Episode 225 - The New Season (Now with Batgirl)

[00:00:16] Hey everybody, it's another episode of Go Flix Yourself. My name is Ben Connolly. It's with me as always is the

[00:00:23] Chuck Norris to my Jackie Chan

[00:00:26] Brad Roman. Hey, that's me

[00:00:29] That's what Chuck Norris sounds like. I guess and the

[00:00:33] The Bruce Lee to my Jackie Chan Nate Laos. I'm not doing that impression. I

[00:00:40] Was trying to catch you trying to give you cancel there

[00:00:42] Didn't work did not do what I'm trying to say

[00:00:46] Yes, and you're Mexican so you can do it

[00:00:50] Off-air though. Hey, nice me Bruce Lee

[00:00:54] That's my Mexican

[00:01:05] I was actually a little nervous

[00:01:07] Yes, it's me. Okay, that's fair

[00:01:12] But yeah, no, I was just trying to say that if Jackie Chan is awesome Bruce Lee is is the is the match. He's the base

[00:01:18] Thank you. Thank you. I appreciated that. I just didn't want to do you know, and that's that's very fair

[00:01:22] Chuck Norris however is dog shit as far as an actor. I don't know

[00:01:27] I think there's a whole stream of jokes that would prove otherwise

[00:01:30] As a human being sure the butt of the I'm talking about not the butt of the joke

[00:01:35] It's it's proving how strong as an action star

[00:01:39] I'm sorry

[00:01:40] You haven't seen what's named three movies that he's been in that he started not that he was not Bruce Lee movies

[00:01:46] Name three Chuck Norris films for real you're a cinephile sidekicks. Fuck you. That's one fine

[00:01:53] I should have said before 1990, but I didn't

[00:01:56] Just name any of them. He's been in like $100 Hollywood films. Here's the thing. I don't know any go ahead

[00:02:01] Oh, there it is. I don't know. All right for sidekicks done. Yeah dodgeball

[00:02:07] I really should have said

[00:02:08] Because I'm giving you time to think now anyway welcome to the podcast

[00:02:12] I've had a bottle of Jack Daniels and it's 11 o'clock at night almost and I've had a I've had a I've had a long week

[00:02:19] And I am I'm a little tipsy and I thought to myself

[00:02:23] let's record the 10 to 1 and

[00:02:25] That's our Saturday night live and let's cancel go flicks yourself. Wow, that's what I thought to myself because I'm honestly

[00:02:31] I'm a little tipsy well not only recording in my house and I get to do whatever I want

[00:02:34] I'm not driving now and here's the thing too the other reason that he probably was thinking about canceling is because he

[00:02:39] didn't watch his movie

[00:02:41] Again, I had a listen. I we moved into the house that we're moving into the new house and

[00:02:47] It's a new podcast studios coming. Yeah, exactly. It's coming along. We're working on it

[00:02:52] Let me let me let's be clear

[00:02:53] He's done nothing to prepare the new podcast studio

[00:02:56] Also, I've done nothing at the house Ashley has done everything and I honestly and nothing is packed up here

[00:03:00] I yeah, no, I and beyond that. I've been kind of a dick. I'm in a real real ass

[00:03:06] So I'd like to apologize publicly to my girlfriend actually who's done literally everything you should apologize to I'm a bad person

[00:03:12] And I didn't watch to see yeah, to see was I will it's an American classic on that's American tale

[00:03:17] That's five of those was I will legitimately watch

[00:03:21] Tootsie this week. I and on my mother's life

[00:03:23] I will watch it this week and the next design movie. Yes, I watched I will I will I promise you

[00:03:28] Okay, because I'm again not doing anything at the house

[00:03:31] She's gonna do everything you heard here first and it will be good. So anyway

[00:03:35] Go fix yourself a movie podcast where we talk about the latest films we've seen talk about a few trailers

[00:03:40] We assign movies to each other and then so if you respect the person enough you watch it

[00:03:44] I got her on Thursday. It's Sunday night. I just we moved into the new house

[00:03:47] I'd interest for booking this morning. We just established. You didn't move into the new house

[00:03:50] Well, you know, we're moving into there anyway, whatever it doesn't matter Nate. How are you?

[00:03:55] I'm okay

[00:03:57] I was hoping for much better than that

[00:04:00] You know, there's been a lot of clouds lately and I'm feeling it the sad is happening

[00:04:07] I don't know that's for seasonal. Yeah

[00:04:10] Effective disorder. I'm trying to figure out if

[00:04:14] If it's the seasonal effective disorder or I'm clinically depressed

[00:04:20] Hey, that's what why not both

[00:04:23] The good news is this is America you can have both. I know I know and I might you can have whatever

[00:04:29] You like

[00:04:31] You can have whatever you

[00:04:33] Have it your way

[00:04:36] Pick pick your depression. Is it seasonal or always?

[00:04:40] Tune in next week to see if he's still here. I'm gonna go back dark. I got very dark. I'm sorry

[00:04:46] Anyway, hey Brad. Hey

[00:04:49] Is is my seasonal depression gonna go away with the sponsor this week? Oh?

[00:04:54] Well, that's a good question or I'm gonna be very sad

[00:04:56] Bellam asking something

[00:04:58] Yes, you know what? I'm leaving. No, no, this is an episode where I lean in. Yes, Brad

[00:05:02] I didn't like how you didn't go high enough for me on that one

[00:05:07] Yeah, yeah, buddy

[00:05:10] Which favorite what's your favorite chain steakhouse?

[00:05:15] Long long long horn long horn steak house the correct answer is out back steak house long horn

[00:05:22] Nate that I think is my answer to I love me a good outback steak house

[00:05:26] But you know what's funny when I go to outback steak house. I don't get steak. I get the Alice Springs chicken

[00:05:32] Do you you bring that I like steak? No, no, I love steak

[00:05:36] But for whatever reason I have always loved the Alice Springs chicken at outback steak

[00:05:41] I was trying so hard to be good and honestly

[00:05:44] I was trying so hard to be supportive here and like I'm like answer you

[00:05:48] Organically in real. Yeah, and as soon as your fucking dumb mouth

[00:05:53] Starts here's the weird thing about what I go to a steakhouse

[00:05:56] And I don't order the steak and I think about the listener

[00:05:59] Varying their fucking car into a bridge about men and they're trying to end their whole family's life because of your

[00:06:04] Chicken, no, because who gives a fuck?

[00:06:08] Don't order it at steak house first of all the listener does

[00:06:10] But by the way, thank you listener does care because they're thinking you know what Brad's right

[00:06:14] I do enjoy a good chicken from a steakhouse from time to time the Alice Springs chicken. Oh

[00:06:19] Juicy tender chicken by the way

[00:06:20] What you're saying before chicken Alice Springs is that a name?

[00:06:25] Yeah, what is it? It's Australian like locale basically

[00:06:29] Outback is an Australian so it's not a restaurant

[00:06:32] So the Alice Springs chicken has by the way nothing at outback is Australian locale

[00:06:38] has cheese and bacon on it

[00:06:41] onion and

[00:06:42] They bring their delicious honey mustard dressing with it outback steakhouse has the best honey mustard dressing

[00:06:51] It was the jump, but it's dingo. It is

[00:06:54] Incredible Nate's laughing at that one fuck you I got you. I got you. I got you

[00:06:57] I love outback steak house is honey mustard. You know what I love right now is that Nate Laos has his hands

[00:07:02] Behind his head like in a relaxing statement. He's wearing a gray t-shirt and guess what I don't see his penis

[00:07:08] No, well not one pit stain you are drives a bone over there, buddy

[00:07:12] That's gonna sweat like an animal. Yeah, I'm wearing I wear only black shirts now because it's just it's it's

[00:07:18] Voluminous can we talk about this? All right. It's so bad. So are you wearing like pads under?

[00:07:23] Like how do you not I'm not I'm not it's incredible

[00:07:26] I got a lady. I'll wear a gray shirt next week and you're gonna be like what the fuck is wrong with you

[00:07:32] I've started wearing salt as deodorant. What yeah salt as deodorant

[00:07:37] Yeah, there's this thing that the

[00:07:40] Like sea salt. Yeah, it is a sea salt deodorant and it is are you rubbing vinegar and salt chips on here?

[00:07:47] No, it is because it kind of smells like it you I will send it to you

[00:07:52] It is a hundred percent natural deodorant, which I don't typically like there's like hairies and all these kind of things that are like

[00:07:57] Hey, it doesn't have aluminum. You won't get cancer, but you use them. It's like I'll take the cancer instead

[00:08:03] Yeah, cuz I'm sweating my balls off and this is terrible. I mean feel things

[00:08:07] There's this like crystal like salt deodorant. All right now

[00:08:11] It's just how are you not mad about this? I know I'm letting him finish

[00:08:14] I'm trying to be polite. Hey, hey Ben. Do I have any piss things? No, it's him. That's also the thing. He's proving it

[00:08:20] It's so hate this so much. Well if I had honey mustard from outback, I'd prove it too crystal

[00:08:24] I'm just saying I am saying that it seems to work pretty well

[00:08:28] And they are using essential oils for birth control to pastor Nate

[00:08:32] Just say that you believe in crystals because that's exactly

[00:08:35] Kind of I'm like RFK for president

[00:08:38] Oh

[00:08:40] Shazam is logged on the brain worms have got to him

[00:08:43] I'm just saying this crystal deodorant, which I just sent to you guys in our this crystal deodorant

[00:08:47] He sounds like a fucking info

[00:08:50] But wait

[00:08:58] Me who's not you

[00:09:01] Okay, okay. I have no leg

[00:09:03] Don't look at the bag. I have a very sweaty leg to sit on here. Don't look at the bag

[00:09:07] Just reach in and grab it's probably a blooming onion

[00:09:14] I can frigging tell it's a fun. You know, I don't want a fun. You don't look at the bag

[00:09:21] But it's yellow. I know it's a fun

[00:09:23] You just just give one to me. Don't look at the bag. Don't look at the front. No, no, no, no

[00:09:28] You have to I don't have to part of the show

[00:09:31] No, it's not just look man. Don't look at the bag. I think I'm I have I think I have COVID

[00:09:37] You are COVID I

[00:09:40] Pulled this out and it's either a pork rind or a funion that it's a it's a circular disc of bullshit

[00:09:46] You gave me the whole bag. I don't want them back. I want to back because they're delicious

[00:09:51] I want to eat this give these back to your friend

[00:09:53] This is the first time that I know what it is beforehand. I just really don't like these things

[00:09:57] You don't like funions

[00:09:59] What movie does funions play a role in?

[00:10:03] Not one I've ever seen I don't tremors because that's what they give me. I know

[00:10:08] She's a doctor

[00:10:11] What's the movie with Jim Brewer half baked. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, I really don't want to eat this crunch up your funion boys

[00:10:20] Get it up in your mouth. They better be paying as well chompa chompa

[00:10:25] You take more than a fucking nibble of that funion bitch

[00:10:29] You're not eating it. I've had him. I had a whole small bag before

[00:10:40] No, listen, I don't mind the seasoning went on a potato chip though, you know that would be good a pringle

[00:10:47] Yeah, these would this taste would be created on the finger. This tastes great on a funion. No, I don't want this

[00:10:59] That crisp crunch. Yeah, I'm not gonna say shit. I'm drinking so let's just

[00:11:07] It's our back steak house

[00:11:08] Yeah, who gives a shit it's not specifically about steak us but it is

[00:11:11] Steakhouse onion is the flavor and it's meant to be designed after the the onion appetizer known as a blooming onion

[00:11:17] But there are other versions that various steak houses obviously. I really like it though

[00:11:22] I like it doesn't taste exactly

[00:11:24] Didn't they call it a blooming funion then because they don't have the rights

[00:11:29] Why wouldn't they be able to call the blooming fun? I think blooming onion is probably a trademark. Yeah

[00:11:34] Parody funny when you're selling stuff

[00:11:38] It's like their idiots

[00:11:42] Yeah, I could have been in that writers room and but like hey hey guys

[00:11:46] Hey, I'm a little bit of Jack there's a but I think the blooming funion sounds right. Where's my check?

