40:17] By about a foot

[00:40:18] And on your gut

[00:40:19] For no reason

[00:40:20] You're holding in nothing

[00:40:22] It's an Easter basket

[00:40:24] What is

[00:40:24] Why would you put your hands there

[00:40:26] When I tell you to put your hands down

[00:40:29] It's like you're talking into a fire

[00:40:31] That's true

[00:40:32] Hey buddy

[00:40:32] What are you doing?

[00:40:34] Hey where'd you

[00:40:35] Hey pal

[00:40:35] Hey pal

[00:40:36] What are you doing there?

[00:40:37] Holding my belly in

[00:40:38] Why?

[00:40:39] Stuck

[00:40:42] No I've been watching some movies

[00:40:45] And

[00:40:45] Name three

[00:40:46] I can

[00:40:47] You get three

[00:40:48] Not like I name three

[00:40:49] I can

[00:40:50] You get three

[00:40:51] I can name five

[00:40:52] Okay well it better be quick

[00:40:54] So I went to the theaters

[00:40:55] If something is foreign

[00:40:56] I'm gonna get so mad

[00:40:57] I went to the theaters

[00:40:58] And I saw here

[00:41:00] The latest film from Robert Zemeckis

[00:41:02] With Tom Hanks and Robin Wright

[00:41:04] Oh so you know how to do an impression

[00:41:05] Yeah you should've done a way better Tom Hanks

[00:41:09] So

[00:41:09] Hey it's been Tom Hanks

[00:41:11] This is the movie

[00:41:12] What is that?

[00:41:13] That's a good Tom Hanks

[00:41:14] This is the movie

[00:41:16] That is the

[00:41:17] It's actually adapted from a graphic novel

[00:41:19] But the concept

[00:41:20] And it's one of Robert Zemeckis' like

[00:41:22] High concept like things

[00:41:23] Where he's trying to tell a story

[00:41:24] In like a new interesting way

[00:41:26] The camera doesn't move

[00:41:27] It's in the exact same position

[00:41:29] In the exact same place

[00:41:30] On the planet

[00:41:31] For the entire run time

[00:41:34] And so they do this thing

[00:41:35] Where like

[00:41:36] It just jumps to different periods in time

[00:41:38] And you see this one location

[00:41:39] And so

[00:41:41] Oh actually we saw the

[00:41:42] Yeah

[00:41:42] But we saw the trailer

[00:41:44] And honestly

[00:41:44] The trailer made it look

[00:41:46] That it was not shit the bed horrible

[00:41:48] No and it's not shit the bed horrible

[00:41:50] It's just

[00:41:50] The living room is telling the story

[00:41:52] Right?

[00:41:52] Yeah it's primarily focused on living room

[00:41:55] And like but it goes to all

[00:41:56] So many different stretches of time

[00:41:58] That it goes back to like

[00:41:59] Like it starts off with dinosaurs

[00:42:01] And like the asteroid thing

[00:42:02] And so it's the same

[00:42:03] And you see it's that same shot

[00:42:04] Throughout the entire thing

[00:42:05] And so it shows like

[00:42:06] The ice age going through very quickly

[00:42:07] And then it shows

[00:42:08] That's interesting as a gimmick

[00:42:10] But how does that hold up for two hours?

[00:42:12] I mean because I'd be rolling

[00:42:14] So what's weird is it's not fully chronological

[00:42:16] It keeps jumping to different time periods

[00:42:19] And it

[00:42:20] Linda I'm leaving you

[00:42:22] No honestly like it's not

[00:42:24] It's not that dramatic of like a transition

[00:42:27] But like at one point it'll go from something happening with the family in you know 1970 whatever

[00:42:33] And then it'll shift slowly to this like Native American couple

[00:42:38] Like in the woods before there was any housing or anything there you know

[00:42:42] And you like that?

[00:42:43] No so this

[00:42:45] No

[00:42:45] So here's the thing

[00:42:47] Conceptually it's an interesting idea

[00:42:49] Which is Zemeckis' whole career

[00:42:51] Yeah exactly

[00:42:51] Well at least for

[00:42:52] The last 20 years

[00:42:54] The last 20 years

[00:42:55] And the problem is is that because the concept restricts you to only see this one angle the entire time

[00:43:02] It removes so many storytelling elements that are usually at your disposal

[00:43:06] And so it's not nearly as exciting as you think it is

[00:43:08] It's like hey tell a story in a shoebox

[00:43:10] Yeah

[00:43:10] And that's hard

[00:43:11] And the thing that makes it even weirder is that it's very clumsy with how it transitions to different time periods

[00:43:18] Like a lot of like PowerPoint slides

[00:43:21] No you say that but like the way they do it is

[00:43:24] Starbursts

[00:43:24] It'll focus on one like area of the room and then it'll put a box around it

[00:43:29] And it'll slowly change it to a different and then the rest of it will change around it

[00:43:33] See but that feels so divisive

[00:43:34] I say the word divisive as in different

[00:43:37] Yeah and it's not

[00:43:38] But no it's a device driven thing

[00:43:40] Yeah and it's not done

[00:43:40] That takes you out of it

[00:43:41] And it's not done in a seamless way

[00:43:42] Even when it fully transitioned into it

[00:43:44] I would have appreciated much more if they figured out a cool way to like go from one scene to another like easily

[00:43:49] Like whether it was like a convenient wipe or something like that

[00:43:52] So one of my favorite movies of all time is Alfred Hitchcock's Rope

[00:43:55] Yeah

[00:43:55] And it was before you had enough film to run one strong take

[00:43:59] He tried to shoot it like an entire film was you know one take

[00:44:03] Yeah

[00:44:03] They would literally take the camera and run it into somebody's back and break it back out

[00:44:08] And then it was like oh that's not a cut

[00:44:10] Yeah

[00:44:11] That's how he did it and that's that's clever filmmaking and that's you're you're you're binding yourself to like okay

[00:44:16] How do we make this work?

[00:44:17] It sounds like Zemeckis loves to like just paint himself in a corner and see how he's gonna get out

[00:44:21] But a lot of times it's not paying off

[00:44:22] Yeah and the thing is is like even if conceptually like that were the only thing you know

[00:44:29] Conceptually that's the only original thing about it is the problem

[00:44:31] The way the story they're telling about the family it's you've heard it before

[00:44:34] So that's that's the problem is that like the device of the storytelling is the interesting part

[00:44:38] Yeah

[00:44:38] But then there was no thought into like oh we should write a good strip to go with it

[00:44:41] Yeah exactly

[00:44:43] The and the at times the digital de-aging was very good much better on Tom Hanks than it was on Robin Wright

[00:44:50] But the big the bigger problem that's kind of distracting is that even if they are I haven't looked into how they did the actual production for the movie

[00:44:59] How much of the stuff in the room was like tangible as opposed to like doing digital sets you know

[00:45:05] And no matter what though almost every shot looked like they were on a green screen stage you know

[00:45:12] And I'm sure sometimes they were but sometimes they probably weren't and it still looked like it

[00:45:16] It's that uncanny valley shit is really hard and and Zemeckis is famous for like being like that looks good enough and you're like no it doesn't

[00:45:23] Yeah so yeah it was it wasn't terrible and uh but it still wasn't interesting enough like to warrant you know using that concept in this kind of story so

[00:45:31] Um i'd be curious to see like what the graphic novel is like and see if it handles the concept better if it's you know interesting

[00:45:37] Well especially because the graphic novel i mean it's it's literally like you don't have to worry about what it looks like it's the same look no matter what

[00:45:44] Yeah but uh yeah so i also saw gladiator 2

[00:45:50] Really is that out?

[00:45:51] No it's not out i uh i have a job where i get to see

[00:45:54] Humblebred is here again

[00:45:55] Movies early

[00:45:56] Having fun with his friends

[00:45:58] Humblebred is here again

[00:45:59] I can gladiator 2 does not come out until

[00:46:05] November 22nd

[00:46:06] Okay

[00:46:06] Um but i saw a press screening for it and i will say that it's pretty damn good

[00:46:12] Not quite as good as the original

[00:46:14] How could it be?

