Episode 204 - Madame Dark Web's Super Bowl Party

Ben, Brad, and Nate were ready for some football, and they got it. The Super Bowl was on Sunday, and that means a bunch of new trailers hit the web, and we're talking about a bunch of them. We've got Monkey Man (DEV PATEL CAN GET IT!) Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (NOT MONKEY MAN!), Wicked (DEFYING GRAVITY!), Deadpool and Wolverine (MOUTHY!), and Twisters (TWISTY!).

Plus, Nate finally watched Looper, Ben did something with his damn treasure hunt and didn't watch his assignment, and Brad witnessed the majesty of Madame Web.

Let us score a touchdown in your ears! 

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[00:00:00] Hey everybody, Hey everybody, Hey everybody, Go Flix Yourself

[00:00:17] Hey everybody, it's another episode of Go Flix Yourself

[00:00:19] My name is Ben Conowitz and with me as always is the Jack Reacher

[00:00:23] Never Go Back to my Jack Reacher Bradford Owen

[00:00:25] Ah fuck you

[00:00:27] That's me

[00:00:30] Damn crude sex

[00:00:31] Whoa

[00:00:32] Oh your piece of shit

[00:00:33] And then the Jack Reacher, the Reacher

[00:00:36] To my Jack Reacher, the show, because you like TV

[00:00:38] I do

[00:00:39] Nate Laux

[00:00:39] I am tall and handsome like you

[00:00:41] You are, you're very tall

[00:00:42] What are you, 6'4?

[00:00:43] I'm 6'5, we've had this conversation

[00:00:44] I know, I keep forgetting, I think, I think

[00:00:45] What the fuck?

[00:00:46] Like I've heard Reacher's pretty good

[00:00:48] I just get the fucking like shit, shit ass sequel

[00:00:50] You're a fan of Tom Cruise, are you not?

[00:00:52] Not that movie, that movie's garbage

[00:00:54] It's one of the largest fall-offs from good movie to bad

[00:00:57] It's bad

[00:00:58] That's

[00:00:59] That's why it's you

[00:01:00] Oh

[00:01:02] I mean, I think you just kind of proved my point

[00:01:04] Move it on

[00:01:05] I actually have watched the TV show and I enjoy it

[00:01:07] I know, the TV show is fun

[00:01:09] I thought it's good for dads

[00:01:10] It is good

[00:01:12] It is

[00:01:12] Fits the bill

[00:01:13] Yep

[00:01:14] Liking it very much

[00:01:16] Hey, happy Super Bowl guys

[00:01:17] Yeah, we just saw the, the, the Swifty Bowl

[00:01:20] Yeah, I was so happy for Travis Kelsey

[00:01:22] I was too

[00:01:22] Fuck Travis Kelsey, man

[00:01:25] Never get old

[00:01:26] I just hate Travis Kelsey

[00:01:28] V-B-L-S-R-A-G-S

[00:01:31] Fuck you Travis Kelsey, you fucking drunk ape

[00:01:34] He wasn't drunk

[00:01:35] Can you imagine what he's like?

[00:01:36] Could have fooled me

[00:01:37] Yeah, I could, I don't even know

[00:01:38] Who knows what he's like when he's drunk

[00:01:39] He's probably fucking street lamps and shit

[00:01:41] Fucking street lamps

[00:01:43] Nope

[00:01:43] Pretty sure it's Taylor Swift

[00:01:44] Yeah, Taylor Swift, she's the body of a street lamp

[00:01:47] I'm just joking, I'm joking

[00:01:48] She looked embarrassed

[00:01:49] I do not want to

[00:01:50] When he was singing

[00:01:51] I think you're projecting what you want her to feel

[00:01:53] I, I only want her to feel as happy

[00:01:55] And I know she's not gonna have as much Travis Kelsey

[00:01:57] That is not true

[00:01:58] Cause she's happy right now

[00:02:00] And she's in love

[00:02:00] No, she's just having fun

[00:02:03] She's, she's, she went the exact opposite route after things went sour with Joe Alwyn

[00:02:07] She's like, you know what?

[00:02:08] Fine, I'm gonna get myself a beefy football player

[00:02:10] Hey

[00:02:10] Fucking British asshole

[00:02:11] Just, just write a list of hers

[00:02:13] How many, how many people do you know and can name that Taylor Swift has dated?

[00:02:19] Three at least

[00:02:20] Other than Travis Kelsey?

[00:02:21] Yeah

[00:02:22] Okay, who else?

[00:02:23] Jake Gyllenhaal

[00:02:23] Jake Gyllenhaal, Harry Styles, John Mayer

[00:02:26] Okay, any more? No

[00:02:27] Tom Hiddleston, technically

[00:02:28] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:02:29] The very short lived

[00:02:30] I think she dated Joe Jonas for a little while too

[00:02:32] I think every, like teen, teen, teen, teen, teen

[00:02:34] I think every, I think every, yeah

[00:02:36] Person who started music as a teen

[00:02:37] Well welcome to go Swift yourself

[00:02:39] Where we're talking about the latest

[00:02:40] Taylor Swift

[00:02:41] Taylor Swift

[00:02:42] Hey Taylor Swift

[00:02:43] Wait, what are you like?

[00:02:44] Yeah

[00:02:45] Is this a New York based Taylor Swift program?

[00:02:47] Oh yeah

[00:02:50] We'll never go out of style here

[00:02:52] Andrew Dice Swift

[00:02:54] Hey, are we out of the woods?