[00:11:51] I mean I have a couple drinks in right now. Anyway, I'm going home

[00:11:55] First of all, I love the flavor of these new funions. I think they're delicious. I love funions in general drive here

[00:12:02] Yeah

[00:12:03] What of it?

[00:12:05] You know what I came over there zinger and I'm driving home Bruce where did you get that big fat cigar?

[00:12:10] How about you send me my last check cuz I quit I'm opening my own marketing agency called blooming funions

[00:12:16] Okay, that took it too far

[00:12:18] Just take off your polo shirt. Yeah to expose a very sweaty gray t-shirt

[00:12:23] Is that a tattoo of a frog? Yeah, and it me. Oh, it's on my lower back and it's fine

[00:12:30] Steakhouse onion funions find them wherever

[00:12:33] Stakehouses are sold I found the big bag at Walmart

[00:12:35] I found little bags at convenience stores. They're delicious and I love the big bag at Walmart the small bags in the parking lot

[00:12:42] I like these funions Brad. What's the last movie you saw buddy? I didn't watch tootsie the last movie

[00:12:48] I saw the last movie that you

[00:12:50] Ingested the last movie I ingested was a treat given to me by my friend Nate

[00:12:56] Is that the only movie you watched? No, I watched two other movies as well

[00:12:58] I mean

[00:12:59] I only watched one because we did do a new episode last week and I haven't had a time-time

[00:13:03] We're also doing the 10 to 1 podcast which there is an L podcast now

[00:13:06] By the way if you are in SNL listen to that podcast as well

[00:13:10] We review and recap new episodes as now so we do have other things going on

[00:13:14] So if you only watched one at least you watch I watched three movies

[00:13:17] Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, cuz I have a family Brad side to watch I couldn't watch tootsie with with a family-friendly movie

[00:13:27] It's not it is you don't know if you haven't seen it. It's not

[00:13:31] He gets his dick

[00:13:34] Look at my tootsie roll. Oh gross. I'm like wow. That's them hoppin

[00:13:39] So first of all I want to talk about I want to talk about something very serious. I don't believe this is true

[00:13:46] I've been watching a lot of movies

[00:13:47] I've been watching a lot of television

[00:13:49] No, I want to point this out because I

[00:13:53] There are two great

[00:13:55] Sources for watching television in the same way that like old television used to be like when you had cable and stuff like that

[00:14:04] Because the one thing that I miss about the age of streaming is that a lot of us so much of like he's subscribed to different

[00:14:09] Services, but you have to actively pick what you want to watch

[00:14:12] You know like nothing is just on unless you're paying for cable or something like that

[00:14:16] But Pluto TV is a free streaming service that is set up a lot like cable where there's always stuff

[00:14:23] That's playing there's ads which is why everything is free. They play movies that are unedited

[00:14:27] So you're still getting like the full experience. You just have to deal with commercials

[00:14:31] You just watch a movie for three hours instead of two right, but they also have very specific

[00:14:37] Curated channels in what world would you pick?

[00:14:41] To watch a random film that you it's three o'clock

[00:14:46] Well, no, here's why TV

[00:14:47] Here's why and you throw and it's a three-hour movie instead of we talk all the time about how movies are so long

[00:14:52] But here's why I don't I don't do this when I want to sit down and actively watch a movie

[00:14:57] I put this on in the background while I'm working. See that's different. I can't put a movie on

[00:15:02] I'm not watching new stuff though. I'm it doesn't matter. It's all stuff. I've seen before

[00:15:08] Or shows that I like it's like

[00:15:11] You get I get nostalgic

[00:15:13] TBS is doing 21 jump street exactly that and I don't want to watch it closely

[00:15:18] But I don't mind that it's on a hundred percent in the commercials. I do this I do this all the time

[00:15:23] I always put on movies that I've seen it shows that I see I gotta be so distracted

[00:15:26] I'm not though

[00:15:27] That's a thing is because I know I've seen it before and so I know but also it's the kind of thing too

[00:15:30] Where if I do get distracted by it, it's only a few minutes before there's a commercial that comes along and I get back to work

[00:15:36] So there's a lot of really hyper specific channels on Pluto TV as well

[00:15:41] We're owned by Paramount by the way. Yeah, so there's a lot of Paramount stuff

[00:15:44] It's on there, but there's a lot of other stuff on there

[00:15:45] That's licensed to and so but they have very specific shows that are dedicated to some or just all the same show all the time

[00:15:53] Some are just like a variety of stand-up specials all the time

[00:15:58] There's every genre of TV is represented on there and they have a bunch of movie channels. Well, it's awesome

[00:16:03] similarly though not as necessarily high in quality of the programming

[00:16:08] Amazon Prime if you have that now they have their own live TV section that is similar similar to Pluto TV

[00:16:14] But they have channels that Pluto TV doesn't one of the ones I have been loving lately

[00:16:18] Is they have a mythbusters channel because I loved me some mythbusters free V

[00:16:25] So it's not it's not actually free V. It's they have a specific live TV section

[00:16:29] No free V is there free on-demand section, okay

[00:16:32] But they have a live TV section with streaming stuff that where it's playing

[00:16:36] All that it just says live TV on

[00:16:40] Amazon primal in the main that's good. That's so that's for their late-night programming though

[00:16:46] But I loved mythbusters back and did you guys watch mythbusters ever?

[00:16:50] No

[00:16:52] Yes, but only like

[00:16:55] Here like I didn't see I didn't search it out but yeah scrolling or whatever opposite way and I watched ghost hunters

[00:17:03] Busters no ghost hunters. I feel like if you were banned in that situation

[00:17:06] I was I would have fully expected to spend that I want the opposite way and I fucked chicks

[00:17:13] Mythbusted

[00:17:15] One of the things that I did learn from mythbusters why is why I don't hate roundabouts

[00:17:20] Because they did a whole myth on them. Oh, no, they're right do roundabouts suck. Do they actually yeah, they're efficient

[00:17:26] They really are so everybody's like and they lead to less

[00:17:30] So no because the whole thing is yes roundabouts of course make you slow down

[00:17:35] So everybody is on board with the fact that cause the exact same as people that don't care though

[00:17:41] About you dying right selfish people who doesn't care about me dying. I mean a lot of people

[00:17:47] They are the ones like just put it a fucking stop sign a

[00:17:51] Stop sign is way worse as far as travel time. So it doesn't actually it saves you time

[00:17:58] I prefer I mean right the only people that hate roundabouts are the people who don't know how to use them absolutely

[00:18:03] The old people that go the wrong way

[00:18:05] So I'm here to say as a guy with three cocktails in his belly if you don't know how to use

[00:18:10] Three my three of my cocktails if you if you don't like roundabouts. You're a fucking moron. Yeah, I

[00:18:17] But yeah, so everyone I went there guys bold hot take kind of what's over here

[00:18:23] If you don't like something that's proven by science go fuck yourself

[00:18:27] So if you haven't busted busted if you haven't checked out Pluto TV

[00:18:31] If you have Amazon Prime and you haven't checked out their live TV section

[00:18:34] I wholly recommend it because there's lots cool stuff. There was there's a whole channel

[00:18:38] That's playing episodes of the Teenage Mutant Turtles animated series in an endless loop

[00:18:44] Well, thanks so much for listening

[00:18:46] I'm in busted

[00:18:53] Opposite

[00:18:57] You what the Spanish call

[00:19:02] Rebellion also

[00:19:04] Oh

[00:19:09] What are you doing

[00:19:16] Nate literally just like acting use fingering a piano right there. It didn't help that he has his like

[00:19:24] Stop

[00:19:25] But so I I started to get into the spooky season a little bit because it's officially a fall now

[00:19:31] Following one thing that I following one thing. I haven't done

[00:19:35] Is go through all of the universal monster movies the classic ones?

[00:19:39] Like I've seen Frankenstein. I've seen Dracula. I've seen creature from the black lagoon seen the wolf man

[00:19:46] It sounds like you seem

[00:19:48] No

[00:19:49] Well, there's tons though, but here's the thing I haven't seen when they've all met Abbott and Costello

[00:19:53] So what I've been doing. Oh, no, I did see that but I do want to watch the other abit movies

[00:19:57] 1913 stock to Jack Olmister hide. No, I haven't seen that one yet

[00:20:01] I'm Lon Cheney, but directed by the great director Herbert Brennan

[00:20:07] Great

[00:20:08] We're here for you. I watched the mummy which I hadn't seen and

[00:20:12] That was done in 1932 as you know

[00:20:14] Yeah, Boris Karloff plays the mummy and I also watched the invisible man

[00:20:18] played by no one 1933

[00:20:20] Claude Reigns actually playing Jesus of man

[00:20:22] The invisible man if you haven't seen it fucking rules

[00:20:27] Because the character is so much like dark fun like he's insane

[00:20:33] And he's not like a villain who's like seeking out like and doing villainous things

[00:20:39] But he's been driven mad because he accidentally turned himself invisible and he's just trying to figure

[00:20:44] It out, but he can't get any peace people keep fucking bothering him and so like whenever people like are messing with his effort

[00:20:50] He just like loses it and like messes with people and like use and and the effects man

[00:20:56] I was so impressed by the effects done back in the 1930s for this because they look amazing

[00:21:01] They would they would do a shot of things and be like you wouldn't see anybody there

[00:21:07] But they'd be like that's the invisible man. That's crazy how they did that

[00:21:10] But no though though they would do that and the other actors out of computer

[00:21:14] No in the crazy part is the other actually did that hat just move and it wasn't even on screen

[00:21:18] And then the other actors like it did I don't know if you guys remember when you saw the invisible man from 1933

[00:21:24] But the great deadly digs isn't there. You're such a son of a

[00:21:28] laptop open my

[00:21:30] My lawn cheney bit was real like I said that it was real and then you're really directed by so was only you're just reading shit

[00:21:36] No, but like it it genuinely goes beyond the effects of just like seeing something move like something invisible is moving it

[00:21:45] Listen this is what you get for keep me up the invisible man. It's like a hat is floaty

[00:21:54] Boater is going to take a string. What is that a puppet? There's like a string that you see off my lady

[00:22:02] Dude you're gonna have a tough time the rest of this time. I'm sorry

[00:22:08] This whatever I'll shut up they did

[00:22:15] For the effects when he like because he wraps himself with bandages to make it so that he seems like a normal man

[00:22:20] He's like in layers so that you can't tell like it. There's something weird about him

[00:22:24] The effects that they do for when he's unwrapping himself though

[00:22:28] It doesn't look like they have like just a dummy there that they're doing it

[00:22:32] And they're unwrapping it with like fish line or something like that

[00:22:35] It's it's no bit. Did you look at it like how did they do? No, no

[00:22:38] I didn't get a chance to look it up yet

[00:22:39] But like I got an idea that like some of it is it seems like it's early green screen kind of work where they shot him on

[00:22:47] A different soundstage than the actual set so that way they were able to make his

[00:22:52] His body disappeared but the clothes still still say in the same

[00:22:55] I'm assuming that and this is again. I'm not doing anymore

[00:22:58] I'm assuming it's a lot of wire form right where you just got like literally like

[00:23:02] Imagine a clothes hanger and they bend the metal to be like that's the body and then they can like they can pull it away as the

[00:23:09] You know I'm saying like I don't know. I don't I don't think so though because like

[00:23:13] It seems that's why I say like it seems like it's early green screen because they're clearly able to remove

[00:23:19] Whatever is under the bandage? Oh, like it's not just seeing through it

[00:23:23] Like there's clearly an effect that's being done

[00:23:24] I think that I needed to see this will Claude Reigns the actor there has a very famous grandson

[00:23:32] Who is very popular today called Timothy Shalame?