[00:46:15] Of course

[00:46:15] Um but it's uh it's definitely elevated by denzel most of it feels like a remake slash legacy

[00:46:22] Cool and like it's hitting a lot of the same beats and story

[00:46:25] Yeah that's again with these legacy will type things though i don't necessarily think that's a bad idea

[00:46:29] No i don't i don't hate it uh and i especially because these films are a lot older than we think we are right

[00:46:33] Sure i mean gladiator is 24 years old now

[00:46:36] Yep

[00:46:36] Um but so this uh but the last hour uh it's about a two and a half hour movie uh really changes up the story and makes it feel fresh

[00:46:46] Um but is there an intermission?

[00:46:48] No

[00:46:48] Uh but denzel washington uh is he elevates it and paul mescal is good as the lead

[00:46:54] Sure

[00:46:54] But denzel is just

[00:46:55] Is there anyone you hate as much you hate walking voenix in the first one?

[00:47:00] I mean he's just a real smarmy dickbag so

[00:47:03] Yeah so is there any is there anybody like this?

[00:47:05] Oh yeah i mean there's there's two uh so it's uh joseph quinn and uh

[00:47:10] Fucking hate that guy

[00:47:11] Um oh what's his name um he's uh he's played a little

[00:47:16] Russell Crowe

[00:47:16] No quinn joseph

[00:47:17] He's played a little creep in some other movies too

[00:47:20] Oh ralph machio

[00:47:21] Wow that's a pretty harsh judgment of all you know ralph machio

[00:47:26] Uh what?

[00:47:28] Fred Hetchinger is his name

[00:47:30] Oh I fucking hate that guy

[00:47:31] That guy

[00:47:32] That guy

[00:47:32] Piece of shit

[00:47:33] What was the movie that he was in where he was a little little weirdo

[00:47:36] Yeah he was a little weirdo in in gross point blank

[00:47:39] I forget but anyway uh him and joseph quinn from stranger things season 4

[00:47:43] Played two uh emperor brothers who were like just real childish assholes

[00:47:49] And just like full of themselves and they're just like just total jesters of emperors

[00:47:54] Uh so yeah they're they're equally uh as unlikable as walking phoenix

[00:47:58] Sometimes you're just in a weird position where you take over an empire and it's

[00:48:01] You know it's like years of run now you don't really know what to do with it

[00:48:04] Yeah that sounds about right

[00:48:05] It's it's it's just it's hard to be that person you know you try to you try your best

[00:48:09] And then a lot of people don't like you for it and you're over here saying like what can I do except for like childish games you know it's it's fun it's fun

[00:48:15] Mm-hmm

[00:48:16] That was a good bit

[00:48:20] Um i and then so i

[00:48:21] You have 30 seconds to get through your next three movies

[00:48:23] Hello my name is ben and i watched fart nuggets with the kids

[00:48:28] You can't say that on air

[00:48:31] Um i love when you interrupt me and make me lose my train of thought

[00:48:37] Yeah it's me not the edible

[00:48:38] It's not i don't have edibles

[00:48:41] What

[00:48:42] I don't have any

[00:48:43] Yeah they're in your body you actually pointed to them by put your hands down you pointed to where they were

[00:48:49] I didn't bring them

[00:48:49] They're in your belly

[00:48:50] I didn't bring them though

[00:48:51] Uh i watched this movie called i like movies

[00:48:55] Uh it's available on hoopla it's a canadian movie that actually uh came out there and played festivals in like 2022

[00:49:01] And it's just taken a while to get proper us distribution and uh this movie is like clerks meets ladybird

[00:49:09] And like it hit me so good with like just the being the kind of like movie fan he was as a teenager

[00:49:16] Was that you and oh yeah 100%

[00:49:18] It hit me so good

[00:49:19] But like and uh but he's like he's also socially inept and he's like a bit of a dickhead

[00:49:24] So to to everybody

[00:49:25] So to everybody

[00:49:26] Yeah no i'm like i really i really felt it i was like oh yeah like that was that was totally

[00:49:30] Brad told me about this movie like three days ago and he was he said the exact same thing

[00:49:35] And i just shut up

[00:49:36] I was like i'm just gonna let him just keep talking because i'm not gonna agree with him because it sounds like i'm being a dick

[00:49:40] But at the same time i think he gets it

[00:49:41] I didn't say that part at that time so uh

[00:49:44] Oh no i just infer you said that he was like a

[00:49:46] You didn't say you agreed with it

[00:49:48] But you did you definitely told me the character and i was agreeing in my head

[00:49:53] They said little bit dick

[00:49:54] Little bit of a dick

[00:49:55] I don't care

[00:49:58] Um but no it's uh it's just a great coming of age movie and like the the main kid in it is is fantastic

[00:50:04] He's just he's charming even though he's like a dickhead you you still like appreciate him

[00:50:10] So there's a separation i genuinely think that's true about you

[00:50:13] Oh no i said there's a separation

[00:50:15] No i think he's charming

[00:50:17] Maybe you guys can just have your own like butt fuck around show and so you know you guys can just like sit here and just jerk each other's jeans off

[00:50:22] Do you want to say more things about him that i'll that i'll disagree with like he's a good person

[00:50:27] I love brady bear

[00:50:27] Yeah i'm not i'm not a fan

[00:50:30] All right two more

[00:50:31] I like his beard

[00:50:31] Uh no i got three more

[00:50:33] Uh you said you had five total

[00:50:35] I had more i forgot about

[00:50:36] Oh my god

[00:50:37] Ben i saw a movie you're you would hate if you watched it it's an a24 movie

[00:50:42] No it's an a24 movie his second favorite

[00:50:44] Even worse

[00:50:45] Uh it's 50-50 because ben either loves an a24 movie or he wants to chuck it into the sun

[00:50:49] Yep

[00:50:49] Um this one this one i think that you would be intrigued by but it's i think it's too slow and too weird for you to like feel like you have time for it

[00:50:57] I loved hereditary i loved midsommar i fucking hated the vivage and i hate uh the green knight

[00:51:04] Yeah i know um this i just feel like this one has a little more of like an abstract confusing like approach to like the story

[00:51:13] Don't make it seem like i can't follow confusing shit

[00:51:15] No no no i'm not

[00:51:16] I fucking hate that because it's

[00:51:17] No it's

[00:51:18] What's the movie

[00:51:19] What's the movie

[00:51:20] I promise i promise you i'm not this

[00:51:21] This is what is the movie

[00:51:22] It's called i saw the tv glow

[00:51:24] It's a very

[00:51:25] Oh i saw the like uh preview for this

[00:51:28] Yeah it's it's a very specific kind of weird that i just know you won't appreciate not in a way that like you're stupid or anything like that even though you're pretty dumb fuck

[00:51:35] Uh but it's it's a very specific kind of like patient slow burn too weird like too much interpretation kind of thing

[00:51:44] If you think

[00:51:45] That you don't have time for anymore

[00:51:46] If you think as a moviegoer that you saw the green knight and you're better than people because you got it you can go fucking die in a fire

[00:51:54] By the way

[00:51:55] It is absolutely terrible

[00:51:56] No no but there are there are some people who think of it like that but there also are some people who did get something out of it that they make probably made them appreciate it more than that

[00:52:03] Yeah and they made it up they made up connections they made it up and that's okay if you're so stupid that you can make up connections to anything to just oh that means that good for you good pat on the head

[00:52:13] But just because it's 824 is flashing in front of the fucking screen everybody's like there's something here it's not it doesn't mean that it's good just because it's 824

[00:52:21] No no it doesn't mean it's good but also it doesn't mean someone's wrong for seeing something like that in it and just because you didn't get that doesn't mean you're dumb it just means like it wasn't for you

[00:52:29] No

[00:52:30] By the way one of the greatest musicians of our generation is in this film

[00:52:37] Kenny G

[00:52:38] No

[00:52:39] Trent Reznor

[00:52:40] Nope

[00:52:40] Go on

[00:52:42] Fred Durst

[00:52:43] Yes that's true

[00:52:44] Fred Durst plays the dad it's a small role but he is in it

[00:52:47] But this movie this movie is challenging and uh but I I was mesmerized by it and like I was so fascinated by the story was telling because at once it is it's about being too engrossed in nostalgia but then it's also about denying like your own identity and choosing to live vicariously through other stories and never being true to yourself and that actually being damaging to you you know and so it's a

[00:53:17] It's a very interesting way to take it because like it follows these two kind of uh you know outcasts as and they both become obsessed with the show called the pink opaque which is like an are you afraid of the dark 90s nickelodeon kind of show and then like they like weird stuff happens and like it's it's all tied to like the show somehow but it's just it's a it's a it's a movie that requires patience it's it's definitely strange and it's very much open to interpretation