[00:02:55] Oh

[00:02:59] I don't know about you

[00:03:00] But I'm feeling 22

[00:03:01] Oh my God

[00:03:03] I know that the album that comes out after she breaks up with Travis Kelsey is going to be a banger

[00:03:08] I mean she's already got an album coming out now in April

[00:03:10] She just announced it at the Grammys

[00:03:11] I do love that you know that

[00:03:13] Of course, I watch the Grammys

[00:03:14] Fair enough

[00:03:15] Do a leap it was there

[00:03:16] But no, it's, the Super Bowl was on, it was a big production as usual

[00:03:21] And we're actually going to dig into a bunch of trailers from the Super Bowl

[00:03:25] This is going to be a little bit of a Super Bowl trailer extravaganza if you will

[00:03:28] Yeah, and the reason for, if you're wondering

[00:03:31] Hey, why do they release trailers at the Super Bowl?

[00:03:34] Obviously this is the last bastion of collective consciousness

[00:03:39] That America and even the world still has focused in one spot

[00:03:43] Yeah

[00:03:44] So you can still get a lot of eyeballs

[00:03:46] Very rare to do this many people watch TV at one time

[00:03:48] Exactly

[00:03:49] So you can, still doesn't

[00:03:50] Actually debut a new thing that everybody will be talking about the next day

[00:03:53] I will say the Super Bowl 2024 was the most watched telecast of all time

[00:03:58] Do you know how many million watched it?

[00:04:01] Of all time?

[00:04:03] Of all time

[00:04:04] I'm going to say 80 million

[00:04:06] Oh, that's a lot

[00:04:07] What would you say?

[00:04:08] I don't know

[00:04:09] 123.4 million

[00:04:11] Wow

[00:04:12] I'm surprised

[00:04:13] I know the MASH finale was like 70 million

[00:04:15] Back when people watched TV

[00:04:17] 123.4 million

[00:04:19] Every year if you look at the charts of what the most watched TV programs are

[00:04:24] It's always football

[00:04:25] 99% of them are football games

[00:04:27] We love watching men get concussions

[00:04:30] But yeah, so every year at the Super Bowl there's always new trailers

[00:04:34] I will say in recent years it's gotten a little more frustrating

[00:04:38] Because it's all about, oh here's a 30 second spot

[00:04:42] That's a shortened version of a full trailer

[00:04:44] That we're going to tell you to go watch online right now instead

[00:04:47] And I missed the days when it was all about just that spot

[00:04:50] And they did something to surprise you

[00:04:52] Like one of my favorite Super Bowl spots was what they did for Independence Day

[00:04:56] That like that blew people away

[00:04:58] No one knew it was coming

[00:04:59] That was back before Internet culture, you know it's a big thing

[00:05:02] And that was such a surprise

[00:05:04] The last time there was ever really a proper surprise

[00:05:07] Was when they debuted the trailer for Cloverfield Paradox

[00:05:11] And they announced the movie was premiering right after the Super Bowl on Netflix

[00:05:14] Yeah, that was pretty great

[00:05:15] Yeah, even though the movie sucked

[00:05:17] But it was a cool thing that they did

[00:05:20] But there's not really any big surprises like that anymore

[00:05:22] Usually we find out about everything before it comes out now

[00:05:25] It's just getting up your phones

[00:05:28] It's getting up your culture

[00:05:29] Okay, grandpa

[00:05:31] So Brad, do we have a sponsor for the Super Bowl?

[00:05:34] I mean, did they spend all their money on the Super Bowl?

[00:05:37] The Super Bowl is...

[00:05:38] It's okay if they did spend all their money on the Super Bowl

[00:05:40] A very sponsored event

[00:05:41] Oh yeah

[00:05:42] Right, it's the most sponsored event

[00:05:43] If we want to just skip a sponsor

[00:05:44] We probably already have

[00:05:46] We have some money in the account

[00:05:48] So the trailers that we've trailed

[00:05:50] Time with Ben and Brad

[00:05:52] Nate's here too having a good time

[00:05:54] Ben, let me ask you something

[00:05:55] Shit, I thought maybe I'd get away with it with the song

[00:05:57] Do you like nachos?

[00:05:58] I know, I knew this was coming

[00:05:59] This is why I was trying to move past it

[00:06:00] Do you like nachos?

[00:06:02] I'm fine with nachos, yes

[00:06:03] Do you have nachos at the Super Bowl?

[00:06:05] No, I... I... Tortilla chips

[00:06:07] Tortilla chips?

[00:06:08] Tortilla chips

[00:06:10] Tortilla chips

[00:06:11] Hey, I'm walking here

[00:06:13] Nate, do you like nachos?

[00:06:14] No

[00:06:16] Do you really not like nachos?

[00:06:18] I love nachos

[00:06:19] What do you add in your nachos?

[00:06:20] Okay, Brad

[00:06:21] No, really though, obviously, meat and cheese is a staple

[00:06:23] Yeah, queso or cheese

[00:06:25] Like, do you like queso or both?

[00:06:27] It depends, yeah

[00:06:28] I like the traditional nacho cheese

[00:06:30] Like, you know, the orange nacho cheese

[00:06:32] I like a good queso blanco as well

[00:06:34] I made some queso blanco for the Super Bowl

[00:06:36] Yum

[00:06:37] It was great

[00:06:38] Do you put anything at any other toppings?

[00:06:39] Do you do beans?

[00:06:40] Do you do lettuce?

[00:06:41] Do you do jalapenos?

[00:06:42] I will put...