[00:23:36] Is that true? No

[00:23:39] Say no, it's Tim Reigns the guy that played for the Rockies. No, it's Memphis Reigns Nicholas Cage's character from Gone in Seasons

[00:23:44] I love all these choices

[00:23:48] But no the original man

[00:23:49] It really was a lot of fun like I it honestly played like a

[00:23:53] Almost like a modern horror movie in a way. It's it's it's really well done

[00:23:58] I was a thoroughly impressed by it of all of

[00:24:00] This sounds like a bit of all of the invisible man was there been you know

[00:24:05] No, there's several Holloman and and what was the latest one?

[00:24:08] Do you know me? Yeah, right and then and then chibi chase. Yeah memoirs of an invisible man

[00:24:15] What's your favorite all time? I

[00:24:17] would say

[00:24:20] It's I mean honestly I was I really liked the new invisible man. It's yeah. No, it's really killing

[00:24:26] It's really it's a great thriller. It's really well done

[00:24:29] Do you draw any comparisons between the first one and the latest one because like I remember thinking that

[00:24:35] It's more of a psycho and also like in the in the where do you place?

[00:24:39] David Spade's character in Hotel Transylvania

[00:24:45] No, the so invisible man is more of a

[00:24:49] Like it's a modern

[00:24:51] Yeah, the new one is more of a modern thriller because like the guy is very much clearly a villain

[00:24:56] Right in the the original one that I just watched the classic one. He's driven man

[00:25:01] Yeah, it's still not a great guy like he ends up like threatening a lot of people but like he's I love

[00:25:06] Not inherently evil. No, and I love that because that's that's what we lose

[00:25:10] These days and so again the this kind of goes back to the MCU honestly

[00:25:15] The best villains are the ones that you're like oh, I see why he's mad

[00:25:18] Yeah, and so if you see like he's not a great guy

[00:25:21] But also he's driven to madness and driven to killing or whatever

[00:25:23] It's so much more fun to watch that kind of movie then it's like oh, he's bad just because he's bad

[00:25:28] Yeah, you know learn that lesson Hollywood come on hollow man, right?

[00:25:32] Yeah, I just said that yeah, you mentioned a lot of man memos. I'm going through these

[00:25:39] Did you guys see the visual computer keep up what's invisible kid a 1988 film starring J

[00:25:46] Underwood in China Phillips John Taylor Thomas, right?

[00:25:50] I'm

[00:25:50] Amazon woman on the moon what it was a spoof of the son of the invisible man with a big junior. Oh

[00:25:59] Sure

[00:26:00] There's a fun bit. Let's keep you on

[00:26:03] My monster party hmm. Yep includes the man's woman. They were getting further away the amazing transparent man

[00:26:09] The amazing transparent 1956

[00:26:13] But yeah, so

[00:26:15] Classic Elizabeth Banks is developing a film on the invisible woman. That's true

[00:26:20] But yeah, these classic horror movies are really enjoyable to watch

[00:26:25] What are you gonna next buddy? Could I whatever is in order is this okay?

[00:26:30] You're going you're going in the order these ones from the 30s though

[00:26:33] Like I couldn't show these to the boys because they're they too like adults

[00:26:37] Or they just get bored. I think they I think they would get bored and also

[00:26:42] Yeah, I just don't yeah, they're not necessarily for

[00:26:44] Kids I guess by the way the next one you're doing is the bride of Frankenstein cool. Yeah, I know cool

[00:26:51] Cool. What else you watch?

[00:26:53] So the other only movie I watched was the movie assigned to me by my friend Nate. Hi

[00:26:58] It's a 1986 movie called Little Shop of Horrors

[00:27:09] Famous so this is one of those movies where I was aware of some of its more famous moments

[00:27:14] And like I've seen clips here and there. I'm aware of the musical and everything

[00:27:19] I just never sat down to watch the musical no, I have never seen the actual musical

[00:27:25] But it's a fun musical to see this movie

[00:27:27] It makes me wish that they would bring back the hour and a half musical because let me tell you

[00:27:31] It's a treat to sit down and watch a full-blown musical that isn't two and a half fucking hours long

[00:27:38] What Nate?

[00:27:40] Fiddler

[00:27:41] What music fucking asshole, I'm not kidding you what musical movie is an hour and a half little shop horse. Oh, is that it?

[00:27:48] Yeah

[00:27:49] No, that's what he's talking about right now like I'm sure there's others

[00:27:52] But for right now we're saying that we wish no

[00:27:54] I thought you were saying I wish they would bring it back because this was too long

[00:27:57] No, but this was an hour and a half and I loved it and I wish they would do it more often

[00:28:01] How did you not get that? Geez? I know because I'm three drinks in and I'm giving it trying to get

[00:28:06] I'm wondering what they cut out to make it an hour or here real quick Brad over here real quick

[00:28:11] I really like that

[00:28:13] Don't compliment is the stage musical longer

[00:28:17] There's no stage musical. That's an hour and a half

[00:28:20] I mean, I'd be curious to know what they did to cut this down to be an hour and a half

[00:28:25] That's what I'm wondering now. I'll have to do some what was your favorite part

[00:28:28] My favorite part is a hundred percent how incredible the puppetry is for

[00:28:33] I mean the lips alone the way they move looks so natural

[00:28:39] It's crazy how good the puppetry is did you know based on just the zeitgeist that Bill Murray played prominently as the dentist

[00:28:46] No, Bill Murray is the patient. Yeah, I know I actually had no idea. Well Murray was in this movie

[00:28:51] Okay, I same thing right when I watched it a couple years ago for the first time and I was always oh

[00:28:58] And he's a he's a he's a masochist. Yeah loves it

[00:29:01] It blew me away in the best way. It's such a great performance. I had so much fun

[00:29:05] It's such a fun small role. Yeah, I love seeing Steve Martin in this role, too

[00:29:08] They're just such like a goofy douchebag total asshole

[00:29:12] And man, I miss Rick Moranis so much

[00:29:15] So great in this yeah

[00:29:17] He's just he's just great in general and I hope that he has some kind of comeback

[00:29:20] My one hope right now

[00:29:21] And I don't even know if it would necessarily lead to like a big comeback because it just sounds like he's just

[00:29:25] Being very choosy with like what he wants to do. Is he doing anything?

[00:29:28] He hasn't really done anything. He did like the most reason he did is I think he did some some mint mobile commercials with Ryan Reynolds

[00:29:35] Yeah, the thing is

[00:29:38] Much like Gene Wilder

[00:29:40] Gene Wilder always said after retired if I get the right script

[00:29:43] Yeah, I'll come back. Yeah, and that's a great way of being like I'm not an asshole

[00:29:47] Yeah, I just haven't had anything and even if you had an amazing script

[00:29:51] And he just didn't want to do it then it still maintains your legacy

[00:29:53] Yeah

[00:29:54] And I feel like Maras is doing the exact same thing if it's a good enough project

[00:29:56] But also if he's got to pay the bills I know a mint mobile. I guess did that or maybe donated charity

[00:30:02] I don't know maybe he doesn't need to I mean

[00:30:03] Why did you do the mint mobile though? Or maybe it's just an easy breezy little well

[00:30:07] So he cover girl well, he's Canadian and so is Ryan Reynolds

[00:30:09] Yeah, maybe they know I think yeah

[00:30:11] I think it was just kind of a friendly thing and they were gonna do a shrunk

[00:30:14] They were supposed yeah, they're supposed to honey. I shrunk the invisible man

[00:30:17] They're supposed to do a legacy cool called shrunk where Josh Gad played Rick Moranis' son all grown up

[00:30:25] It's not clear what's happening with that if it's still a thing or anything

[00:30:28] Gad apparently said that it canceled on permanent

[00:30:30] So yeah, but probably some studio but apparently Rick Moranis I did agree to do it because honestly

[00:30:38] Who wouldn't want to see that film?

[00:30:39] So similarly though there the other opportunity that's coming up also involving Josh Gad frozen three is Josh Gad is

[00:30:46] He co-wrote a space ball sequel

[00:30:49] Yes with Dan Hernandez and Benji Sime who worked on Ninja Turtles mutant mayhem

[00:30:54] They've worked on some other fun stuff along the road and Josh is that a new phrase

[00:31:01] What along the road?

[00:31:03] No, it's not just a new one. Do you go with that? No, you're along the way

[00:31:08] It's fine along the road. I've never heard along the road

[00:31:12] Nate have you ever heard along the road? No, you know, you know somewhere along the road

[00:31:16] I think you can infer what it means when I say I did I did Jarring cuz it's stupid. I did

[00:31:21] You'd like me again. I love

[00:31:25] Especially drunk Ben all right well, let's be transparent here just like your favorite fucking movie now

[00:31:31] I made that joke transport earlier and it landed. Yeah, cuz I said it was a real stinker

[00:31:38] Just like hollow man

[00:31:40] There's a space balls to and actually I like how man Josh

[00:31:44] green bomb is supposed to direct it and

[00:31:46] As we all know Rick Moranis played dark helmet in the original space balls

[00:31:50] And so I'm assuming because Josh Gad struck up a good relationship with Rick Moranis when shrunk was still an element

[00:31:57] That they might be able to get Rick Moranis back as dark helmet

[00:32:00] Now the only thing that we don't know yet is what space balls to is and so if it's gonna focus for more money

[00:32:05] If it's gonna focus on a new villain similar to the Star Wars trilogy sequels that had Kylo Ren

[00:32:11] But still following the teachings of Darth Vader, then maybe it would just be a small role

[00:32:15] Which I would be fine with just as long as we get Rick Moranis back in some way

[00:32:19] I do wonder how Rick Moranis because he he stopped acting like 1990 something the mid to late 90s

[00:32:27] Yeah, his wife passed away and he just decided to quit raises kids. Yeah one of the most

[00:32:32] Honestly, and during things you can do

[00:32:35] Not too many people could turn down that kind of money

[00:32:38] But I do wonder though start them

[00:32:40] How he had that much money to retire at that age cuz I don't think that's the I think the point is he didn't

[00:32:45] I think the point is that he made some money and then probably just live a normal

[00:32:51] Enough money though to live a middle-class existence, maybe

[00:32:55] Lower lower middle class even I mean honestly, I pray not lower somebody's 67 grand a year