[00:53:46] Um but it was it was fascinating and like I really I really liked it a lot

[00:53:49] Emma Stone produced this film

[00:53:51] There you go

[00:53:52] Justice Smith is in it too

[00:53:54] He is he's the lead he's and he's fantastic

[00:53:56] Yeah I like him

[00:53:56] Um yeah it's a very different performance from him than you might

[00:53:59] I bet yeah

[00:54:00] Sounds like

[00:54:01] I also watched My Old Ass

[00:54:04] Which is a new movie that's on Prime Video now

[00:54:06] Uh it was in theaters before but I missed it and it stars

[00:54:08] Uh it doesn't star Aubrey Plaza but she is in it

[00:54:12] But it's uh it follows this girl who she's getting ready to go off to college

[00:54:16] And one last thing she does with her friends before she leaves is they go camping and they do shrooms

[00:54:21] And when she has her trip

[00:54:24] Herself from the future

[00:54:26] Played by Aubrey Plaza

[00:54:28] Comes and talks to her

[00:54:29] And like they have like a whole evening together like just having a conversation where she's like

[00:54:34] Trying to find out things and she's like hesitant to tell her certain things

[00:54:37] But she does give her like certain guidelines like you know uh don't date anybody named chad and like and so stuff like that

[00:54:44] And so then it's her just kind of like doing some of the stuff that she told her to do

[00:54:48] Just like taking the time to appreciate her family before she leaves for college

[00:54:51] But of course she like meets chad and it turns into like a teen rom-com meet cute

[00:54:56] But it's really funny

[00:54:57] It's a really simplistic approach to that kind of a high concept

[00:55:01] Because it's it becomes more than just her being on shrooms because like there's a contact that's maintained

[00:55:07] Um, but like it's kind of in that same way that like about time how it makes time travel such a simple thing where like you don't bother to like

[00:55:14] Be skeptical of the rules or how it works

[00:55:16] It's just a very simple

[00:55:17] That's not the movie right the movie isn't explaining the logistics

[00:55:21] No, not at all

[00:55:21] They're making assumptions

[00:55:22] Yeah, it's all yeah, it's all yeah, it's all just you just accept and be like yep, that's what happened

[00:55:27] Um

[00:55:27] Have you ever done mushrooms?

[00:55:30] No, but i'm i've always been very curious because I just want to know what the experience when you do it

[00:55:35] Can ben i be there with you?

[00:55:37] I would appreciate and love nothing more than that

[00:55:40] And I will do my best tom hanks impression on mushrooms for you

[00:55:45] No, we're not you're on mushrooms. Oh, yeah

[00:55:47] Oh, yeah

[00:55:47] We're not

[00:55:48] No, no, no

[00:55:48] I want to be very clear. I'm with nate. We will never do mushrooms. I'm sorry. What what we will be with you when you do that

[00:55:54] No, please do mushrooms with me never

[00:55:56] Why no, we're gonna watch you and record yeah

[00:55:58] Don't record me. That's mean

[00:56:00] Oh, yeah

[00:56:00] Yeah, yeah

[00:56:01] Actually, we slipped some mushrooms into that tea I gave you earlier and we're recording you now

[00:56:05] I didn't have any tea

[00:56:06] Well, that's what you think

[00:56:07] Oh, no

[00:56:09] Exactly

[00:56:09] Wow wow wow wow wow

[00:56:11] Well, it turned into a warp

[00:56:13] Oh

[00:56:13] Anyway one more please

[00:56:15] One more film from me

[00:56:17] Uh

[00:56:18] Let's try to cut them off

[00:56:19] I saw I went to the theaters one more time

[00:56:21] Oh god

[00:56:22] It was just today actually

[00:56:23] So this is the actual last movie that I saw

[00:56:26] Oh, is this after church?

[00:56:27] This was oh, yeah

[00:56:28] This is way after church

[00:56:29] I saw

[00:56:30] Because this is the last time we went to church is 12 years ago

[00:56:33] That's not true

[00:56:34] I go to see my mom sing at church

[00:56:35] Because I love her

[00:56:38] Cool

[00:56:39] Sorry, you don't have the same relationship with your mother

[00:56:41] With God

[00:56:43] God or your mother

[00:56:44] Yeah, I was gonna say

[00:56:45] My mom and I don't go to church

[00:56:46] We go to lunch so she can give me a to-do list

[00:56:48] I watched Conclave

[00:56:51] Okay

[00:56:52] This is

[00:56:52] I've not even heard of this film

[00:56:54] This is a fantastic new drama

[00:56:56] That will definitely be getting awards attention

[00:56:58] Ralph Fiennes stars in it

[00:56:59] It follows the election of a new pope

[00:57:02] After the pope has died

[00:57:04] Oh god

[00:57:04] Just the poster makes me bored

[00:57:05] I know

[00:57:06] You would think that

[00:57:08] Just the poster makes me bored

[00:57:09] No, no

[00:57:10] I'll be honest

[00:57:11] Even when I saw the trailer

[00:57:12] I was just like

[00:57:12] Okay

[00:57:14] Watching this movie

[00:57:15] That's the difference Brad

[00:57:16] No, I'd see the poster

[00:57:18] No

[00:57:19] Trailer even worse

[00:57:21] And Brad's like

[00:57:21] I'm gonna go

[00:57:22] I'm gonna do a check

[00:57:23] No, no

[00:57:23] Honestly what it was that made me interested

[00:57:25] Was I saw people reacting to it online

[00:57:26] And then I also saw Ray Fiennes talking about it

[00:57:30] And I didn't realize

[00:57:31] You know

[00:57:32] It was actually getting

[00:57:33] Kind of like getting acclaim

[00:57:34] And like was being

[00:57:34] Wasn't just like a throwaway movie

[00:57:36] You know

[00:57:36] Because sometimes

[00:57:37] You know

[00:57:37] Actors just make movies

[00:57:38] That they don't really care about

[00:57:39] This movie

[00:57:40] Is awesome

[00:57:42] It is

[00:57:42] Every bit as suspenseful

[00:57:44] As the best courtroom drama

[00:57:45] That you've ever seen

[00:57:47] You could easily call this movie

[00:57:49] Twelve Angry Cardinals

[00:57:50] It is all about

[00:57:51] The election process

[00:57:52] And

[00:57:53] Who wants to watch

[00:57:54] Twelve red birds fighting?

[00:57:56] Do you

[00:57:57] Did you know about the election process

[00:57:58] For the Pope?

[00:57:59] Yeah, the smoke comes out of the chimney

[00:58:00] And they're like

[00:58:01] Hey, what a new one

[00:58:02] So that's part of it

[00:58:03] But do you know what the process is?

[00:58:04] I mean

[00:58:05] I

[00:58:06] If I have to guess

[00:58:07] It's

[00:58:07] They literally

[00:58:08] Pope dies

[00:58:10] And they have cardinals

[00:58:11] That are all vying for the spot

[00:58:13] So there

[00:58:14] Yeah

[00:58:14] There's a list of cardinals

[00:58:15] Who are up for the job

[00:58:17] And they're the ones who vote

[00:58:18] On who becomes the next Pope

[00:58:20] Any of them

[00:58:20] Could be the next Pope

[00:58:22] They just have

[00:58:22] Each have a vote

[00:58:23] Can they vote for themselves?

[00:58:24] You can

[00:58:25] And so

[00:58:26] What they do is

[00:58:27] They do the nominations

[00:58:28] They keep doing the nominations

[00:58:29] Over and over again

[00:58:31] Until they find one

[00:58:32] Until they have a majority

[00:58:33] So

[00:58:34] The first round is like

[00:58:36] Individually

[00:58:37] Like

[00:58:37] Everybody votes for themselves

[00:58:39] Of course

[00:58:39] So there's twelve

[00:58:41] Separate votes

[00:58:42] And then

[00:58:42] And then

[00:58:43] And then

[00:58:43] Brian

[00:58:43] Oh by the way

[00:58:44] It's

[00:58:44] It's more like 108 cardinals

[00:58:46] Sorry

[00:58:46] I mean

[00:58:46] They do

[00:58:47] Because again

[00:58:48] You've got the

[00:58:49] You've got the different orders

[00:58:50] So you tend to have

[00:58:51] Some leaders there

[00:58:52] Based on who's leading the orders

[00:58:53] But still

[00:58:53] Like it's all private ballots

[00:58:54] So 108 people

[00:58:55] And similar to politics

[00:58:56] There is the conservative side

[00:58:57] And there's the liberal side

[00:58:58] Yeah

[00:58:58] So there are factions

[00:58:59] Is it secretive?