[00:06:43] I actually do like lettuce on a nacho

[00:06:45] I know that's controversial, but I like a little bit of lettuce

[00:06:47] I don't dislike it, but I'll never go out of my way to put it on

[00:06:49] Okay

[00:06:50] Like if it comes like that at an ordered restaurant, okay

[00:06:52] Put some pinto beans on there as well

[00:06:54] I like pinto beans, I don't like black beans

[00:06:55] I'm not a big fan of black beans either, bro

[00:06:58] Bro

[00:06:59] But, let's see what else

[00:07:01] I'm not a tomato guy

[00:07:03] You don't like sour cream?

[00:07:04] No, I don't like sour cream

[00:07:05] I like sour cream on the side

[00:07:06] So I can have a little bit of dip into it

[00:07:08] Oh, I like salsa for the dipping

[00:07:10] I will say that if they do like a light drizzle all around

[00:07:14] I'm cool with that

[00:07:15] I don't like when they just put like a big fucking doll on the middle

[00:07:17] No, no

[00:07:19] Cool

[00:07:20] So what are we eating?

[00:07:21] Well...

[00:07:23] Let me tell you

[00:07:24] I got sent a very unique treat

[00:07:27] And you already know what this is

[00:07:29] And when you out there, the listener hears it

[00:07:31] You're gonna think, wow, that sounds like I'm gonna throw up

[00:07:34] Let me set this up real quick

[00:07:35] Because I did text you in our text thread yesterday

[00:07:38] And said, Brad

[00:07:40] No

[00:07:42] And you said what?

[00:07:44] It's coming on the bucket

[00:07:45] I said, oh, it's the sponsor, so get ready

[00:07:48] So this is a...

[00:07:49] So I only just recently found out about this

[00:07:51] Because one of the other snack accounts I follow on Twitter

[00:07:53] Posted about it

[00:07:54] Brad, for the listener, he's holding an airline sick bag

[00:07:59] It does look like that

[00:08:00] No, so this...

[00:08:02] Another snack account I follow posted about this

[00:08:05] There's like a...

[00:08:06] Snack culture?

[00:08:07] Yeah, there are several accounts that I follow that I always post

[00:08:09] You know, on Snack Twitter

[00:08:11] Yes, on Snack Instagram

[00:08:12] Snack Instagram

[00:08:13] Snack Instagram

[00:08:14] There's this chocolate company

[00:08:15] Is it Snack?

[00:08:16] Called...

[00:08:17] I don't know if it's pronounced Cho

[00:08:18] Or if it's just T-C-H-O

[00:08:20] But they're a small company that makes unique chocolate squares

[00:08:25] Like that

[00:08:26] And they released a very limited edition flavor for the Super Bowl

[00:08:31] Called Choco Nachos

[00:08:33] N-A-T-C-H-O-S

[00:08:35] Like their name T-C-H-O

[00:08:37] I get it

[00:08:38] And it is literally chocolate squares

[00:08:41] That taste like nachos

[00:08:44] Ben, tell the listeners what you think of this

[00:08:46] I mean...

[00:08:48] This sounds fucking disgusting

[00:08:50] I'm gonna read you the ingredients

[00:08:52] Cause I did post about these on Super Bowl Sunday

[00:08:54] The name of their company sounds like a sneeze

[00:08:56] No, it's not

[00:08:57] Cho!

[00:08:58] T-C-H-O

[00:08:59] T-C-H-O

[00:09:00] So these limited editions...

[00:09:02] By the way, thank you for sponsoring T-C-H-O

[00:09:04] We do appreciate you

[00:09:05] These limited edition chocolate squares are made with cocoa butter

[00:09:08] They have tortilla chips, garlic, chives, red peppers, onions, cilantro, tomatoes

[00:09:13] No!

[00:09:14] And it is cayenne pepper and extra smoked paprika

[00:09:17] Oh!

[00:09:18] I was in until then

[00:09:19] I was allergic

[00:09:20] I'm allergic to paprika

[00:09:22] So here's the...

[00:09:23] You know what the crazy part?

[00:09:24] I'm not allergic to normal paprika

[00:09:27] Here's the thing

[00:09:28] Unfortunately, if it's extra smoked

[00:09:31] I can stand a little bit of smoke

[00:09:33] I get hives

[00:09:34] I ask hives

[00:09:35] I'm gonna preface this by saying

[00:09:37] I had the exact same thought

[00:09:38] I was gonna say there's no way this is gonna be good

[00:09:40] I took a bite of it

[00:09:41] And agreed that it's terrible

[00:09:43] I'm gonna try it

[00:09:44] First of all, it doesn't taste like chocolate

[00:09:45] Because even though it's a chocolate square

[00:09:47] There's no sweetness to it

[00:09:48] But it's made with cocoa butter

[00:09:50] Nate, do you remember how you like your chocolate?

[00:09:52] Not sweet

[00:09:53] But cocoa is naturally sweet

[00:09:54] What's amazing, honestly

[00:09:55] Is it actually perfectly captures the flavor of nacho

[00:10:00] Then give me a nacho

[00:10:01] That's what I don't understand

[00:10:02] Why would I want it in chocolate?

[00:10:03] Don't tell me how I'm gonna taste

[00:10:04] By the way, don't tell me over here

[00:10:06] Don't tell me how to live

[00:10:07] I'm telling you guys

[00:10:08] You have it in your fucking hand

[00:10:10] Just give it to me

[00:10:11] It's melting too

[00:10:12] It's not

[00:10:13] You ready, Nate?