[00:33:00] I mean the guy started a Disney franchise that had three movies to it, you know

[00:33:06] Yeah, and I wondered to if he's been working doing writing or something, you know like you know at one point

[00:33:13] He released us Moranis net worth some kind of comedy album called the agoraphobic cowboy

[00:33:21] Rick Moranis is a Canadian actor who has a net worth of ten million dollars sure

[00:33:26] And if you're more than mine, and if he's not, you know living in Hollywood and spending, you know

[00:33:32] He's over its amount of money. I mean upscale living even 10 million you can live in Hollywood

[00:33:36] You just don't need to live in a mansion. You can live in Hollywood for 10 million living an apartment for 10 million

[00:33:45] Not your god

[00:33:47] I mean you did his parties for 10 million. I've been there Ben's getting in free guffs. Yeah

[00:33:54] But yeah, so little shop of horrors this movie was great soundtrack is fantastic

[00:33:59] doo-wop driven

[00:34:02] There's great voice work by

[00:34:05] Who's the guy that plays Audrey to I'm blanking on his name. It's Frank Oz Levi Burgess. Oh that is me

[00:34:13] Yeah, we're just always assuming Nate is just

[00:34:16] Yeah, oh yeah in the movie that we're talking about I don't know

[00:34:20] I just can't believe that he wasn't already on it. That's what I said. I just said that I just can't believe he wasn't looking up

[00:34:25] already

[00:34:25] I just I'm now Levi Stubbs is the name of Audrey. Yeah, I knew that great

[00:34:34] Great dark comedy great soundtrack

[00:34:37] Yeah, I would love to see I wish there was more musicals like this out there

[00:34:42] Wicked is coming out in November. Yeah that movie's two hours and 40 minutes and it's just part one. Yeah

[00:34:50] That's I did look it up little supper horrors in the theater

[00:34:54] Like if you urge right now in the in the actual like performing arts theater on stage

[00:34:58] Yeah, on stage is two hours and 15 minutes. So they did cut a decent amount

[00:35:02] Yeah, but you know, but you know it just proves that they didn't need it in the musical rent

[00:35:06] They pay the rent in like the first 10 minutes. Well, it's 525,600 minutes

[00:35:13] That's how late the red is no

[00:35:17] But oh that's that is that how long AIDS lasts Wow

[00:35:21] That's the movie right? It's about AIDS. I mean it is about a

[00:35:25] You're welcome. I just I just gave that to the listener rent is about AIDS

[00:35:33] Thanks for little shop before and

[00:35:36] I'd like it. I do typically only give Ben musicals to watch

[00:35:41] I'm glad you gave him the shortest one we I'm glad that I added 80s movies to our

[00:35:46] List of things to check off so that we have new movies speaking of like 5,045 thousand 15 thousand thousands

[00:35:53] We have like five thousand eight

[00:35:56] I

[00:35:57] No, I know I've been meaning to go back through because when you added the first batch

[00:36:02] There's a lot of like international releases in there that like our movies. Oh, hey, no no

[00:36:08] No, hey for the listener that probably doesn't know this all I did it was the top

[00:36:15] 100 grossing movies. Oh, no, I know

[00:36:18] The listener doesn't

[00:36:19] Top 100 grossing movies on box office mojo per year. Yeah, and I just added the first 20 years

[00:36:24] I started off doing that. Okay, you're

[00:36:33] Hold on I'm not talking shit

[00:36:36] I'm just pointing out that there are some movies on there that we can probably

[00:36:39] Remove that I know that we're never gonna get around to

[00:36:42] Listen, I don't want that though

[00:36:44] I want more movies that I'll never see because no no no no no no

[00:36:48] Hold on hold on. I wanted a cap solution what I mean that I could see what I mean

[00:36:52] No, what I mean is these are movies that none of us have seen so they're never gonna get recommended to anybody

[00:36:58] But there and they're also they're also not big movies that are acclaimed by like movie

[00:37:02] It doesn't matter. It's a movie that exists. I wanted it's never gonna get a sign

[00:37:06] It doesn't matter. I want to know out of I want to know my percentages the list is for the podcast

[00:37:10] Okay, so make your own separate list our listeners might not know

[00:37:13] We have an ongoing excel sheet where we keep track of the movies

[00:37:17] We've seen so that we know what we can assign to each other right?

[00:37:22] So I put I've seen all these films and then they could say okay. You haven't seen this film

[00:37:26] Here's the film you see

[00:37:29] Here's my my gripe

[00:37:31] About this go ahead Nate has seen half as many movies as we go ahead

[00:37:36] With my I have seen and my work. No, you're basically my start your finish

[00:37:42] Yeah, actually it's it's very much about that. Hmm. I

[00:37:46] Okay, I actually appreciate what Ben did

[00:37:49] I do Ben put a link to the film in your list

[00:37:56] So I can actually just hover over that link and it will show me

[00:38:02] The movie poster we post it

[00:38:04] Which is helped me multiple times when I see is your life so hard

[00:38:09] That you can't go to your Google Bradford over to your or to your being there's five or two you ask

[00:38:16] Jeeves, it's hard to like look up individually

[00:38:19] You just added like 500 movies. You got really lazy and then we have to go like I don't know if I've seen that one

[00:38:25] I gotta look it up. So now I'm googling like 200

[00:38:31] So hard is your life. This is what you do for a living better. I have jobs

[00:38:37] It's hard man. You made it hard. I didn't make I went to make this easier

[00:38:41] I went through for five hours this week and did that and that's why I didn't watch Chisley

[00:38:45] It didn't take it five I didn't want to I saw you do it and it took you like less than an hour

[00:38:50] I would tell you this but that's an hour. I took you less than an hour

[00:38:52] I am the most behind on my list and I did spend two hours on it this week and I'm still way behind

[00:38:59] Yeah, by the way, Brad is and Brad is in over

[00:39:05] 2700 films I have seen about 2600 Nate has seen 1900

[00:39:09] Well, I've seen more because I've added more to the list and I am

[00:39:13] comically behind on that list but you guys see more

[00:39:17] 2300 I'm gonna clip spread by the end of 2025

[00:39:21] At the pace you're going this week. No, you're not

[00:39:25] Yeah, you ever start watching movies first dip shit

[00:39:29] Well, I have another one Ben so what did you watch since you didn't watch tootsie? I

[00:39:35] Watched every episode of mr. McMahon on Netflix. I've heard it's very good. It's awesome. It's great. Tell the people what it is meaning

[00:39:43] It's horrible. Yeah, so, you know Vince McMahon

[00:39:48] Took over the wrestling business from his father and built it into the WWF

[00:39:55] After he was on Johnny Carson, right?

[00:39:58] Ed McMahon

[00:40:00] Christ

[00:40:05] So no Vincent man did he built a billion dollar empire he did

[00:40:09] And the documentary was filmed. Here's the most interesting part the documentary is filmed in 2021

[00:40:17] and so there are all of these interviews from the rock and

[00:40:22] John Cena

[00:40:23] Stone Cold Steve Austin

[00:40:26] Stephanie McMahon

[00:40:28] I think Sean McMahon is his son's name Vince himself. They are very very detailed. They talked to Ed

[00:40:35] They did not talk to Ed

[00:40:38] There's great every now and then

[00:40:40] They did such a good job interviewing and then

[00:40:47] As they're building this mr. McMahon documentary

[00:40:50] Uh the actual horrible

[00:40:53] Sex trafficking allegations come out against this

[00:40:56] And he doesn't record any more interviews and so they just like they were basically left

[00:41:02] With all of these tapes and so now they've made it into a documentary

[00:41:06] And they bookend it with like

[00:41:09] It's just now that the way they've cut it is sick. Yeah, it's disgusting

[00:41:13] It's like Vince McMahon says this and then the bookend on the end is like so and so settled the lawsuit

[00:41:19] Every episode ends with somebody settling a lawsuit for millions of dollars with Vince McMahon. He is a horrible

[00:41:28] Epstein level

[00:41:29] Diddy level

[00:41:30] Jonathan Majors level piece of

[00:41:33] Human X I mean who doesn't deserve

[00:41:36] The

[00:41:37] I agree I

[00:41:39] Not that we want to put this on the record that that we are not trying to defend Jonathan majors

[00:41:45] I'm not sure that majors is next to on par with the insane sexual

[00:41:51] antics and crimes committed by diddy

[00:41:54] Vince McMahon

[00:41:55] so

[00:41:56] So he's still a piece of shit. He but like we're talking about like

[00:42:02] Huge sex trafficking crimes then like he hit his girlfriend

[00:42:05] I think which is terrible, which is terrible

[00:42:08] Why are you why are you defending somebody that's beating women? Hold on the fact that Nate said the same thing

[00:42:12] This is crazy to me. You guys are on Jonathan majors side. You're defending Jonathan majors

[00:42:19] What the fuck is going on right now?

[00:42:22] Actually

[00:42:24] Actually, Jonathan majors is a good guy

[00:42:26] Brad omen

[00:42:27] Brad omen Ethan underscore and as

[00:42:30] Slashville.com

[00:42:31] Nate laughing because he would have taken this bullet if I hadn't have also agreed with him

[00:42:38] And explained it because he was like hold on

[00:42:41] The guy since college has been beating women and raping people and you guys are both like, uh, that's fine

[00:42:49] What the fuck is going on right now? Were there rape allegations? Yes

[00:42:52] I don't think there were for Jonathan majors. Honestly keep defending him. That's no no. No, this is great

[00:42:57] We you have to be clear. You have to be clear though. Yeah, because like I believe women know because then

[00:43:04] Epsi's like

[00:43:05] Yeah, that's like

[00:43:06] That's like king sex trafficking

[00:43:09] And like it's not the same like you're in some ways they they all deserve the same

[00:43:15] No, but it's like you're but it's almost like you're lessening what epsi did

[00:43:19] In a way too. Not at all. I'm saying they all deserve to be just shot in a cannon into the sun

[00:43:25] Like sure. Yes, no room for this and again, there's no lessening or heightening. They all just deserve to go

[00:43:31] Oh car blanche

[00:43:33] Well, I'm not sure like I don't know you put moose a lenient the same gobbles

[00:43:38] Was just gobbles. He wasn't hitler brad omen

[00:43:43] This is what you said earlier. It's not really cut back to 10 episodes ago

[00:43:47] You're like joseph gobbles. Not the same as hitler, you know, he's he's not as you know

[00:43:52] I don't know that I would put him in the same category

[00:43:58] So, um

[00:43:59] vidswick man

[00:44:01] One of your heroes piece of shit one of brad's heroes. Yes piece of shit

[00:44:07] He's just a piece of great tv personality or greatest tv personality

[00:44:11] That's the whole documentary is like the character he built of mr. McMahon being like this piece of shit

[00:44:17] Just like everybody knows in real life. That's who that guy was and everybody just covered it up or like, you know

[00:44:25] Left him sued him came back to him. It's just this real

[00:44:28] sycophantic culture even hulk hogan who's prominently displayed like when he went to wcw

[00:44:35] It was like a slap in mcmahon's face

[00:44:37] And then hogan came back and they like made amends because to vince mcmahon

[00:44:42] It was all about the business no matter what yeah, and hogan forgave and forgot everything like they all forgave and forgot always

[00:44:49] It's insane the level as you say that the wwf wrestlers aren't always the smartest

[00:44:56] Honestly the reverse

[00:44:58] A lot of them were very very smart as far as there's no lawson doesn't believe in cte

[00:45:04] No, yeah, and he says it in the documentary and it's like, okay. You're an idiot, but like where's the evidence?