[00:59:01] No

[00:59:01] It's secretive in that

[00:59:02] No one sees your vote

[00:59:03] Until it's in the pot

[00:59:04] And there's like a council

[00:59:05] Of like two or three people

[00:59:06] So after you vote though

[00:59:07] They don't know who you picked?

[00:59:09] Yeah

[00:59:09] They announce

[00:59:10] Well no

[00:59:10] They don't tell you

[00:59:11] Who voted for who

[00:59:12] Oh

[00:59:12] They just read

[00:59:13] So it's always secret

[00:59:14] Yes

[00:59:14] Gotcha

[00:59:15] Unless you tell somebody

[00:59:17] No one knows

[00:59:17] 108 individual votes

[00:59:19] On the first one

[00:59:20] Right

[00:59:20] And then they go

[00:59:20] Stale mate

[00:59:21] Alright

[00:59:21] So they're like

[00:59:22] Well Brian

[00:59:23] He's kind of not a bad guy

[00:59:24] I guess I'll go for him

[00:59:24] Yeah

[00:59:25] And it just keeps going down

[00:59:26] To like one guy

[00:59:27] Yeah

[00:59:27] Alright

[00:59:28] Do they take out

[00:59:29] The lowest vote getter?

[00:59:31] No

[00:59:31] Because sometimes in elections

[00:59:32] Like that

[00:59:32] No

[00:59:33] If they do

[00:59:34] They don't ever say explicitly

[00:59:35] That's what they do

[00:59:36] It sounds like what happens

[00:59:37] Is people just read the room

[00:59:39] And they're like

[00:59:39] Okay well we're not voting

[00:59:40] For Joe anymore

[00:59:41] My guy's not gonna win

[00:59:41] Yeah

[00:59:42] But the drama behind this

[00:59:44] Because there are like

[00:59:45] Things that are revealed

[00:59:46] And stuff that's unfolding

[00:59:47] That is constantly changing

[00:59:49] The situation

[00:59:49] It's really

[00:59:51] It does feel like a thrilling drama

[00:59:52] And there's a lot of twists and turns

[00:59:54] And the Catholic Church

[00:59:55] Is particularly interesting

[00:59:56] Right

[00:59:56] Because you've got

[00:59:57] You've got these different factions

[00:59:58] You've got the African Catholics

[01:00:00] You've got the South American Catholics

[01:00:01] Which are more social justice

[01:00:03] Oscar Romero type of Catholics

[01:00:05] You've got the European Catholics

[01:00:06] Which are very classist

[01:00:08] Right

[01:00:08] Yeah

[01:00:08] And then you've got the American Catholics

[01:00:10] Right

[01:00:10] Yeah

[01:00:10] And so you've got

[01:00:11] And they all want different things

[01:00:13] Right

[01:00:13] And they all have different political desires

[01:00:16] They all have

[01:00:16] Yeah

[01:00:16] Goals for the church

[01:00:18] The African Catholics

[01:00:19] Want to bring the church more conservative

[01:00:21] You know

[01:00:22] Some of the Italians do as well

[01:00:23] So yeah

[01:00:24] I bet this would be fascinating

[01:00:25] You should absolutely

[01:00:26] Go out of your way to see this movie

[01:00:27] You will love this movie

[01:00:28] A hundred percent

[01:00:29] The ending is especially like

[01:00:31] Whoa

[01:00:32] Yeah Nate

[01:00:33] It's awesome

[01:00:34] Yeah

[01:00:34] Brad's talking

[01:00:35] Brad and I will go together

[01:00:36] Brad was looking directly at me

[01:00:37] At me saying that

[01:00:38] But like

[01:00:38] You should also see it

[01:00:39] Were you ever confirmed Ben?

[01:00:41] I was

[01:00:41] See

[01:00:43] Confirmed in the

[01:00:43] Asshole

[01:00:44] Confirmed in the Catholic Church

[01:00:45] It's Benjamin Anderson

[01:00:46] Sebastian Conowitz

[01:00:48] Sebastian

[01:00:49] Under the sea

[01:00:50] Under the sea

[01:00:52] That's why I picked it

[01:00:53] Sea is for Catholic

[01:00:54] And Catholic is good enough for me

[01:00:57] That's the trailer song

[01:00:58] Up in the church

[01:00:59] We drink all day

[01:01:02] Sometimes we fuck the boys

[01:01:03] But we pray it away

[01:01:07] Ben Sebastian

[01:01:09] No

[01:01:10] No

[01:01:10] No

[01:01:11] No

[01:01:12] That's not what I

[01:01:13] I know

[01:01:14] That's not what

[01:01:15] It's no longer my song

[01:01:16] Walked into that

[01:01:17] I didn't realize we were singing my song

[01:01:19] I just thought we were singing a song

[01:01:21] Not my song

[01:01:23] Shit

[01:01:24] But no

[01:01:25] This movie is so good

[01:01:27] I love it

[01:01:28] Damn you rhyming

[01:01:28] I feel like it'll probably end up being one of my favorites of the year