[00:10:14] I think

[00:10:15] Now you don't have to eat the whole square

[00:10:16] Just take a bite

[00:10:17] Because I took a bite of half of a square

[00:10:19] Oh, so I accidentally put my tongue on there

[00:10:21] I think it was salty

[00:10:22] Don't do that

[00:10:23] Just bite it

[00:10:24] And then let it melt in your mouth

[00:10:25] Is this like an adult piece of chocolate?

[00:10:29] No

[00:10:30] And it's very strange at first

[00:10:31] If I get high

[00:10:32] Because you don't expect it

[00:10:33] To have the flavor it does

[00:10:35] But after you let it linger

[00:10:36] You'll notice the nacho flavor come through

[00:10:39] What is going on here in my mouth?

[00:10:40] I know

[00:10:41] So it is a weird sensation

[00:10:43] But the flavor starts to come through

[00:10:45] And the flavor is not bad at all

[00:10:47] I'll admit it tastes like a nacho

[00:10:49] It tastes like nachos

[00:10:50] It's fucking weird though

[00:10:52] The fact that the flavor comes from something

[00:10:56] Of this texture

[00:10:57] Is very confusing to your mouth

[00:10:59] It's spicy

[00:11:00] See, and here's the thing

[00:11:01] I'm not a big fan of stuff that is very spicy

[00:11:03] I didn't think this was super spicy though

[00:11:05] And I hate cilantro

[00:11:06] And I didn't taste the cilantro

[00:11:07] It's just weird

[00:11:08] It has the consistency of a Reese's cup

[00:11:12] Or a peanut butter

[00:11:13] A crunch bar

[00:11:15] It's so weird

[00:11:17] It does taste like nachos

[00:11:18] Don't want my chocolate to taste like nachos

[00:11:20] And that's the thing too

[00:11:21] I would never want more than just a bite of that

[00:11:24] Hey, T'chou?

[00:11:25] Why?

[00:11:26] But also, hey

[00:11:27] I'm glad I tried this

[00:11:29] Are you?

[00:11:30] Are you?

[00:11:31] I'd be okay never having this

[00:11:32] I think it was an experience

[00:11:33] That if I never had in this life

[00:11:35] I would be okay

[00:11:36] I would be not one that

[00:11:37] I'd show up at the pearly gates

[00:11:38] And St. Peter goes

[00:11:40] First of all, you should show it at the pearly gates

[00:11:42] I told him

[00:11:43] I'm sneaking them in

[00:11:44] Yeah, now he's gonna see me in

[00:11:45] So, I'm gonna be under the trench coat

[00:11:47] They're definitely not getting in

[00:11:50] Because they're gonna think

[00:11:51] That you're flashing again

[00:11:52] I can

[00:11:53] Again, I am sorry to the

[00:11:56] Highland Elementary School district

[00:11:58] It was an accident

[00:11:59] Oh my word

[00:12:00] That is still

[00:12:01] It's spicy

[00:12:02] Uh, but yeah

[00:12:03] So, Choco nachos

[00:12:04] I think there's still some available on their website

[00:12:06] Oh, there sure are

[00:12:07] Because nobody's buying them

[00:12:08] No, they work

[00:12:09] So they only made 500 bags

[00:12:11] It's a limited batch

[00:12:12] It's only 499 left

[00:12:14] I got bag 356

[00:12:16] So they were so desperate to get rid of them

[00:12:19] That they just sent you for free

[00:12:20] No, no, I reached out once I saw

[00:12:22] And I asked them

[00:12:23] I was like, hey

[00:12:24] Would you guys be willing to send this to me?

[00:12:25] Choco nachos

[00:12:26] Fucking weird

[00:12:27] But not bad

[00:12:28] They're just weird

[00:12:29] They have a holy fudge piece of chocolate

[00:12:30] That sounds great

[00:12:31] Hey, you've had fudge before

[00:12:33] Oh, I'm sorry

[00:12:34] I haven't had holy fudge from Choco nachos

[00:12:36] It's not going to get you in heaven

[00:12:38] I'm trying

[00:12:39] What about we compromise on the

[00:12:42] The toffee time

[00:12:44] You just want me to bring you chocolate

[00:12:46] Yeah

[00:12:47] That's exactly what you want

[00:12:48] Also, one of the biggest drawbacks

[00:12:51] To this product

[00:12:52] That I heard you reading the ingredients list

[00:12:53] And you know what it was

[00:12:54] Not listening?

[00:12:55] Love

[00:12:58] Your piece of shit

[00:12:59] I'm going to pass

[00:13:00] I'm looking at there

[00:13:01] On their website

[00:13:02] We've got trailers to get to

[00:13:03] But we got to talk about movies first

[00:13:05] Oh my

[00:13:06] We got to talk about the movies that we watched

[00:13:07] And didn't watch

[00:13:08] I am going to start with Nate Lauch's

[00:13:09] Because Nate

[00:13:10] I wonder if this would be good

[00:13:11] If we melted it over chips

[00:13:12] Oh, my God

[00:13:13] Nate, you were supposed to watch Looper

[00:13:15] Last year

[00:13:16] When?