[00:45:09] So like guys like triple h, you know and guys like the rock and john syna have been a little

[00:45:18] Parlay this into like very successful careers

[00:45:21] Plenty of guys bread that hit man heart is

[00:45:24] Especially resounding in this because his brother was the one that died by trying to zip line into a state whatever

[00:45:30] There was a lot of like trust that was built up that was betrayed by vince mcmahon

[00:45:35] And even brett the hit man heart came back to the fold eventually it's like money

[00:45:41] Does it you know or

[00:45:43] You know depending on how you know how destitute you are for fame

[00:45:47] It it's a like I think other than the fact that it shows how much of a piece of shit

[00:45:52] This guy is you can really see that these very famous people

[00:45:55] Take it a bit for granted and then years later

[00:45:58] They have to come back and suck a little to teat because they need it or they or they want it

[00:46:02] They need a little limelight or the money. I saw a story that like vince mcmahon

[00:46:07] Was dating a woman at the time, you know and

[00:46:10] Dating you know like sure a younger woman like you know

[00:46:14] And he offered up for sex to get like brock lesnar somebody back into the fold like

[00:46:20] Like he just will use people in in the narrative of the of the documentary

[00:46:25] He the the first female referee in the w w f was rita

[00:46:31] Rita was something or other and as part of the contract to try to get

[00:46:36] Lesnar back Rita chattered it was oh, yeah, and also you can fuck rita. Wow like I'll just I'll give her to you

[00:46:43] And it was just like part of the deal

[00:46:46] And lesnar was on board evidently and like all this stuff is just insane to me

[00:46:50] Like I don't know that's the trafficking part right where it's like. Oh, yeah

[00:46:53] It's part of the contract. You're gonna fuck this woman that doesn't want to fuck you like that's insanity

[00:46:57] Is that what made him such a hero to you?

[00:46:59] Are you talking about yourself in the third person for some reason like it's weird that's the best you can do

[00:47:04] Yeah, I got nothing i'm for drenching

[00:47:07] So anyway, yeah, no, I did actually watch that but honestly that was that was last week up until I got my movie on Thursday

[00:47:12] That I didn't watch so I did watch all of that before

[00:47:15] Okay, my my movie whatever you tell yourself sleeping. But what did you think of your movie?

[00:47:19] uh, tootsie is

[00:47:21] a

[00:47:23] Nuanced and dustin hoffman gives a stellar performance. I can see why it's so highly rated

[00:47:27] How long did it get you hard take you the whole time?

[00:47:32] How long did it take you to get to the center of that tootsie pop?

[00:47:35] I mean if it's uh, if it's if it's dustin hoffman as a tootsie

[00:47:40] Just a husband. I'm going three licks. Yep. I'll bet

[00:47:44] I actually did finish a movie uh that I started last week. Uh, I watched good. I watched uh

[00:47:50] Jack ryan shadow recruit. Oh, what a boring movie

[00:47:54] So I wasn't it wasn't

[00:47:57] Super terrible until like the last act

[00:48:01] I was actually like kind of intrigued by what was going on

[00:48:04] I don't remember anything about that. It was like kevin costner and him have a good back and forth

[00:48:08] And it's whatever and kira nightly plays the wife and they have like like is he gonna tell her he's in this here or not

[00:48:13] I did too

[00:48:14] It was wasted in this movie

[00:48:16] But then the last the last third of the movie goes oh, fuck we're an action movie right and they just throw it

[00:48:22] In the blender. Yep, and I'm going everything that I've learned about him trying to be basically jason born at the first part

[00:48:27] Which I'm like, oh, but nowhere near as exciting. No, not at all

[00:48:30] But like still there's something there and then they literally like helicopters blowing things up run after him

[00:48:36] It's here's a motorcycle chase like diehard through a tunnel

[00:48:40] I'm like what where is this coming from all of the stuff that you've built up of is him being kind of a

[00:48:45] Normal guy and having his back broken and he's going through rehab

[00:48:49] But now he's being thrown off a motorcycle into his concrete wall and he just walks it off

[00:48:53] It's so well that's stronger now. Really? It's so fucking jarring though. Like that's just weird

[00:48:59] I I remember really disliking them moving being supremely bored, but it was fine

[00:49:03] And I was engaged until I totally was over it. Yeah. Yeah

[00:49:08] Uh, and then I'm trying to think if I watched something with the boys or not

[00:49:12] Oh, uh, I told I talked about a ride in the dark, right? Yes. Yeah, uh, yeah, then that that would be the last

[00:49:18] Oh good

[00:49:21] I'll remember the other movie that I watched with the boys

[00:49:24] Hopefully, uh, tootsie will be a movie you remember too. Yeah. No, no, like I said, I'm gonna watch it next week. Yeah

[00:49:30] We'll see. Hey, how about you buddy? What's uh

[00:49:33] That's last movie you saw

[00:49:35] I watched a film, uh made in 1989. I hope this was the film you want to be able to see

[00:49:43] Uh starring the great tom hanks

[00:49:48] I'm gonna fordring him. What would I give you called the burps? Oh fuck. Yeah

[00:49:53] And this is uh, this is honestly one of my favorite tom hanks movies all time. It's like a black comedy. I love this one

[00:49:58] and this film is about

[00:50:01] Uh neighboring and whether or not you

[00:50:05] Uh

[00:50:05] If you've ever lived in a neighborhood where you suspect your neighbors of potentially being serial killers

[00:50:11] Or just weird you might be a redneck

[00:50:13] This

[00:50:15] If you ever lived in a cul-de-sac where you thought your neighbors might be murdering people

[00:50:21] You might be right there

[00:50:23] This film is for you. This stars, um tom hanks

[00:50:29] bruce dern

[00:50:31] and um

[00:50:33] And the clopex and young quarry feldman

[00:50:37] R.I.P

[00:50:38] Quote film and still

[00:50:40] Oh

[00:50:42] Yeah, sorry

[00:50:44] And um

[00:50:45] wendy shaw who uh is in a swimsuit for quite a bit as who doesn't like ruse derns calm down nate

[00:50:55] Of all people to say that by the way of all people. Yeah, yeah

[00:51:00] But when you point it out like that's how I know it really turned your crank

[00:51:04] I don't like that. No, I don't like that term. Oh, would you mind rather say that? I know you took it along the road

[00:51:11] That's way back. I think for that for that move for jacking off

[00:51:16] Hey, man, I took it along the road. I can say that in front of my kids

[00:51:19] Wendy shaw in a bathing suit is part of the film though like it's part of the quarry feldman

[00:51:25] It's the part of the burbs zeitgeist. Yep. And so uh, this is a film about uh tom hanks

[00:51:30] um playing a character with it's about a neighborhood essentially um with uh

[00:51:38] Suspecting that one of their neighbors may be I would posit who they claim that this is a movie about a man with too much time

[00:51:44] On his hands could be right too much time on his hands

[00:51:49] So I feel like by the way, this is uh one of john malaney and bill haters favorite film

[00:51:54] I I'm not joking. I love why do you love this film so much?

[00:51:57] So when I was a kid and I first saw it I probably saw it like on vhs and like 1991

[00:52:03] I was okay early then. Yeah, and so I just remember

[00:52:07] Being scared by it, but like it's so safe

[00:52:10] It's not a horror from whatsoever. No, but it's like the the leave it to be for me exactly

[00:52:15] And it's also it's also not even king. It's not a thriller either. It's just a very silly

[00:52:20] like

[00:52:21] Guy kind of losing his mind because he assumes the worst out of the new creepy neighbors

[00:52:26] And and spoiler alerted if you've never seen the birds

[00:52:30] Uh, the birds the birds he ends up being correct. Yeah, totally

[00:52:34] Even though he's made to seem like he's exactly so he's he's on vacation from whatever company

[00:52:39] And he's bored out of his mind

[00:52:42] And his wife is like just chill out. Will you please just relax? So then the clopex move in next door and he gets

[00:52:48] just

[00:52:50] Crazy addicted to watching their every move. It's not helped by his goofy best friend

[00:52:56] Who is conspiracy theorist all day long bruce dirt who plays uh rick ducommon

[00:53:01] Who back then in the 80s, honestly had this role three or four times. Yeah, exactly

[00:53:05] He was the classic the everyman was a good doofy best friend. Yep. Yeah

[00:53:11] Along for anything, you know, he goes up to the power lines and tries to cut

[00:53:15] He doesn't always doing but I'm good the power of the house and he fucks up, of course

[00:53:18] court felvin plays the the the um

[00:53:22] Bro neighbor this was the movie that made me realize that he voiced one of the ninja turtles

[00:53:26] There you go. And then uh bruce dirt plays this ex military

[00:53:30] Old man with a young wife, you know, there's but you're right, Nate

[00:53:33] It's about the neighborhood because everybody has

[00:53:36] A role to play here and the neighborhood is part of the movie

[00:53:40] Right and so the old man that has the toupee and the dog that goes missing

[00:53:46] Everybody thinks the clopex murdered him meaning tom hanks thinks the

[00:53:49] The clopex murdered him

[00:53:52] My favorite scene in this film is when the wife is so adamant that they did nothing wrong

[00:53:58] Oh my god, stop it. We're gonna go next door

[00:54:01] And we're gonna introduce ourselves. We're gonna bring over some food and we're just gonna meet them

[00:54:05] And why I've played by who uh

[00:54:08] Is it patrice?

[00:54:10] Are we just cherry fish?

[00:54:12] It's cherry fish is shit. I'm sorry. That's a fucking stretch ben

[00:54:15] Uh, but they go over there and everything is just so fuck. That's my favorite scene. It's so fucking creepy

[00:54:22] It's so weird the the the guy that answers the door is so pale with the red goats. He it's all it's perfectly casted

[00:54:29] And you get my tom hanks has the opinions and believes exactly and you you do feel like

[00:54:34] I'm kind of on his side. He's working out trying so hard to prove to him

[00:54:41] Throughout all of the weirdness, right? Because now she has her ship that has sailed

[00:54:45] Where she's on like no, I have to prove to him and tom hanks is feeling the exact opposite

[00:54:49] It's a great story for a second there and again, it's it's old enough so we can spoiler alert for a second

[00:54:56] You think

[00:54:58] Maybe we've been on this journey. We've been crazy the whole time and it's gonna come out that tom hanks is wrong

[00:55:02] And he's just an idiot

[00:55:04] But lo and behold there's a furnace in the basement, baby. Yeah, no, I love the film really enjoy this film

[00:55:10] I love the twists and turns of it

[00:55:12] But you really really like it. Yeah, and it's also it. Well, it's a black comedy. It's it's one of those like

[00:55:18] Um the humor is not as uh

[00:55:20] It's not slapstick. Yeah, right? You're not you're not like laughing out loud

[00:55:24] You're just realizing how clever it is. You know that kind of thing for sure. Do you like the burbs?