[01:01:31] Honestly

[01:01:32] But yeah

[01:01:32] It's a pretty good cast

[01:01:33] I liked the cast

[01:01:34] It's an incredible cast

[01:01:35] Man nobody can be such a stuck up smarmy dickhead like John Lithgow

[01:01:40] No he is a talented actor right

[01:01:42] Yeah I know

[01:01:42] He can pull

[01:01:43] The crazy part about him is he can pull it off both ways right

[01:01:45] He can be comedic and he can be

[01:01:47] Charming

[01:01:47] Can we also give a

[01:01:49] Because I saw he's in this film

[01:01:50] And I genuinely love him as an actor

[01:01:54] Can we give a shout out to Stanley Tucci

[01:01:55] Oh my god

[01:01:56] How could we not

[01:01:57] Yeah the Tucci

[01:01:57] Tucci

[01:01:58] Yeah the Tucci

[01:01:58] Man

[01:01:59] Love him

[01:01:59] Is he good in this

[01:02:00] Yeah he's great in this

[01:02:01] How could he

[01:02:01] Yeah

[01:02:02] Doesn't matter what movie you're talking about

[01:02:04] Yes he's great in it

[01:02:05] Transformers Dark of the Moon

[01:02:06] I watched

[01:02:06] Perfect

[01:02:07] The Devil Wars product I watched

[01:02:08] Yeah amazing

[01:02:09] Fantastic

[01:02:09] It was on

[01:02:10] I'm like I'm gonna keep on watching

[01:02:12] Yeah

[01:02:12] What was it Easy A

[01:02:13] What was the other one

[01:02:14] Yeah

[01:02:14] He's the dad

[01:02:15] He's the dad

[01:02:15] No he can do anything too

[01:02:17] He's a great

[01:02:18] He's got great comedic timing

[01:02:20] He can be a serious actor

[01:02:21] Julia Julia

[01:02:22] Yeah

[01:02:23] Man

[01:02:24] That guy

[01:02:25] That guy

[01:02:25] Is that everything

[01:02:26] Hunger Games

[01:02:27] Yeah

[01:02:28] Is that all

[01:02:29] No Tucci

[01:02:29] No no wait

[01:02:30] Are you done

[01:02:31] With your movie

[01:02:31] Katniss Everdeen

[01:02:32] The girl on fire

[01:02:34] Everybody's cool

[01:02:35] Here comes Chippy Daniels

[01:02:37] And who is Stanley Tucci's sister-in-law

[01:02:40] Uh

[01:02:40] Manly Tucci

[01:02:42] What

[01:02:44] What is that

[01:02:45] Why does that make you laugh

[01:02:46] This is fun

[01:02:48] Um

[01:02:48] Who

[01:02:49] Oh I know this

[01:02:49] But I forget

[01:02:51] Tell me now

[01:02:52] Jeffrey Epstein

[01:02:53] He's married

[01:02:54] Jesus Christ

[01:02:55] What the fuck

[01:02:56] Is wrong with you

[01:02:57] What in your mind

[01:02:58] Thought that was funny

[01:03:00] It wasn't funny

[01:03:00] You're right

[01:03:02] I just thought to myself

[01:03:03] What's the most

[01:03:04] 9-11

[01:03:04] What's the most

[01:03:05] Bill Cosby on 9-11

[01:03:07] I don't know

[01:03:09] What are you doing

[01:03:10] Jesus Christ

[01:03:11] I don't know

[01:03:12] Cause

[01:03:13] By the way

[01:03:13] I said it

[01:03:14] And immediately

[01:03:15] Hitler

[01:03:15] No no

[01:03:16] I said it

[01:03:17] And immediately

[01:03:17] Oh no

[01:03:18] It was supposed to be a woman

[01:03:19] That was

[01:03:20] Oh no

[01:03:21] Messed up the joke

[01:03:22] And then

[01:03:22] Had the wrong gender

[01:03:24] Uh

[01:03:25] What's her name

[01:03:25] Gilly Billy Maxwell

[01:03:26] Gilly Billy Maxwell

[01:03:28] Whatever her name is

[01:03:29] I should have said her

[01:03:30] Cause that's

[01:03:31] She's a female

[01:03:32] Right

[01:03:32] What are you talking about

[01:03:34] Gilly Billy Maxwell

[01:03:35] Oh Gislaine Maxwell

[01:03:37] Yeah

[01:03:37] Jeffrey Epstein's wife

[01:03:38] Gilly Billy Maxwell

[01:03:40] I never said it out loud

[01:03:42] I don't know

[01:03:42] That's a Cartoon Network character

[01:03:43] I only read it

[01:03:44] You know

[01:03:45] It sounded like Gilly Billy

[01:03:46] Oh that's to explain

[01:03:47] By the way

[01:03:47] I am picturing

[01:03:48] Gilly

[01:03:49] Gilly from SNL

[01:03:51] Studio Ghibli

[01:03:53] That's correct

[01:03:54] Studio Ghibli Maxwell

[01:03:55] Oh boy

[01:03:55] Anyway

[01:03:56] So he is married to

[01:03:57] Emily Blunt's sister

[01:03:59] That's what it is

[01:04:00] Yeah

[01:04:00] Yeah

[01:04:01] You know a little bit

[01:04:02] About that

[01:04:03] Don't you Brad

[01:04:03] Oh yeah

[01:04:04] I love getting blunts

[01:04:05] Yeah exactly

[01:04:05] Yeah

[01:04:06] We're talking about

[01:04:07] Marijuana

[01:04:08] Anyway

[01:04:08] Nate what's the last movie

[01:04:09] You saw buddy

[01:04:10] Yeah what was the last movie

[01:04:10] You saw

[01:04:11] Yeah Nate

[01:04:12] Oh hey

[01:04:12] Hold on

[01:04:13] I have a bone to pick

[01:04:14] With you

[01:04:14] Oh hey

[01:04:15] Did you

[01:04:16] Ever go back

[01:04:18] Did you shit my car

[01:04:22] One quick thing

[01:04:23] We should talk about

[01:04:25] This off air

[01:04:25] But I'm bringing it up

[01:04:26] Did you open

[01:04:27] The back door of my car

[01:04:29] Get in

[01:04:29] My shit in it

[01:04:30] And leave

[01:04:32] I just have a real

[01:04:33] Quick question about that

[01:04:34] Cause it looks like yours

[01:04:35] I brought this up

[01:04:37] 50 minutes into the episode

[01:04:38] Not right off the bat

[01:04:39] Because I

[01:04:40] Didn't want to embarrass you

[01:04:41] Didn't want to embarrass you

[01:04:42] No

[01:04:43] Did you ever

[01:04:44] Finish underwater

[01:04:45] No

[01:04:47] I could have answered that

[01:04:48] For him

[01:04:48] No

[01:04:48] I would have talked about it

[01:04:50] If I did

[01:04:50] Okay but

[01:04:51] Will you

[01:04:52] Yeah what are you doing

[01:04:52] I'm sure I will

[01:04:53] You need to

[01:04:54] That's a no

[01:04:55] Like Ben and I

[01:04:55] Are playing

[01:04:56] Don't watch it

[01:04:56] It'll help you get

[01:04:57] Through your fears

[01:04:58] It won't though

[01:04:59] It's gonna make them worse

[01:05:01] Okay

[01:05:01] Alright what'd you watch

[01:05:02] So I've been watching

[01:05:03] A lot of West Wing now

[01:05:04] This week

[01:05:05] So

[01:05:05] Nope

[01:05:06] Go back and watch it

[01:05:07] These two

[01:05:08] Shuckles

[01:05:08] Have not watched it yet

[01:05:10] Wow what an insult

[01:05:11] Yeah but I know about

[01:05:12] President Bartlett

[01:05:12] Yeah

[01:05:13] And you're gonna watch it

[01:05:14] Right

[01:05:14] Yes

[01:05:15] Okay

[01:05:15] I want to watch it

[01:05:17] But I did watch a film

[01:05:17] That you have seen

[01:05:19] And I've been wanting to watch

[01:05:20] Since I watched

[01:05:21] Saturday Night

[01:05:22] It was a

[01:05:24] It's a film called

[01:05:25] Snack Shack

[01:05:26] Yes

[01:05:27] Now we're talking

[01:05:28] So I thought this film

[01:05:30] Was gonna be different

[01:05:30] I thought

[01:05:31] And

[01:05:32] Let me say this

[01:05:33] I love this film

[01:05:34] But I thought this was

[01:05:35] Gonna be a silly

[01:05:36] Summer comedy

[01:05:37] I thought it was gonna be

[01:05:39] More of a straight up comedy

[01:05:40] Yeah

[01:05:40] Like a

[01:05:41] Just a silly

[01:05:42] American pie

[01:05:42] But it's got some heart to it

[01:05:44] It's got a lot more heart to it

[01:05:45] Like it is