[00:13:17] Well, I decided like a year ago

[00:13:18] But technically 2023, I guess

[00:13:20] Right

[00:13:21] 100%

[00:13:22] So at least a year ago

[00:13:23] You watched a quarter of it

[00:13:24] Then you watched half of it

[00:13:25] Then you rewound it

[00:13:26] And didn't watch it at all

[00:13:27] I don't even think that he did watch it

[00:13:29] Any of it

[00:13:30] No, he watched

[00:13:31] No, now you have

[00:13:32] I watched the full thing

[00:13:33] Oh, if you say that

[00:13:35] If you say that you almost finished it

[00:13:36] No, no, no

[00:13:37] I watched the whole thing

[00:13:38] But what I'm saying is

[00:13:39] I did watch portion of it before

[00:13:40] Oh, okay

[00:13:41] He just wasn't in the right headspace

[00:13:42] He knew he was going to be in the movie

[00:13:43] I thought

[00:13:44] I needed to pray about it

[00:13:45] I needed to

[00:13:46] Work off into a pillow

[00:13:48] Those two things are not

[00:13:49] Usually exclusive

[00:13:50] No

[00:13:51] Very different ways than

[00:13:52] Brad and I deal with

[00:13:53] Exactly

[00:13:55] So walk me through

[00:13:56] Your feelings about the movie

[00:13:58] Looper

[00:13:59] Looper is a movie made in 2012

[00:14:02] I think by Ryan Johnson

[00:14:05] And so it is a film that is

[00:14:10] It's hard to describe

[00:14:11] It's an action, science fiction

[00:14:14] Time traveler

[00:14:15] Like it's all of the above

[00:14:18] And it is fun

[00:14:19] It's a really fun film

[00:14:21] The two main kind of stars of this

[00:14:24] Are Bruce Willis

[00:14:26] And Joseph Gordon Leavitt

[00:14:28] Played the same character

[00:14:29] At different ages

[00:14:31] But in similar times

[00:14:33] And so I don't want to give too much

[00:14:34] Of the pot away

[00:14:35] But it is about

[00:14:37] It's over a dozen years old

[00:14:38] You're good

[00:14:39] Some of us haven't seen it

[00:14:40] It's been 14 years

[00:14:41] Or 12 years since the movie

[00:14:42] Came out, you're fine

[00:14:43] So essentially

[00:14:44] The baker's dozen

[00:14:45] And I'm never really good at

[00:14:47] Describing movies

[00:14:48] But so essentially

[00:14:49] And this is a particularly

[00:14:50] Difficult movie to describe

[00:14:51] Thank God you don't host

[00:14:52] The movie podcast

[00:14:53] Yeah, I know

[00:14:54] So Joseph Gordon Leavitt

[00:14:56] Plays a character who is a

[00:14:59] A looper

[00:15:00] Or he

[00:15:02] He essentially

[00:15:03] Closes loops

[00:15:04] In the future

[00:15:05] I was just thinking

[00:15:06] I don't know if he's ever called a looper

[00:15:07] In the future

[00:15:08] They are

[00:15:09] But he is

[00:15:10] In the future

[00:15:11] Shut up

[00:15:12] I know they close loops

[00:15:14] In the future

[00:15:15] They've discovered time travel

[00:15:17] There is an organized crime division

[00:15:19] That sends

[00:15:20] I think it's an assassin

[00:15:21] That sends people from the future

[00:15:23] Back in time to be killed

[00:15:25] Those people who are loopers

[00:15:26] No questions asked

[00:15:27] And they're assassins, right?

[00:15:28] Yeah, they're assassins

[00:15:29] They're sent back into the past

[00:15:31] With like money attached to them

[00:15:34] Bars, metal, like these bars

[00:15:35] That are worth money

[00:15:36] The person that's about to be killed

[00:15:38] Is sent back in time

[00:15:39] Money straps them as a payment

[00:15:41] For the person who's closing the looper

[00:15:42] Like I said, hard to explain

[00:15:43] So Joseph Gordon Leavitt

[00:15:44] It's not though

[00:15:45] Joseph Gordon Leavitt kills them

[00:15:46] Gets money, that's the kind of thing

[00:15:47] But however

[00:15:48] What this means is that

[00:15:50] Sometimes there are

[00:15:52] The version of yourself from the past

[00:15:54] Gets sent from the future

[00:15:56] And you end up killing yourself

[00:15:58] And that's what they call closing the loop

[00:16:00] So that there's no evidence

[00:16:01] That you ever did what you did

[00:16:03] Yeah, and then

[00:16:04] So then you take all the money you've earned

[00:16:05] And you live the rest of your life

[00:16:06] Up until you die

[00:16:07] Yeah, but what happens to Joseph Gordon Leavitt

[00:16:09] Is when his future self is sent back

[00:16:11] Which is Bruce Willis

[00:16:12] Which I didn't think was great casting

[00:16:14] I like Bruce Willis better than I like

[00:16:16] Joseph Gordon Leavitt

[00:16:17] In that I just didn't think they looked

[00:16:19] A lot alike

[00:16:20] Yeah, and they tried to fix it

[00:16:21] With some Noah's work

[00:16:22] Which is a little weird

[00:16:23] But Joseph Gordon Leavitt did do a decent job

[00:16:25] I think though of, you know

[00:16:26] I don't prefer Joseph Gordon Leavitt

[00:16:29] In these type of roles

[00:16:30] I like Joseph Gordon Leavitt

[00:16:31] I just didn't love him in this role

[00:16:33] I like him in this role

[00:16:34] Do you?

[00:16:35] Yeah

[00:16:36] I just didn't love him

[00:16:37] He's a good actor

[00:16:38] So what do you think about the movie overall?