[00:55:28] Yeah, you assigned it to me not too long ago. Yeah, but do you like it? I like I can't remember what you said

[00:55:32] Do you like no? I liked it. Okay fine. Yeah, well listen. I'll have one more

[00:55:35] Hey, since we we're talking really quickly about uh rick do common. I

[00:55:39] Recently rewatched scary movie

[00:55:42] And uh, I just love that movie. It is it's the best one out of the scary movie franchise

[00:55:47] I think it's the only one the first one. Yeah, okay. I've never seen any of them

[00:55:52] Wow

[00:55:53] I mean, it's halloween spooky season brandon sounds like somebody's getting an assignment

[00:55:57] And also you're not allowed to watch it with finn. It is a

[00:56:01] Well, no, I don't know. I think it'd be fun to watch with finn. He's 15 now

[00:56:05] I saw scaring me when I was no

[00:56:07] What he's 14. I saw scaring movie when I was 15

[00:56:10] Yeah, but you don't watch that with your dad. No, no, you definitely watch it. So there's what's wrong. Oh, is this did you watch that?

[00:56:15] Was your dad? Well, yeah, and we laughed and laughed

[00:56:19] Nate don't watch it

[00:56:21] No, I don't know if I ever watched it. I don't I didn't watch it first with my dad, but

[00:56:26] But then when I found out how much sex was there like dad, we should watch this together

[00:56:30] But you know what it's funny though

[00:56:31] The reason I rewatched it is because I found out my mom hadn't seen it

[00:56:34] Oh

[00:56:36] Because she saw a couple scenes and she was laughing I was like, wait, have you never seen this?

[00:56:39] She's like, no, I don't think so. I was like, oh my gosh. Don't watch that was your mom

[00:56:42] No, my mom my mom loves first of all she loves comedies. She loves horror movies

[00:56:46] She loves just a lot of dick jokes and no, no, she like she liked it

[00:56:50] Like she thought it was funny

[00:56:51] She likes stuff like that because like she loves she loves airplane

[00:56:53] She loves naked gun and obviously awkward watching that movie

[00:56:55] No, not at all because like we watch horror movies all the time and there's section horror movies all the way

[00:57:00] Yeah, and there's a lot of parody of very famous horror movies

[00:57:02] Yeah, sure. No, I get it

[00:57:03] Um, so so yeah, so I bring this up because rick do come and has a small role in scary movie

[00:57:08] And it's only a couple brief scenes, but like his delivery is so good

[00:57:12] And the one line that always gets me every time because he's so just perfect and natural the way he does it

[00:57:18] Is it's established that like he has some kind of job where he's dealing drugs on the side and like it's

[00:57:25] And and Cindy knows about it his daughter played by Anna Ferris

[00:57:28] And so at the very end of the movie when the killer has again escaped and like her dad was taken hostage by the

[00:57:36] The would-be killers they come out and the cops get there

[00:57:39] And she's like she's like the killer was just here and killed all my friends and rick do come goes

[00:57:43] Yeah, and the sixth son of a bitch planted drugs all over the house

[00:57:47] Yeah, I actually do remember that. I haven't seen scary movie in 20 years

[00:57:51] But I do remember that line it's because it comes out of nowhere and it's hilarious

[00:57:55] Well, do you guys have a recent memory of rick to come in of something he's been in?

[00:58:01] I mean that was probably the most recent one honestly that because that was before he he died I think

[00:58:05] More like Rick to go in diet of diabetes. Yeah 2015. I'm coming with you rick check your sugars

[00:58:11] I'm good

[00:58:12] Check I'm hoping I'm hoping for them to check me have your sugar spayed or neutered

[00:58:18] Um, but yeah the other rick do come in movie that I have also by the way just real quick

[00:58:23] The fact that bob barker always wanted to have the pets spayed neutered

[00:58:27] And his last name is bark or like that's really funny

[00:58:32] It's not it's not really it's okay. It's pretty funny. Yeah, that was like uh, was it worth interrupting the podcast one?

[00:58:39] What's this? What's the deal with bob barker's last name?

[00:58:43] Why don't they just make the prices right out of the black box?

[00:58:47] Barker are they?

[00:58:50] Darts into the bathroom everywhere. What the s s p. What's next? What's next wheel of fortune hosted by pat sameo?

[00:59:01] What fucking idiots

[00:59:04] Uh rick to common was also in blank check which is a movie that I have a high affinity for from my childhood

[00:59:12] Uh, it's a disney movie. Did you ever see blank check or were you too old for it? No? No, I saw it. Yeah

[00:59:17] Uh, I was enamored with that movie because I thought to myself what a great premise

[00:59:21] Oh my god, you know that's actually right for remake for real

[00:59:24] What a dream it would just be like for kids like I don't even know how you get away with it today though

[00:59:28] No, but like in a different premise like you just get a blank check, right? Yeah

[00:59:32] So like that's fair like ruin or ender right now are at the age where that would be

[00:59:36] They say things all the time like imagine if the whole house was filled with ice

[00:59:42] If they got a blank check, they could do it. Yeah, you know, that's the kind of stuff that like kids were

[00:59:46] And I remember latching onto the yes, I would love to do all of the things he's doing

[00:59:49] That richy rich. Yep. Yeah, I love I like both those movies. They're not good movies

[00:59:53] But I I love them. Oh, no, I just I love what they got to do. Yes 100%

[00:59:57] I was jealous. How about you Nate?

[01:00:03] Oh, it was fine

[01:00:04] He wasn't listening. He was texting his girlfriend

[01:00:06] No, I was literally looking at the other films he's been in and he's been in so many films as a character actor

[01:00:13] Encino man. He was baseball. Um, he was he's dead. He's way he died hard

[01:00:20] Um, yeah, wait, red. Who do you play in diehard?

[01:00:23] Uh, he plays

[01:00:26] Come on

[01:00:27] Diehard won. Yeah

[01:00:30] He's uh

[01:00:31] Isn't he like a there's a guy that it's a connection to the burbs

[01:00:36] I just mentioned it

[01:00:39] He's like like an electrician. Yeah, he's the guy who's like, hey, uh, leo

[01:00:43] We're gonna need you to cut the power to grid 47. Yeah, just do it

[01:00:48] I don't know why he's now hunt. He was in the hunt. He's now in new york

[01:00:52] gremlins 2

[01:00:55] Groundhog day last action hero

[01:00:59] Great

[01:01:00] Great chubby character. Yeah, just a great like like you said every man kind of he found his way

[01:01:05] I wanted to get rid of the diabetes because of what I got rid of career

[01:01:08] Amen

[01:01:08] What happens the best of us that's why I keep telling myself me too. Yeah

[01:01:12] I'm like, but I wouldn't be this funny if I was skinny

[01:01:15] You know what maybe go for it. I mean look what happened to Nate

[01:01:19] He's hilarious

[01:01:21] Yeah, look at him

[01:01:22] He's like, hey, it's free me

[01:01:24] And he's crushing it. I got I got chubs right here. Your name is sweating. Oh, give me that you're not even sweating

[01:01:31] And it's not to your

[01:01:33] No, it's not to your stupid crystal like it's like six still 63 down here. Yeah, it's not your crystallite deodorant

[01:01:38] It's not where it is

[01:01:40] Yeah, it's just your skinny

[01:01:43] Gosh, so crystals look at that not even one drop. You just lifted your not even one drop

[01:01:47] Brad your gels that right

[01:01:49] Oh, that's the trailer horn

[01:01:55] That's new and I don't like it. I love it. No, no

[01:01:59] Guys the trailer horn just went just literally go

[01:02:04] That's the trailer you made up a sound first of all

[01:02:08] It's a new season. It's a new season. He gets to do it's not a new season

[01:02:12] Wait, it was a new season?

[01:02:16] In no way shape or form. It is first of all, do we have seasons?

[01:02:21] Also, it was a new season of the 10 to 1. It's fall. So you forgot what podcast you're on

[01:02:26] It's it's literally this is when new seasons start the fall. Yeah. Oh my god. And no, I didn't say and there's no

[01:02:32] There's a new wuga. I didn't say a wuga the trailer horn went off and that's the sound it makes

[01:02:38] He hit the button and the button went off little watch little watch a trailer's little watch

[01:02:44] Little watch a trailer's brand

[01:02:47] Ben is here too little watch little watch a trailer's now

[01:02:52] It's pretty good. Not bad. We had been drinking more often. You joined you. What yeah, I'm so happy that after the first

[01:02:59] iteration of that I heard two claps and I'm like

[01:03:02] That's what that's what Nate does the brand magic sounds like. Yeah, it is and I wish I had that support

[01:03:08] All the time. It's just that tonight for some reason Nate decided to be a friend

[01:03:11] No, it's that if you would try and you would lean into doing the song you would get musical support that comes up naturally

[01:03:17] Could you tell what I was doing though? Yeah, okay. Thank god spider-man right a lot of times

[01:03:22] I'll do I'm like what the fuck was that in my head. I'm like I tried really hard

[01:03:26] No, you did a great job there. I'm really proud of you

[01:03:28] We watched two new trailers for movies that are on the way

[01:03:32] The first trailer

[01:03:34] That we watched do you don't remember

[01:03:37] No, let him go. Let him go. I like to lean into the suspense. Don't save him. Yeah now the invisible man

[01:03:44] The invisible man. No, uh ballerina from the world of john wick

[01:03:49] This is a spin-off of the john wick franchises that focuses on a new character played by

[01:03:56] Some would say a bit derivative

[01:03:59] The movie or her

[01:04:00] The movie I mean because she's literally derivative of other people who her parents

[01:04:06] Okay, neat try and keep up

[01:04:09] Get four drinks in your sober. I think I think you just did a google image church about a d. Armist. He's distracted

[01:04:14] He just know what you know it is. He just searched on an Amherst parents. He's like, oh, okay

[01:04:19] Okay, Pamela d. Armist and ronda and they're probably our age by the way

[01:04:25] Yeah, that's probably true. That's actually a little bit like let's move on

[01:04:28] So so this is set in the world of john wick

[01:04:30] It's it's set between john wick movies because john wick is still alive as we see at the end of this trailer and

[01:04:36] He meets the the character played by anna de armist

[01:04:40] She's an assassin. She's badass. She's she's cool. We see characters like

[01:04:45] Ian mcshane and lance reddick are also in this movie the action looks great. It has the same neon soaked visual style

[01:04:53] stunts are still in full swing

[01:04:55] It doesn't feel like a cheap and spin-off

[01:04:58] It feels like a cool story that is still set in the world of john wick and not like the continental series that was on

[01:05:03] peacock off all fair

[01:05:05] I was like, oh, this is drew just like it's not I was fucking around

[01:05:08] This is not at all like that series that I actually had no interest in because they they were

[01:05:14] Like stunt casting mel Gibson in that

[01:05:17] And for you to turn down a mel Gibson show

[01:05:21] This this is great the trailer if you haven't seen it

[01:05:24] Walks you through exactly who it's a red sparrow. Yeah type feel

[01:05:29] But then at the end

[01:05:30] Kiana Reeves shows up in the trailer

[01:05:32] Yeah, that lens right there all of the legitimacy that I need right to be on board to go like go to the theater to see this

[01:05:38] There's a big difference with like I if I didn't see him in the trailer. I probably wouldn't see in the theater

[01:05:43] I just wouldn't it's not a job. It's my favorite franchise

[01:05:46] In a long time and I love what they're doing with it

[01:05:49] But now I will absolutely see this quote unquote spin-off and I don't know it's just like um a companion

[01:05:55] Movie. Yeah, now now it's now it's rogue one

[01:05:59] You know in in the pantheon of of star wars rather than just a spin-off right and I like that Nate. How about you?