[01:05:46] It is

[01:05:46] It's a great film

[01:05:48] Yeah

[01:05:48] I really love this

[01:05:49] And it's really interesting

[01:05:50] Right

[01:05:50] Cause you

[01:05:51] The characters are I think

[01:05:52] 14 or 15 years old

[01:05:53] Yeah

[01:05:54] And this was filmed last year

[01:05:56] I think

[01:05:56] Yeah

[01:05:56] Gabriel is like 21 years old

[01:05:57] Yeah

[01:05:58] And he plays Lauren Michaels

[01:05:59] Right

[01:05:59] In this next film

[01:06:00] So it was kind of

[01:06:01] A little jarring there

[01:06:02] But

[01:06:04] This is

[01:06:05] Brad's already talked about it

[01:06:05] On the podcast

[01:06:06] So I won't get too much into it

[01:06:07] But it is a great film

[01:06:08] If you have a chance

[01:06:09] To see this film

[01:06:10] It's a great coming of age film

[01:06:14] Wonderfully made

[01:06:15] It is

[01:06:16] It just feels

[01:06:18] It's certainly an independent film

[01:06:20] But it

[01:06:21] It gets it all right

[01:06:22] It gets all the heart right

[01:06:23] It's beautifully

[01:06:24] Yeah

[01:06:25] It's well made

[01:06:26] Like just see this film

[01:06:27] There's not a lot of films

[01:06:28] Like this

[01:06:28] It's on Prime Video

[01:06:29] If you wanna watch it

[01:06:30] Yep

[01:06:31] And then

[01:06:32] I've been

[01:06:33] Watching

[01:06:34] A lot of

[01:06:36] The show called Shrinking

[01:06:38] There's a new episode

[01:06:39] Every week

[01:06:39] Watch that

[01:06:39] I've told you this before

[01:06:41] And that's it

[01:06:42] So I saw Beetlejuice

[01:06:43] Beetlejuice

[01:06:43] Oh

[01:06:44] Did you like that though

[01:06:45] Okay

[01:06:45] I was gonna watch it

[01:06:46] I genuinely was gonna watch it

[01:06:47] This week

[01:06:47] And I just can't get into it

[01:06:50] Watched it with the boys

[01:06:51] Because we watched Beetlejuice

[01:06:52] Right

[01:06:53] And

[01:06:57] So it's

[01:06:58] It's

[01:06:58] I don't know

[01:06:59] I just really don't have

[01:07:01] An opinion about it

[01:07:01] I feel sad that I'm not excited

[01:07:02] About seeing it

[01:07:03] Were you excited about seeing it

[01:07:04] So I was looking forward to it

[01:07:06] He was so excited

[01:07:06] That he saw it in theaters

[01:07:07] I just

[01:07:08] I wanted to see what

[01:07:09] Michael Keaton was gonna do

[01:07:10] With the character

[01:07:11] And what they were gonna do

[01:07:12] Sorry

[01:07:13] I was so excited to see

[01:07:14] What they were gonna do

[01:07:15] With the character

[01:07:15] Not necessarily his portrayal

[01:07:16] I knew that it was good

[01:07:17] But there's not a ton of buzz

[01:07:18] About it

[01:07:19] What do you do there

[01:07:20] And it is

[01:07:20] It's fine

[01:07:21] Like it's a

[01:07:22] Passable

[01:07:23] Legacy sequel

[01:07:25] It's

[01:07:26] It's fine

[01:07:27] It's just

[01:07:27] One thing that I really did

[01:07:29] Enjoy about it

[01:07:30] Is I

[01:07:31] I loved

[01:07:32] That they did a few things

[01:07:33] That are

[01:07:35] Storytelling

[01:07:36] In a different way

[01:07:37] So

[01:07:38] Jeffrey Jones

[01:07:39] Is a pedophile

[01:07:40] And so he was the father

[01:07:41] In the original

[01:07:42] And so

[01:07:43] And honestly

[01:07:44] In the original

[01:07:44] He was like the only

[01:07:45] Straight person

[01:07:46] Right

[01:07:46] He was like

[01:07:47] The one that was normal

[01:07:49] Very normal

[01:07:49] Right

[01:07:49] And so how do you take

[01:07:51] The person that was

[01:07:52] Supposed to be normal

[01:07:53] And they're gonna kill him off

[01:07:55] Of course

[01:07:56] But he's a bad person

[01:07:57] So you can't have the actor back

[01:07:59] So instead they did

[01:08:00] Like a claymation

[01:08:00] Style

[01:08:01] Yeah intro

[01:08:01] Death

[01:08:02] Which honestly

[01:08:03] Like the kids were confused

[01:08:04] Like why would they do that

[01:08:05] And we just told them

[01:08:06] It's just

[01:08:07] The guy that played the part

[01:08:09] Was not a good person

[01:08:10] And so this is how

[01:08:12] They chose to do it

[01:08:12] I love that

[01:08:13] And then

[01:08:14] Spoiler alert

[01:08:15] Like he's in the

[01:08:16] Afterworld

[01:08:17] Underworld

[01:08:17] Whatever

[01:08:18] And he's missing a head

[01:08:19] And so that's great

[01:08:20] Because you can use

[01:08:21] Another actor

[01:08:21] So they still get to

[01:08:22] Use the character

[01:08:23] Yeah

[01:08:23] And I thought that was

[01:08:24] Very clever

[01:08:24] I did too

[01:08:25] I liked that a lot

[01:08:26] And then

[01:08:27] They also

[01:08:28] There was something else

[01:08:29] That I can't remember

[01:08:30] Off the top of my head

[01:08:30] There was a different type

[01:08:31] Oh yeah

[01:08:32] It was when

[01:08:33] Beetlejuice was telling

[01:08:34] The story

[01:08:35] Of his ex-wife

[01:08:36] Or whatever

[01:08:37] And they did it in

[01:08:37] All Italian

[01:08:38] Yeah

[01:08:38] And I thought that was

[01:08:39] Wonderful

[01:08:40] Like this is why

[01:08:42] It's

[01:08:42] Like there are certain

[01:08:44] Things about this movie

[01:08:45] That are just

[01:08:46] Very unique

[01:08:47] Storytelling aspects

[01:08:48] That I'm like

[01:08:49] This is great

[01:08:50] Not enough of it though

[01:08:51] Yeah it's

[01:08:52] I think it's the closest

[01:08:53] Tim Burton has ever gotten

[01:08:54] To recapturing

[01:08:55] What he used to be like

[01:08:56] Yes

[01:08:57] And it's because

[01:08:58] There's 20% of the

[01:08:59] Movies like that

[01:08:59] Yeah

[01:09:00] The other 80%

[01:09:00] Is like okay

[01:09:01] I miss Big Fish

[01:09:02] Tim Burton

[01:09:03] Yeah

[01:09:03] Kind of getting through it

[01:09:05] Yeah cause he

[01:09:05] It's just

[01:09:06] It's still

[01:09:07] It's missing something

[01:09:07] And it's not

[01:09:08] Michael Keaton's fault

[01:09:09] I really think

[01:09:10] What it is

[01:09:11] Is that

[01:09:11] The

[01:09:12] You don't have

[01:09:13] A normal core

[01:09:15] For the movie

[01:09:16] Cause in the first one

[01:09:17] They're trying to tell

[01:09:18] Too many stories

[01:09:19] In the first one

[01:09:19] You have the Maitlands

[01:09:20] That give it

[01:09:21] A real quaint

[01:09:22] Center

[01:09:23] You know like

[01:09:23] They're the heart

[01:09:24] Of the movie

[01:09:24] They're normal

[01:09:25] And they're in

[01:09:26] This weird world

[01:09:26] Here

[01:09:27] They try to make

[01:09:28] Jenna Ortega's

[01:09:29] Character the

[01:09:29] Quote unquote

[01:09:30] Normal one

[01:09:31] But she's not

[01:09:32] Normal enough

[01:09:32] And it just feels

[01:09:33] Like everybody

[01:09:34] Is some level

[01:09:34] Of weird

[01:09:35] They also

[01:09:36] They take

[01:09:38] Lydia's

[01:09:39] Character

[01:09:39] And they make

[01:09:40] Her commercialized

[01:09:41] A bit

[01:09:41] And I don't

[01:09:42] Again if you're

[01:09:43] Taking this very