[00:16:39] I thought it was fun

[00:16:40] I didn't think

[00:16:41] Like it's not a film that I loved

[00:16:45] But I liked it

[00:16:46] It was fun

[00:16:47] I enjoyed it

[00:16:48] I really really like Emily Blunt

[00:16:51] I don't know if I've told you this

[00:16:53] But I have a big crush on Emily Blunt

[00:16:55] This is a 10-year younger Emily Blunt

[00:16:57] And still looks great

[00:16:59] I mean just so much fun

[00:17:00] What I liked about this film is

[00:17:02] You get a glimpse of the rise of Paul Dano

[00:17:06] Who is a lot younger obviously here

[00:17:09] But he wasn't a big deal in 2012

[00:17:11] What, yeah, was he?

[00:17:12] Like Joseph Gordon Leavitt was

[00:17:14] It's not that he wasn't a big deal yet

[00:17:17] But like he had already done a little Miss Sunshine

[00:17:19] He was good in that

[00:17:20] It's kind of an indie film

[00:17:21] It did well but you know

[00:17:23] It was very popular in the movie

[00:17:24] Yeah

[00:17:25] But yeah, he was still kind of up and coming

[00:17:27] Around this time

[00:17:28] Yeah I would put that to be like

[00:17:30] He's not unknown

[00:17:31] He's just up and coming

[00:17:32] He hasn't had a lot of work

[00:17:33] Yeah but

[00:17:34] At the national level

[00:17:35] He's had such a rise since then

[00:17:37] Right

[00:17:38] And he's such a good actor

[00:17:39] I love any movie that Jeff Dano is in

[00:17:42] And he does great in this

[00:17:44] Piper Paraboot forgot about until I saw this

[00:17:47] She was a lot of fun

[00:17:48] I thought it was a fun movie

[00:17:49] And actually it's a great action movie

[00:17:51] I watched this with a former guest of the podcast

[00:17:54] My son Finn

[00:17:55] And he actually really loved this film

[00:17:57] That's what he should

[00:17:58] Yeah because Finn's the one who has taste

[00:18:00] Yeah he does

[00:18:01] Finn can come back and be the replacement for Nate Lux

[00:18:03] I don't know what your problem is

[00:18:04] This is a great movie

[00:18:05] It's fine

[00:18:06] It's fine

[00:18:07] When you say the word fun though

[00:18:08] You say it like you're saying fine

[00:18:09] And I don't like that

[00:18:10] Yeah I don't like either

[00:18:11] It's fun

[00:18:12] Don't use fun

[00:18:13] More than fun

[00:18:14] It's very good

[00:18:15] I'm used to Ryan Johnson

[00:18:16] Making great films

[00:18:17] This is a great film

[00:18:18] He did

[00:18:19] He made a great film

[00:18:20] No Knives Out is a great film

[00:18:22] This is a good film

[00:18:23] Looper is a great film

[00:18:24] It is not a great film

[00:18:25] It is a good film

[00:18:26] 100% a great film

[00:18:27] I like this film

[00:18:28] Looper is very good

[00:18:29] You like this but it's Knives Out?

[00:18:30] No

[00:18:31] But they're two different movies

[00:18:32] Of course it is

[00:18:33] No but Knives Out is a better film

[00:18:35] No you can say

[00:18:36] You can say

[00:18:37] You can say that this movie

[00:18:38] Wins the Gold Medal and so does

[00:18:40] Knives Out

[00:18:41] Yeah

[00:18:42] One doesn't have to come second

[00:18:44] They can both be very very good movies

[00:18:46] But one is a great movie

[00:18:47] They're both great movies

[00:18:48] Yeah they're both great movies

[00:18:49] No they're not both great

[00:18:50] No they are though

[00:18:51] No I asked somebody

[00:18:52] They're not

[00:18:54] Looper is a great movie

[00:18:55] Brother's Bloom is a great movie

[00:18:56] Star Wars Let's Shed Eyes is a great movie

[00:18:58] Knives Out is a great movie

[00:18:59] Ryan Johnson is a great director

[00:19:00] Yeah

[00:19:01] Have you seen Brick?

[00:19:02] Yeah he's a great

[00:19:03] I've not seen Brick I don't think

[00:19:04] Brick is so good

[00:19:05] Is it?