[01:06:07] Here's the thing

[01:06:09] If you put

[01:06:12] No boy in a film

[01:06:14] Also, by the way, and just I never liked the way he said it

[01:06:17] On the down. Yeah, it's just it feels like your

[01:06:21] Gargling salt water

[01:06:24] And not like your salt deodorant water. Yeah, no

[01:06:28] Yeah, it just feels

[01:06:30] It's almost like you're trying to add a roll to it, but you don't know where to put it that's it

[01:06:35] Oh, thank you. I was trying to figure out what he's doing. He's trying to really do the r-roll but all over

[01:06:42] But it's

[01:06:44] Captain crunch with a mouth

[01:06:47] Trying to say it

[01:06:48] I don't know

[01:06:49] And a dearmus

[01:06:51] Hey, can I get a hey? Let me get that quassadilla

[01:06:55] Let me get a

[01:06:56] Hey, yeah

[01:06:59] Compoyo

[01:06:59] Come on. We tried the new on a dearmus at Taco Bell

[01:07:04] Man so much cheese

[01:07:07] Anyway, uh, there's a couple things. Uh, really love

[01:07:11] On a dearmus

[01:07:12] I love it

[01:07:15] I

[01:07:16] Don't love Norman Reedus and he's a great villain and he's a great person to have to hate in the in a film or in a

[01:07:22] I hope that in the pantheon of the film

[01:07:26] Uh, it's it's like somebody made him wear a wig in in the in the movie

[01:07:30] But like a bowl cut because it's just not do you see the hair?

[01:07:34] It's insane. Like that's just like that's just dumb his hair always looks like that. No, it doesn't at all

[01:07:39] What's wrong with his hair? It was so fake. Why?

[01:07:42] Ugh

[01:07:43] Just like do better. That's all I'm saying seems like you're being mean so I'm excited about this

[01:07:47] I can't wait to see it. I'm very excited about this. I am very excited about this or on pika when it comes

[01:07:55] Okay, great. Uh the next trailer we watched is

[01:07:59] sinners

[01:08:00] A new movie from ryan coogler the director of black panther and creed and fruitville station

[01:08:06] Yes, that's true. And this one also smartphone

[01:08:09] Star yes, no fruitville station was not a well for some people it was

[01:08:15] More of an action. I never saw it

[01:08:17] You should it's great. Yeah, I understand why you do you'll probably won't like it as much because it's kind of anti police

[01:08:24] I was just

[01:08:26] Fuck will you the minority fuck you both? I was just about to say I have no idea what it's about because I don't even I don't even know

[01:08:34] Of course, you know, it wouldn't make it

[01:08:36] Oh, here we go

[01:08:38] Here we go. No, uh fruitville station heard of the film black panther. Yes, it's the opposite of that

[01:08:45] Boo

[01:08:46] No, you should I'll maybe I'll sign it to you sometime because that is a very good movie

[01:08:49] Um, but this is uh completely different movie

[01:08:53] It's the sinners is a horror movie

[01:08:54] The trailer doesn't really want you to know it because vampire movies have been doing that great at the box office

[01:08:59] But this is a vampire movie

[01:09:01] Uh, it is very stylish

[01:09:03] It is also

[01:09:04] Set in a cool period that you don't typically see vampire movies set in which is a lot of fun

[01:09:08] It also has michael b jordan in the lead role who is just as big cakey as always

[01:09:14] Oh my gosh, his arms are in that trailer characters themselves when when he's pointing whatever gun with the sleeveless shirt on him

[01:09:21] What the fuck is he like these bigger than creed? Yeah, honestly

[01:09:26] Uh, one of the things I loved about this trailer is that I had no idea what was happening

[01:09:30] Yeah, like obviously I thought this is a first side. This is a period piece

[01:09:35] These are gangsters, right and it's gonna go bad because they are black men in probably in the south

[01:09:40] And it looks like it's gonna turn into something racial or or maybe it's it's an important period piece

[01:09:45] And then all of a sudden it starts to become more like of a of a thriller

[01:09:49] And the trailer walks you down this path that you don't know where and then eventually you're like, oh

[01:09:54] Fuck this is a straight up horror film. Yeah, and I still didn't I didn't know honestly that it was still

[01:09:59] A you don't see they don't do that to you think we're like one of the characters shows fangs

[01:10:04] They just

[01:10:05] Back into a barn and they're all cocking guns and it felt a little bit

[01:10:11] Dust-tilled on ish. Yeah, wait because they're film. Yeah, I can't and I love dust a lot honestly

[01:10:17] Wait till the next trailer where they're like, I'm Edward cullen

[01:10:20] like

[01:10:21] What the hell no, but this is twilight

[01:10:24] This is a great teaser because it sets up a per a vibe for the movie without giving too much away

[01:10:29] And even if you're you find out that vampires rent it it doesn't ruin it. No, no now that I know that

[01:10:34] I'm like, oh, that's what they're fighting that that's the thing they're all looking at

[01:10:37] But it really doesn't ruin it for me because now I want to see what what happens. No exactly so thank kanda forever

[01:10:43] Good

[01:10:44] No

[01:10:49] All right. Well, you know what don't worry. I'll try again soon. Uh, when does sinners come out Nate?

[01:10:55] Sinners comes out March 7th

[01:10:57] 2025

[01:10:59] And they should um come to theaters everywhere. What about ballerina? That's next year too, isn't it? Uh, yeah, but since i'm in june

[01:11:06] What kind of thank ever is it june or is it january? No, just just not even

[01:11:12] Not gonna say no to that one

[01:11:14] Black fangther black fangther. Yeah. Yeah, that's the world of john wick ballerina comes out june 6

[01:11:20] Wow, that's further out than I thought jone wick

[01:11:25] No, nothing

[01:11:26] Well, we tried and by we I mean I'm the only one trying

[01:11:30] But are you though?

[01:11:32] Yeah, this is the best I have. This is the best you have

[01:11:35] Yeah, after three and a half drinks you want that you want that on the record

[01:11:38] After three and a half drinks sure so do you think hailey steinfeld who is not in the trailer?

[01:11:42] I couldn't find her in the trailer

[01:11:44] Do you think she's one of the vampires?

[01:11:46] Oh, yeah, she's the queen. No, I think she's playing the same character from true grit but grown up

[01:11:51] No the same age they just and they don't even try to deager

[01:11:55] She just is trying to play a teenager at 27. She still looks very yeah, I mean

[01:11:59] I was saying all that I was like well. Yeah, this isn't going anywhere. That's not nonsense much like most my jokes

[01:12:04] It's not like Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a 20 year old

[01:12:06] I would pay to see that. I'll bet you would creep

[01:12:11] Why is that creepy? He's legal

[01:12:14] Oh

[01:12:14] If I give the justify it makes it worse

[01:12:17] Well, no

[01:12:19] I would like to date you Ben, please wait are you

[01:12:23] He's a dating person by the way that is fanfic for when he's so if he's playing 20 year old

[01:12:28] He's trying to date you. Yeah a 43 year old man come with me if you want to fuck me

[01:12:34] Hey guys, do you guys want to play a quick game or no? Yes. Yeah, whatever gets us out of this

[01:12:38] Okay, um, I have a game called you don't want to know what chopper means in my universe here

[01:12:44] This is a game about the film. You know what no tell me

[01:12:50] It's Arnold Schwarzenegger's 20 year old vagina

[01:12:55] What that's his chopper

[01:12:57] He has a vagina in this in this universe in this universe. Yes

[01:13:02] This was way worse than I anticipated and it's metal covered by

[01:13:07] human

[01:13:08] Skin

[01:13:11] What is he's cracking himself up? It doesn't even make any fucking sense

[01:13:15] He's using it. I'm gonna give us I have not been listening

[01:13:19] Nate be thankful because what I thought he was gonna say a chopper was was Arnold Schwarzenegger

[01:13:25] Just wagging his dick around as if it were a helicopter blade most men do but yeah, though

[01:13:30] It's an exo skillet uncovered by human skin

[01:13:33] That's a vagina

[01:13:34] Ha

[01:13:36] Nate let's play your game. Okay, this is a game about chuck norris

[01:13:42] Jean-Claude van Damme

[01:13:44] And stephen segal. I was gonna say that's an awful coincidence. I was gonna get that game together while we were recording

[01:13:50] We all looked at him like what are you typing the whole time?

[01:13:54] Well, it's a game about jackie jen bruce lee

[01:13:57] and chuck norris and

[01:13:59] This game is I'm gonna give you a question ben then I'll give brad a question. You don't have to try and buzz

[01:14:06] Okay

[01:14:07] And the person with the most points wins the podcast

[01:14:10] They win they get to own it. Yeah, they win the dominant voice of the podcast this episode. Oh, okay. All right, so

[01:14:19] Yeah, let's start with

[01:14:22] Brad all right question one

[01:14:25] Which chuck norris film features him?

[01:14:28] Back that I asked you to name three then he said you said dodge ball

[01:14:33] and side kicks with

[01:14:36] jonathan

[01:14:38] Mathis what's his name? Yeah, I think that's right a kid that died. All right. All right, but and then ben you could steal this

[01:14:44] No, no, I love this. I love so much. This is so apropos. Yep. Which chuck norris movie film features him as a texas ranger

[01:14:52] With the nickname

[01:14:54] lone wolf

[01:14:58] isn't it

[01:14:59] lone wolf

[01:15:01] It is not

[01:15:03] What is it?

[01:15:05] You know, I actually don't

[01:15:08] close

[01:15:09] lone wolf macquade

[01:15:13] There's a last name there brad that last name makes the character far less cool the film

[01:15:20] Who's after you lone wolf? What's his last name?

[01:15:23] macquade that is literally

[01:15:25] Finkelstein

[01:15:29] lone wolf briar patches after you

[01:15:33] I hope you're not a buddy running through the forest

[01:15:37] All right, ben

[01:15:40] In which movie does jon claude van damme play a character named frank ducks?

[01:15:46] It's frank duke's in his kickboxer who could be in an underground martial arts

[01:15:50] It's frank duke because he's french and is what what kickboxer

[01:15:55] Nope. Oh, sorry bloodsport. Oh no, he got it wrong though that he fucked that one up

[01:16:00] Brad is it bloodsport? That is correct. Brad gets a point. Whoo frank ducks

[01:16:07] Fuck you both

[01:16:09] All right, brad back to you

[01:16:11] Steven seagull starting this film about a former cia operative who battles jamaican drug dealers named the film

[01:16:19] I'm so bad with steven seagull movies too. I'll bet you know

[01:16:22] Uh

[01:16:29] Jamaican drug dealers. Yeah

[01:16:31] Former cia agent above suspicion. No

[01:16:46] Do you have you seen the east team of seagull films?

[01:16:52] Yeah, of course. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

[01:16:55] I've seen and honestly I've probably seen every

[01:16:58] um every bandam movie from

[01:17:02] cyborg up to the quest

[01:17:05] And seagull probably under siege up to on deadly ground

[01:17:12] Uh, I'm gonna say this film was a back's office success the glimmer man

[01:17:18] No, this film is called marked for mark for death. Have you ever seen it? Oh, yeah

[01:17:24] Yeah, I'm on

[01:17:26] Ben

[01:17:27] All right, I will give you the title and you must identify which actor starred in each film. Oh, here we go. Yeah, like this

[01:17:36] All right, ben. Yeah back to you

[01:17:39] hard target

[01:17:41] Hard target is a bandam

[01:17:43] Correct

[01:17:45] brad

[01:17:46] Delta force that's chagnarius. Yeah

[01:17:50] Ben under siege come on. That's seagull

[01:17:53] All right

[01:17:56] What character this is character identification

[01:18:00] What character did chagnarius portray in walker texas ranger ranger walker texas ranger

[01:18:07] No, what's his name though walker

[01:18:11] What's his full name texas ranger?