[01:09:44] Seriously

[01:09:44] It's a weird turn

[01:09:46] It is because

[01:09:46] She would never

[01:09:47] Have done that

[01:09:48] If you watch

[01:09:48] The original movie

[01:09:49] And see where

[01:09:50] That character

[01:09:51] Becomes

[01:09:52] Especially because

[01:09:53] She would never

[01:09:54] Be the person

[01:09:55] To be in a

[01:09:56] Relationship

[01:09:56] That she's in

[01:09:57] Nothing

[01:09:58] Nothing else

[01:09:59] In the world

[01:10:00] In the world

[01:10:01] Surrounding

[01:10:03] Beetlejuice

[01:10:04] Feels

[01:10:04] Like it's in

[01:10:06] An established

[01:10:07] World

[01:10:07] Exactly

[01:10:07] Like there's no

[01:10:08] Real sense of

[01:10:09] Style as to

[01:10:09] What the world

[01:10:10] Is like

[01:10:11] And in the

[01:10:11] First movie

[01:10:12] You don't have

[01:10:12] To worry about

[01:10:12] That because

[01:10:13] It's all

[01:10:13] Isolated in

[01:10:14] This small town

[01:10:14] In this weird

[01:10:15] House

[01:10:15] And the weird

[01:10:16] House is still

[01:10:17] There

[01:10:17] And they

[01:10:17] Covered a black

[01:10:18] Shroud

[01:10:19] Legitimately

[01:10:19] Which is cool

[01:10:21] Ashley and I

[01:10:22] Were watching it

[01:10:22] With the voice

[01:10:23] I was in

[01:10:23] She was like

[01:10:23] Wow that's

[01:10:24] That's a really

[01:10:24] Neat effect

[01:10:25] There's a lot

[01:10:26] Of cool stuff

[01:10:27] About this movie

[01:10:27] It's worth

[01:10:28] Watching for sure

[01:10:28] The production

[01:10:29] Is still fantastic

[01:10:30] Michael Keaton

[01:10:30] Is still great

[01:10:31] Oh yeah

[01:10:31] Absolutely

[01:10:33] I overall

[01:10:33] Really enjoyed

[01:10:34] This film

[01:10:34] I'll watch it

[01:10:35] But there are

[01:10:36] A lot of things

[01:10:37] Where I'm like

[01:10:37] Man they just

[01:10:38] Could have done

[01:10:38] It better

[01:10:38] Right

[01:10:39] So anyway

[01:10:40] I think it's

[01:10:40] Just been so

[01:10:41] Long too

[01:10:41] You expect a

[01:10:42] Little bit more

[01:10:42] Yeah

[01:10:43] You're ready

[01:10:44] For something

[01:10:44] Big

[01:10:45] Yeah

[01:10:46] If you're

[01:10:47] Going to

[01:10:47] Bring it

[01:10:47] Back

[01:10:47] Yeah

[01:10:48] Exactly

[01:10:48] I watched

[01:10:49] Harold and

[01:10:50] The Purple

[01:10:50] Crayon

[01:10:51] Oh

[01:10:52] With the boys

[01:10:53] So you're

[01:10:53] Really an RFK

[01:10:54] Now

[01:10:56] I mean

[01:10:57] I know

[01:10:57] You don't

[01:10:57] Like vaccines

[01:10:58] But I

[01:10:58] Didn't know

[01:10:59] That your

[01:10:59] Disdain for

[01:11:00] Vaccines

[01:11:01] Would make

[01:11:01] Ben

[01:11:01] Shot a bear

[01:11:02] And put it

[01:11:03] In Pine Lake

[01:11:03] Zachary Levi

[01:11:05] Does one thing

[01:11:06] Really well

[01:11:06] And it's

[01:11:08] Vote

[01:11:08] It's

[01:11:08] It's

[01:11:09] It's

[01:11:10] Supporting

[01:11:10] My

[01:11:10] Candidate

[01:11:12] He does

[01:11:12] One thing

[01:11:13] Really well

[01:11:13] And it's

[01:11:14] Playing

[01:11:15] Tom Hanks

[01:11:16] In Big

[01:11:16] Yeah

[01:11:17] It's

[01:11:17] He's

[01:11:18] He's an

[01:11:18] Innocent

[01:11:19] Person

[01:11:19] He does

[01:11:20] He's a good

[01:11:21] Actor

[01:11:21] He's an idiot

[01:11:22] For giving up

[01:11:23] His career

[01:11:23] In this way

[01:11:24] No it's

[01:11:24] Fine

[01:11:24] Actor

[01:11:25] Or

[01:11:26] Art artist

[01:11:27] Right

[01:11:28] This art

[01:11:29] Is what

[01:11:30] He's good

[01:11:30] At

[01:11:30] Which is

[01:11:31] Playing

[01:11:31] This like

[01:11:32] He's

[01:11:32] He's

[01:11:32] He's very

[01:11:33] Good

[01:11:33] And

[01:11:34] And

[01:11:34] I actually

[01:11:35] Laughed

[01:11:36] Quite a few

[01:11:36] Times

[01:11:36] When

[01:11:37] It's

[01:11:38] You know

[01:11:38] This

[01:11:39] Weird

[01:11:40] Basis

[01:11:41] Of a

[01:11:41] Cartoon

[01:11:41] Character

[01:11:42] From a

[01:11:42] Book

[01:11:42] That is

[01:11:43] Seven

[01:11:43] Pages

[01:11:43] Long

[01:11:43] Is now

[01:11:44] A

[01:11:44] Feature

[01:11:44] Like

[01:11:44] Film

[01:11:45] But

[01:11:45] They do

[01:11:46] A good

[01:11:46] Job

[01:11:46] Of that

[01:11:47] Honestly

[01:11:47] They give you

[01:11:48] The origin

[01:11:48] Story of the

[01:11:49] Purple Crayon

[01:11:49] They do not

[01:11:50] They tell you

[01:11:52] The old man

[01:11:53] Is the voice

[01:11:54] About Al

[01:11:55] For Molina

[01:11:55] And he's

[01:11:56] Just the old

[01:11:57] Man

[01:11:57] So in the

[01:11:58] Real world

[01:11:58] He's

[01:11:58] Listen to me

[01:11:59] Now

[01:12:00] He's looking

[01:12:01] For his old

[01:12:01] Man

[01:12:01] And every

[01:12:02] Old man

[01:12:02] He sees

[01:12:02] He thinks

[01:12:03] Is his

[01:12:03] Creator

[01:12:04] The power

[01:12:04] Of the

[01:12:04] Crayon

[01:12:06] So that's

[01:12:07] Bad

[01:12:10] That's

[01:12:10] Pretty

[01:12:10] Good

[01:12:10] Brad

[01:12:13] Anyway

[01:12:13] So what

[01:12:14] Is this

[01:12:14] Even the

[01:12:15] Story of

[01:12:15] Harold

[01:12:15] The Purple

[01:12:16] Crayon

[01:12:16] I don't

[01:12:17] Understand

[01:12:17] What is

[01:12:18] The

[01:12:18] So it's

[01:12:19] The

[01:12:19] So like

[01:12:20] The kids

[01:12:20] Ran upstairs

[01:12:21] And grabbed

[01:12:21] The book

[01:12:22] They have

[01:12:22] It and

[01:12:22] They brought

[01:12:23] It back

[01:12:23] Down

[01:12:23] And it's

[01:12:23] From their

[01:12:24] Childhood

[01:12:24] And I

[01:12:24] Said this

[01:12:25] I have

[01:12:25] A seven

[01:12:26] And a

[01:12:26] Ten

[01:12:26] Year old

[01:12:26] They brought

[01:12:27] It back

[01:12:27] From the

[01:12:27] Childhood

[01:12:28] Meaning

[01:12:28] When they

[01:12:28] Were four

[01:12:29] Right

[01:12:29] Because this

[01:12:30] Is literally

[01:12:30] Like cardboard

[01:12:31] Pages

[01:12:31] That are

[01:12:32] Yeah

[01:12:32] There's

[01:12:32] Like

[01:12:33] I'm not

[01:12:33] Judging

[01:12:33] Ten

[01:12:33] Pages

[01:12:34] It's

[01:12:34] Just

[01:12:35] About

[01:12:35] He's

[01:12:36] Got a

[01:12:36] Magical

[01:12:36] Crayon

[01:12:37] He can

[01:12:37] Draw

[01:12:37] Whatever

[01:12:37] He wants

[01:12:38] And it

[01:12:38] Comes to

[01:12:38] Life

[01:12:38] For real

[01:12:39] And it's

[01:12:40] In the

[01:12:40] Book

[01:12:40] It's all

[01:12:41] Purple

[01:12:41] The whole

[01:12:42] Thing

[01:12:43] In the

[01:12:43] Movie

[01:12:43] They just

[01:12:44] Take this

[01:12:45] Guy

[01:12:45] Who is

[01:12:47] 2D

[01:12:47] That has

[01:12:48] A purple

[01:12:48] Crayon

[01:12:49] And he

[01:12:50] Draws

[01:12:50] A door

[01:12:51] To the

[01:12:51] Real

[01:12:51] World

[01:12:51] And he's

[01:12:52] Launched

[01:12:52] Into the

[01:12:53] Real

[01:12:53] World

[01:12:54] But he

[01:13:03] It's

[01:13:03] A child

[01:13:04] In the