[00:19:06] Yeah

[00:19:07] I saw another film

[00:19:08] Co-host of a movie podcast

[00:19:09] Yeah it doesn't even like movies anymore

[00:19:10] I saw another film

[00:19:11] A film that I watched today

[00:19:13] Before we recorded this

[00:19:15] Another film I watched with

[00:19:17] Son Finn

[00:19:18] He usually is down to whatever film

[00:19:20] I need to watch

[00:19:21] I watch it with his head

[00:19:23] A film called Gold

[00:19:25] Goooood

[00:19:27] I love Gold

[00:19:29] Pipe in a pancake

[00:19:31] Bungin' a Blitz

[00:19:33] This is kind of a pipe in a crepe

[00:19:35] I thought it was pipe in a pancake

[00:19:36] Because there's the alliteration

[00:19:37] No

[00:19:38] Nope I'm wrong

[00:19:39] It's Smoke in a Pancake

[00:19:40] Yeah Smoke in a Pancake

[00:19:41] Bungin' a Blitz

[00:19:42] Bungin' a Blins Pipe in a Crepe

[00:19:43] Okay fine

[00:19:44] So Garne Waffle

[00:19:45] That's from Goldfinger

[00:19:48] It's been well documented on this podcast

[00:19:50] I have a crush on Bryce Dallas Howard

[00:19:51] And you gave me a film with Bryce Dallas Howard

[00:19:53] I didn't even remember that

[00:19:54] Grateful for that

[00:19:55] I just remembered Matthew McConaughey's performance

[00:19:57] In this movie

[00:19:58] Matthew McConaughey

[00:19:59] He's got some hair issues in this

[00:20:00] No it's got some incredible hair issues in this

[00:20:02] So this is about a story

[00:20:04] Where Matthew McConaughey

[00:20:06] It opens up with him

[00:20:08] Kind of Craig T. Nelson

[00:20:10] Is his dad and he admires his dad

[00:20:12] Owns his company

[00:20:13] And you can just tell

[00:20:14] He just loves his dad

[00:20:15] And then fast forward

[00:20:17] His dad dies

[00:20:18] And it was 8, 10, 15 years

[00:20:20] I don't know what it is

[00:20:21] And all the wealth that his family has built

[00:20:23] And made is gone

[00:20:25] And Matthew McConaughey

[00:20:26] Is clearly not the man that his dad was

[00:20:29] And he's trying to

[00:20:31] Last ditch effort

[00:20:32] Yeah get money

[00:20:33] Like salvage this

[00:20:36] And he ends up

[00:20:39] Have you seen this man?

[00:20:40] I haven't seen gold

[00:20:41] Oh really

[00:20:42] So he ends up essentially

[00:20:43] I think Indonesia was the country

[00:20:45] And he's trying to find gold there

[00:20:48] And trying to open a gold mine

[00:20:50] And he gets malaria

[00:20:52] And he gets really sick

[00:20:54] And at this time

[00:20:55] This

[00:20:57] What is the rock

[00:21:00] Geologist

[00:21:01] The geologist who's played by

[00:21:04] Adru Ramirez

[00:21:06] I don't know him

[00:21:07] Edgar Ramirez

[00:21:08] Edgar Ramirez

[00:21:09] He plays him

[00:21:10] And the geologist

[00:21:12] So he wakes up from this kind of

[00:21:13] Stupor, this sickness from having malaria

[00:21:15] Says good news

[00:21:16] We found the gold mine

[00:21:19] And they've got this gold mine

[00:21:20] That they can make money off

[00:21:21] He goes back to America

[00:21:22] Gets really really wealthy

[00:21:24] Lives this life

[00:21:25] And then

[00:21:27] It essentially all comes tumbling down

[00:21:29] Because the gold mine is not

[00:21:31] Can I spoil that or no?

[00:21:32] I mean Brad

[00:21:33] Are you ever going to watch this movie?

[00:21:34] Yeah probably

[00:21:35] You actually should watch this movie

[00:21:36] It's a lot of fun

[00:21:37] I actually really like this

[00:21:38] Movie of a desperate man

[00:21:41] Matthew McConaughey is freaking great

[00:21:43] That's why I wanted you to watch this

[00:21:45] His performances

[00:21:46] I actually like this man

[00:21:47] Loubert

[00:21:48] Wonderful

[00:21:49] So it's a story of a desperate man

[00:21:51] That comes from a background

[00:21:53] That he just wasn't ever set up to take over

[00:21:56] And lets it all burn

[00:21:58] Sometimes companies

[00:22:00] Sometimes people take over companies

[00:22:02] From their dad

[00:22:03] They're not half the man their dad was

[00:22:05] And the company is struggling

[00:22:07] I know exactly what you're talking about

[00:22:09] So anyway

[00:22:10] This movie is called Aluminum

[00:22:11] By the way

[00:22:12] I love that Ben knew exactly where I was going

[00:22:14] Did you say what he said?

[00:22:15] This movie is called Aluminum

[00:22:17] Anyway

[00:22:18] But no it's the rise and fall

[00:22:20] A couple of times of this guy

[00:22:21] That's basically what this whole movie is

[00:22:23] But the malaria performances

[00:22:24] And like the stupor

[00:22:25] And like the kind of

[00:22:26] That acting is very very well done

[00:22:28] And his communication with

[00:22:29] Edgar Ramirez's character

[00:22:31] Is those scenes are great

[00:22:33] It's just a lot of

[00:22:35] How money changes people

[00:22:37] It's not just searching for money

[00:22:40] He's searching for a life

[00:22:42] He's searching for identity

[00:22:43] Because that's what he had before

[00:22:45] He wants to be who he was before

[00:22:47] And he wants to be his dad

[00:22:48] And this time though

[00:22:49] He wants to have earned it

[00:22:50] So it's a lot of fun

[00:22:52] And I was a little surprised

[00:22:53] When I looked at the Rotten Tomatoes score

[00:22:55] It's not that high

[00:22:56] It's like 45%

[00:22:57] It's a lover thing

[00:22:58] But I really like this film

[00:22:59] It was a lot of fun

[00:23:00] He has to see what Brad thinks

[00:23:01] Okay

[00:23:02] Maybe I'll watch it sometime

[00:23:03] Again, if you do it in New York

[00:23:05] Maybe I'll watch it sometime

[00:23:06] Maybe I'll give it a look see

[00:23:07] Me and Taylor Swift

[00:23:08] We're gonna watch this together

[00:23:09] It was a film called

[00:23:10] Again, if you've not seen it

[00:23:12] It's a film called

[00:23:13] Goood

[00:23:16] And I think that's all I've seen

[00:23:18] Since our last podcast

[00:23:19] How about you, Braddy?