[01:18:15] Uh, no, it's uh john walker mcquigg

[01:18:22] Uh walker

[01:18:24] Do you think this is first name?

[01:18:27] Do you think that walker is his first name? No, no. Have you ever seen that episode of walker texas ranger?

[01:18:32] I've I've seen these are cunard o' brian

[01:18:34] I've seen more episodes of walker texas ranger than you guys have because my grandma used to watch it all the time

[01:18:40] And you don't know his first name. No, because I don't pay attention. I thought it was walker

[01:18:43] I think it's john walker

[01:18:44] No

[01:18:45] Yeah, it's because I put it at your brain. No, no, I knew that was last

[01:18:48] Have you ever seen an episode of walker texas ranger ben?

[01:18:50] No, I've seen only the clips where cunard o' brian on a late night with cunard o' brian had a walker texas ranger lever

[01:18:57] And he would pull it and it would show a random clip of walker texas ranger the best one

[01:19:02] Uh speaking of people who've died of diabetes. There's a clip of hailey jill osmond as a young boy. Oh, he's still living

[01:19:08] No, no

[01:19:10] That's great. I'll give you that

[01:19:12] But wilfer brimley isn't all right, but you guys did you got to beat us and uh and cunard pulls the lever

[01:19:18] And i'm doing this as a service. So just look up, you know hailey jill osmond walker texas ranger clip cunard o' brian

[01:19:26] All that's a mouthful. It's worth it. He pulls the lever they show the clip and he's like, uh

[01:19:33] Wilfer brimley goes how's your day or something like that?

[01:19:36] walker told me that uh, and then wilfer brimley goes well i'll be damned

[01:19:40] And then it cuts back to hailey jullism and he goes walker told me I have aids

[01:19:45] And then it cuts and cunard o' brian gets up from his desk and walks away

[01:19:49] And it's the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen

[01:19:53] In my whole life the walk from the desk to like staring at the fake window

[01:19:57] Like he just doesn't know what this world is

[01:20:00] It's the funniest thing i've ever seen in my whole

[01:20:03] It's amazing

[01:20:04] By the way, i'm gonna guess I really do want to know comment in in the post of this

[01:20:09] Uh listeners if anyone here knows what the name of actual walker texas ranger is

[01:20:14] Let's not say it. You don't let me say it. No you have to say I need to know

[01:20:18] It's Ethan cordell walker cordell walker. What is it with them ruining cool names for chug noise characters?

[01:20:26] Well, he's so cool. He doesn't need a cool name. All right. Um, what's your name thunder fist?

[01:20:31] Right. Yeah, Horace thunder fist curdell

[01:20:34] Cornell the name is curdell walker

[01:20:36] And listen, I know that I walked with a limp and it's only because I got the diabetes

[01:20:42] Uh, Ben have you ever seen the film universal soldier? Of course universal soldier vane dan plays which character?

[01:20:50] I mean the universal soldier. What's his name? Oh boy cordell soldier

[01:20:59] That's a good that's honestly, that's a great question buddy. I'm not sure but I know that the villain is is

[01:21:04] Luke

[01:21:06] Besson devourer

[01:21:07] Luke devourer, okay

[01:21:09] Brad who is steven segal's character in the movie above the law?

[01:21:14] I don't fucking know

[01:21:17] so like

[01:21:20] Briar patch lightfoot because he claims that he's got rock

[01:21:23] Rockhamden

[01:21:26] It's nico toscani. Of course it is. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean he is italian. Yeah very italian

[01:21:33] All right, you're gonna guess which I there is an actual interview with steven segal

[01:21:39] And I don't know if you know this

[01:21:41] But he legitimately he he's from america

[01:21:45] No, we know no, no, I'm just like making sure that the audience knows he is full-blooded

[01:21:49] Just caucasian male

[01:21:52] And he's being interviewed and he says to the interview who's also a white dude

[01:21:58] He says the words

[01:21:59] How do you say in english?

[01:22:03] It's the most jarring fucking thing i've ever heard because he's talking about like he's wearing kimono or whatever

[01:22:08] And he's appropriating so much asian culture

[01:22:10] Well, but it's because he knows that he can't say like the actual asian word

[01:22:14] So he's trying to hear how to say in english. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[01:22:18] It's like how do you say in english?

[01:22:20] burger

[01:22:20] It's nothing. How do you say in english?

[01:22:24] mcquig

[01:22:26] All right, we just got a couple of questions here. All right, so make these count

[01:22:31] Um, I am going to uh, you have to guess which actor said the quote in which film. Okay

[01:22:39] Here's the quote which actor which film

[01:22:42] Who's going first?

[01:22:44] I think we're back to you Ben. Okay

[01:22:46] I like to let my actions do my talking

[01:22:50] Is that the actual quote? Yeah, I like to let my actions do my talking. Yep

[01:23:03] John claude may damn

[01:23:05] No, brad you can steal it. Steven seggal. You literally had a 50% chance. It got it wrong

[01:23:12] It's Chuck Norris in the octagon

[01:23:14] How about this one brad? This is you

[01:23:18] I'm just a cook. You know this one

[01:23:23] I really do. Steven seggal in what movie?

[01:23:28] You haven't seen it because I've seen the list and I was so surprised

[01:23:34] I don't know. It's his most famous film under siege. Yeah

[01:23:37] He plays a navy cook. Yeah, that's funny. It was like x special forces in Tommy the jones

[01:23:42] I'm just a cook. All right. Here we go last. Uh, this is another one

[01:23:47] I came here to do two things kick some ass and drink some beer

[01:23:53] Is it and i'm all out of beer?

[01:23:55] Because that's a they live statement from roddy piper. Nope. It's just I came here to do two things

[01:24:02] Kick some ass and drink some beer. I'm gonna say this Chuck Norris

[01:24:06] No, I mean we literally have three contest or three actors here two of them have been chosen

[01:24:13] Chuck Norris and Steven seggal. Who's the one that has not been chosen yet?

[01:24:18] Yeah, you fight that one up dummy. Oh, I didn't know that it was like

[01:24:21] I mean I

[01:24:22] It's kind of in the format of him kind of in the format. Oh, I didn't notice that at all. Wow

[01:24:27] I've had some cocktails. Hey

[01:24:29] Jean-Claude van Damme

[01:24:30] In what movie?

[01:24:32] Uh, let's say

[01:24:34] Kickboxer. Nope blood sport

[01:24:36] Sudden death

[01:24:38] All right contestants, uh you

[01:24:41] Whoever gets to name the question first wins which actor starred in cyborg

[01:24:47] Who fought brucelly and way of the dragon

[01:24:50] Chuck Norris

[01:24:51] Where is the first seggal film to reach the top of the box office?

[01:24:54] under siege

[01:24:56] Brad wins this game

[01:24:59] I was pointing at him all the time. Come on

[01:25:01] Because of the point definitely gave me the answer

[01:25:03] I mean I was letting you go because I literally said I've seen every vandammovies since cyborg, you know those answers

[01:25:09] Congratulations on winning action legends face off. Thank you. I now own this podcast

[01:25:14] It's yours

[01:25:16] McQuaig

[01:25:18] McQuaig

[01:25:18] Give the people the air it's co-hanging but i'm gonna switch it

[01:25:23] McQuaig give the people the air

[01:25:25] And I will show you my 10 to 20 year old

[01:25:27] Maybe I'll do a silversus stone Arnold Schwarzenegger one coming up. Who do you think is going to win that one?

[01:25:33] Who's the bigger fan right brad?

[01:25:36] No way

[01:25:37] Ben will ben will crush me in that. Yeah, that's the only thing that I ever met

[01:25:41] Before you on this show when we did movie games

[01:25:44] The only time I ever won was when it was either a standalone or source. Yeah, we played last man stan

[01:25:50] Yeah, oh that's not even fair

[01:25:52] But even anything that ten gently related to the action films in that way. It's the only thing I know

[01:25:58] Because you've seen so many I've seen them in so many times. Yeah

[01:26:02] I don't know man. I've seen every source in your film

[01:26:05] Malt Malt maybe you get a card and cap more than once I've seen that movie like 10 times

[01:26:09] Yeah, I've seen him cap so many times too. Yeah, he's seen jingle all the way more than me. That's 100 true

[01:26:14] I bet you I've seen it more than you there's no way. I don't know. I watch it

[01:26:18] Oh actually, but he's a big Christmas guy. Yeah, I watch a lot how many times do you watch it each Christmas?

[01:26:22] I probably only once yeah, so I usually watch it twice. Do you really no dead serious

[01:26:28] You I watch it at least ones on purpose. You probably do have yeah, and then I watch it like once if it's on tv put the cookie down

[01:26:35] Who said you could eat my cookies put my cookie down?

[01:26:40] I was a turban man

[01:26:43] That's what he says. Yeah, no, actually sin bad house guests was bad put that cookie down

[01:26:48] You should have said that that would have been good. I just know that Arnold is

[01:26:51] Starting in a film soon with yorma to kony

[01:26:55] I did not know that

[01:26:57] Kung fury. Oh, yeah, though. That's been in the works for a long time. Yeah, we'll see if it actually happens

[01:27:02] I'm not sure that will

[01:27:05] There's a sequel to a 26 minute viral

[01:27:07] Filming began on July 29th 2019. Yeah, exactly. So it's five years old. Did it?

[01:27:15] Uh in september 2020 well, yeah, and then there was coven post reduction was halted over a lawsuit with investors

[01:27:21] It's all caught up in legal. Yeah, wow that's kind of they created the film the film has been shot

[01:27:27] It is maybe not ever getting interesting

[01:27:30] like Batgirl

[01:27:32] Batgirl

[01:27:33] Hey guys, we did it here. She comes bet a lot of fun batgirl

[01:27:37] I gotta do the bed number one. Oh good rhyming batgirl

[01:27:42] Flying the sky

[01:27:44] black girl

[01:27:45] Oh

[01:27:49] There's no way we're cutting that

[01:27:51] That was a real football

[01:27:53] It was it was it was genuine

[01:27:57] It was a

[01:27:57] Like I'm not going to your I'm not going with you. I love it when it went from batgirl to black girl

[01:28:05] May drop the fuck out

[01:28:08] I was like, I know

[01:28:10] Support this I have a reputation. I just can't do it even though

[01:28:13] There's nothing wrong with saying the word black girl at all. He was still like I needed this place up

[01:28:20] I can't that's it. Yeah, I said the way

[01:28:23] That it came out of your mouth. He did this universe batgirls played by a black girl

[01:28:27] And that's very fine. That's okay. It's preferable

[01:28:30] But the way you said it we're all distance ourselves and that's okay too

[01:28:36] I think I'll stay over here. I'm fine. I'm fine. So this was honestly

[01:28:40] Let's just end it right there because I don't want to have anything else to do with this episode. Bye everybody. Bye

[01:28:53] Nah, chief's taking out