[01:13:05] Movie

[01:13:05] It's

[01:13:06] An adult

[01:13:06] Ish

[01:13:07] That's

[01:13:07] Why

[01:13:07] Didn't

[01:13:08] They

[01:13:08] Go

[01:13:09] With

[01:13:09] A

[01:13:09] Child

[01:13:09] Harold

[01:13:10] Supposed

[01:13:10] To

[01:13:10] Be

[01:13:10] A

[01:13:10] Child

[01:13:11] And so

[01:13:11] He is

[01:13:12] In the

[01:13:12] Book

[01:13:13] And in

[01:13:13] The

[01:13:13] Movie

[01:13:13] They

[01:13:33] He's

[01:13:34] A toddler

[01:13:34] And in

[01:13:35] The

[01:13:35] Movie

[01:13:36] He's

[01:13:36] An adult

[01:13:37] Man

[01:13:37] Who

[01:13:38] Just

[01:13:38] Doesn't

[01:13:38] Understand

[01:13:39] Anything

[01:13:39] About

[01:13:39] The

[01:13:40] Real

[01:13:40] World

[01:13:40] Because

[01:13:40] Why

[01:13:40] Would

[01:13:40] He's

[01:13:41] A

[01:13:41] 2D

[01:13:41] Character

[01:13:41] So

[01:13:42] He's

[01:13:42] Like an

[01:13:42] Alien

[01:13:42] He's

[01:13:43] Got a

[01:13:43] Friend

[01:13:43] That's

[01:13:43] A

[01:13:43] Moose

[01:13:58] And he's

[01:13:59] Got a

[01:13:59] Friend

[01:13:59] That's

[01:14:03] With

[01:14:04] These

[01:14:04] Very

[01:14:05] Strange

[01:14:05] Things

[01:14:06] In

[01:14:06] The

[01:14:06] Real

[01:14:06] World

[01:14:06] He

[01:14:07] Can

[01:14:08] Draw

[01:14:08] Things

[01:14:08] That

[01:14:09] Then

[01:14:10] Really

[01:14:10] Come

[01:14:10] To

[01:14:10] Life

[01:14:10] So

[01:14:10] He

[01:14:11] Gets

[01:14:11] Hit

[01:14:11] By

[01:14:11] A

[01:14:11] Car

[01:14:12] And

[01:14:12] The

[01:14:13] Tire

[01:14:13] Pops

[01:14:14] And so

[01:14:14] She's

[01:14:15] Calling

[01:14:15] Triple A

[01:14:16] Or

[01:14:16] Whatever

[01:14:16] He

[01:14:16] Draws

[01:14:17] A

[01:14:17] Tire

[01:14:18] And it

[01:14:18] Comes

[01:14:18] To

[01:14:33] And he's

[01:14:34] A

[01:14:34] Librarian

[01:14:35] That's

[01:14:35] Written

[01:14:36] Like

[01:14:37] This

[01:14:37] Lord

[01:14:38] Of

[01:14:38] The

[01:14:38] Rings

[01:14:38] Style

[01:14:39] Book

[01:14:40] That

[01:14:40] Nobody

[01:14:41] Loves

[01:14:42] And he's

[01:14:42] Gone to

[01:14:43] Publisher

[01:14:43] After

[01:14:43] Publisher

[01:14:44] And it's

[01:14:45] Just a

[01:14:45] Failure

[01:14:45] And he

[01:14:46] Imagines

[01:14:47] Himself

[01:14:47] As like

[01:14:47] I am

[01:14:48] Gorgon

[01:14:48] And he's

[01:14:49] Just got

[01:14:50] This flowing

[01:14:50] Shitty

[01:14:51] Hair

[01:14:51] And he's

[01:14:52] Playing

[01:14:52] It so

[01:14:53] Well

[01:14:53] But he

[01:14:54] Finds

[01:14:54] Out that

[01:14:54] It's

[01:14:54] Harold

[01:14:55] From the

[01:14:55] Actual

[01:14:56] Book

[01:14:56] So

[01:14:56] It's

[01:14:56] Very

[01:14:56] Meta

[01:14:56] Because

[01:14:57] He

[01:14:57] Finds

[01:14:58] The

[01:14:58] Book

[01:14:58] Harold

[01:14:59] The

[01:14:59] Purple

[01:14:59] Crayon

[01:14:59] And he

[01:14:59] Realizes

[01:15:00] This

[01:15:00] Is

[01:15:00] The

[01:15:00] Herald

[01:15:01] From

[01:15:01] The

[01:15:01] So

[01:15:02] He

[01:15:02] Knows

[01:15:02] The

[01:15:02] Purple

[01:15:02] Crayon

[01:15:03] Is

[01:15:03] Magic

[01:15:03] So

[01:15:04] He

[01:15:04] Steals

[01:15:04] It

[01:15:04] From

[01:15:05] Harold

[01:15:05] And

[01:15:06] Starts

[01:15:07] Building

[01:15:07] His

[01:15:08] Own

[01:15:08] Universe

[01:15:08] Being

[01:15:09] A

[01:15:29] Way

[01:15:29] Different

[01:15:29] Movie

[01:15:30] Not

[01:15:30] Zachary

[01:15:31] Levi

[01:15:31] In

[01:15:31] The

[01:15:31] You

[01:15:31] You

[01:15:32] Don't

[01:15:32] Want

[01:15:33] To

[01:15:33] Know

[01:15:33] What

[01:15:33] He

[01:15:33] Does

[01:15:33] With

[01:15:33] That

[01:15:33] Crayon

[01:15:35] It's

[01:15:35] Not

[01:15:35] Good

[01:15:35] When

[01:15:36] You

[01:15:36] Took

[01:15:36] It

[01:15:36] To

[01:15:36] A

[01:15:36] Dark

[01:15:37] Place

[01:15:37] Why

[01:15:38] I

[01:15:38] Was

[01:15:39] I

[01:15:39] Was

[01:15:39] Having

[01:15:39] Fun

[01:15:40] That

[01:15:41] No

[01:15:41] You

[01:15:59] All

[01:15:59] Right

[01:16:00] Yeah

[01:16:01] I

[01:16:02] Won't

[01:16:02] Say

[01:16:02] That

[01:16:02] It's

[01:16:03] So

[01:16:03] It's

[01:16:03] A

[01:16:03] Story

[01:16:03] About

[01:16:04] Like

[01:16:05] It's

[01:16:06] A

[01:16:06] White

[01:16:06] Police

[01:16:06] Officer

[01:16:07] That

[01:16:08] Pulls

[01:16:08] Over

[01:16:09] A

[01:16:09] Black

[01:16:10] Guy

[01:16:10] Played

[01:16:10] By

[01:16:11] Martin

[01:16:11] Lawrence

[01:16:11] And

[01:16:12] There's

[01:16:12] A

[01:16:12] Bumblebee

[01:16:12] And

[01:16:13] Martin

[01:16:13] Lawrence

[01:16:13] Says

[01:16:13] I'm

[01:16:14] Allerged

[01:16:14] To

[01:16:14] Bees

[01:16:15] So

[01:16:15] Steve

[01:16:15] Zahn

[01:16:16] Swings

[01:16:16] His

[01:16:16] Baton

[01:16:17] After

[01:16:17] The

[01:16:18] Bumblebee

[01:16:18] It's

[01:16:18] Caught

[01:16:19] On

[01:16:19] Video

[01:16:19] And

[01:16:20] This

[01:16:20] Is

[01:16:20] After

[01:16:21] Rodney

[01:16:21] King

[01:16:22] But

[01:16:22] Pre

[01:16:22] George

[01:16:23] Floyd

[01:16:23] Like

[01:16:23] This

[01:16:23] Is

[01:16:32] So

[01:16:32] Fucking

[01:16:36] Weird

[01:16:36] So

[01:16:37] He

[01:16:37] Loses

[01:16:37] His

[01:16:38] Job

[01:16:38] Because

[01:16:39] It

[01:16:39] Looks

[01:16:39] Like

[01:16:39] He

[01:16:39] Swing

[01:16:40] But

[01:16:40] This

[01:16:41] Movie

[01:16:41] Is

[01:16:42] Insane

[01:16:42] Because

[01:16:43] They

[01:16:43] Portray

[01:16:44] The

[01:16:45] Black

[01:16:45] Man

[01:16:45] As

[01:16:46] The

[01:16:46] Scammer

[01:16:47] Because

[01:16:47] He's

[01:16:48] Yeah

[01:16:48] No

[01:16:48] He

[01:16:49] Testifies

[01:16:50] Against

[01:16:50] Him

[01:16:51] And

[01:16:51] Says

[01:16:51] Yeah

[01:16:52] No

[01:16:52] He

[01:16:59] But

[01:17:00] If

[01:17:00] You

[01:17:00] Really

[01:17:00] Just

[01:17:01] Look

[01:17:01] At

[01:17:01] What's

[01:17:01] Going

[01:17:02] On

[01:17:02] He

[01:17:04] Unfortunately

[01:17:05] Took

[01:17:05] Advantage

[01:17:06] Of

[01:17:06] A

[01:17:07] Cop

[01:17:07] And

[01:17:08] Made

[01:17:08] Him

[01:17:08] Lose

[01:17:08] His

[01:17:08] Job

[01:17:08] For

[01:17:09] No

[01:17:09] Reason

[01:17:09] It's

[01:17:10] Just

[01:17:10] Really

[01:17:10] Weird

[01:17:10] They

[01:17:11] End

[01:17:11] Up

[01:17:11] Teaming

[01:17:11] Up

[01:17:12] Obviously

[01:17:12] As

[01:17:12] All

[01:17:13] Buddy

[01:17:14] Cop

[01:17:14] Movies

[01:17:14] From

[01:17:14] 2003

[01:17:15] Would

[01:17:15] Be

[01:17:17] And

[01:17:29] It's

[01:17:29] Not

[01:17:29] Really

[01:17:29] Funny

[01:17:30] It's

[01:17:30] Just

[01:17:32] Really

[01:17:32] Out

[01:17:33] There

[01:17:33] And

[01:17:33] I

[01:17:33] Didn't

[01:17:34] It

[01:17:34] Doesn't

[01:17:35] Need

[01:17:35] To

[01:17:35] This

[01:17:35] Was

[01:17:36] Still

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