[00:23:20] The last movie I saw

[00:23:22] Oh wait wait wait

[00:23:23] No no no

[00:23:24] Sorry come back to me

[00:23:25] We have trailers

[00:23:26] But I saw Beekeeper

[00:23:27] Okay yeah okay

[00:23:29] We don't have to talk about it

[00:23:30] If you don't want to

[00:23:31] You can talk about it

[00:23:33] So I saw the Beekeeper

[00:23:35] For those of you who are the first time listeners

[00:23:37] I've just seen twice

[00:23:38] Did you see it again?

[00:23:39] No I mean I just watched it back to back

[00:23:41] And I watched it again

[00:23:42] Yeah we talked about it in a lot of episodes

[00:23:44] You should make that

[00:23:45] Did you see it?

[00:23:46] No I haven't seen it yet

[00:23:47] Okay so the Beekeeper

[00:23:48] Film out right now

[00:23:49] You should see it

[00:23:50] It's ridiculous

[00:23:51] It's so silly

[00:23:52] It's so ridiculous

[00:23:53] It starts Jason Statham

[00:23:54] And a bunch of actors

[00:23:55] That you've seen but you don't know

[00:23:57] Because the budget is not real

[00:23:58] But Felicia were shot

[00:23:59] People know who Jeremy Irons is

[00:24:01] People know who

[00:24:02] Josh Hedgerson is

[00:24:03] Pretty big names

[00:24:04] Josh Hedgerson is really interesting

[00:24:05] Because I think he plays like a

[00:24:06] 20 year old in this

[00:24:07] Yeah he plays somebody

[00:24:08] Decently young

[00:24:09] He always looks 20 though

[00:24:10] I know but he's like 34 now

[00:24:12] Yeah but he's in Five Nights at

[00:24:13] Freddy's and he plays like

[00:24:14] 15 nights at 7 or 22

[00:24:15] At this point

[00:24:16] How long can you be 20

[00:24:18] I told Brad

[00:24:19] As long as he looks that good

[00:24:20] Maybe I said it's on air

[00:24:21] And maybe I just said it

[00:24:22] In a private message to Brad

[00:24:24] It's one of those movies that

[00:24:26] Is

[00:24:27] At the same time

[00:24:29] More wildly audacious

[00:24:31] Than I thought it was plot wise

[00:24:33] But also exactly what I expected

[00:24:35] And I texted you guys

[00:24:36] I'm like so you're telling me

[00:24:38] So in this film

[00:24:40] The president is involved

[00:24:41] Spoilers

[00:24:42] Yeah the president is involved

[00:24:44] Not Joe Bribell

[00:24:45] But

[00:24:46] So the president's involved

[00:24:49] And he

[00:24:51] Or the president

[00:24:52] Leave it spoiler free here buddy

[00:24:54] But

[00:24:55] You can imagine all the security

[00:24:57] Around a president

[00:24:58] Exactly

[00:24:59] Add to levels of CIA and FBI

[00:25:01] And other people

[00:25:02] And the beekeeper just tears

[00:25:03] For it

[00:25:04] And Jason say them

[00:25:05] Doesn't even break

[00:25:06] That sweat

[00:25:07] That's his job

[00:25:08] Yeah

[00:25:09] And so

[00:25:10] And that's what you want

[00:25:11] You just want all

[00:25:12] And there's such great choreography

[00:25:13] It's just so silly

[00:25:14] And over the top

[00:25:15] It's silly and wonderful

[00:25:16] I loved it

[00:25:17] Perfect

[00:25:18] Alright now you Brad

[00:25:19] I was treated to a movie today

[00:25:22] Oh boy

[00:25:23] It's one that everybody's been talking about

[00:25:25] It's one that everyone's really excited to see

[00:25:27] People are saying

[00:25:29] Oscar winner?

[00:25:30] I'm gonna say

[00:25:31] Awards winner

[00:25:32] I'm gonna say

[00:25:33] Awards winner

[00:25:34] I'm gonna say

[00:25:35] Box office champion

[00:25:36] I'm gonna say

[00:25:37] Critically acclaimed

[00:25:38] None of those things apply to this movie

[00:25:40] Yeah

[00:25:41] I'm gonna say those

[00:25:42] Because I saw

[00:25:43] Madame Webb

[00:25:44] The latest attempt by Sony

[00:25:46] To cap it off

[00:25:47] And I was like

[00:25:48] I'm gonna say

[00:25:49] I'm gonna say

[00:25:50] I'm gonna say

[00:25:51] The latest attempt by Sony

[00:25:52] To capitalize on the roster

[00:25:54] Of characters from Spider-Man comics

[00:25:56] Characters who aren't Spider-Man

[00:25:58] And so far they've been mostly

[00:26:00] Misses

[00:26:01] They tried with Morbius

[00:26:03] Venom has been their most successful

[00:26:06] And that's saying something

[00:26:07] Because Venom's still fraught

[00:26:09] With plenty of problems

[00:26:10] Yeah and the sequel is not very good

[00:26:12] And this is the latest attempt

[00:26:13] Dakota Johnson stars in this

[00:26:14] And she plays a character

[00:26:16] That does come from Marvel Comics

[00:26:17] From Spider-Man

[00:26:18] And it's this character

[00:26:19] Who can basically see

[00:26:22] The future and then

[00:26:24] I thought you were gonna say

[00:26:25] You could see webs

[00:26:26] Can thus adjust her life

[00:26:29] According to the things that happen

[00:26:30] It's kind of like a snippet

[00:26:32] Groundhog Day situation

[00:26:33] Where she lives through something

[00:26:35] Sees what's about to happen

[00:26:36] And then she can kind of react

[00:26:37] And stop it from happening

[00:26:38] And so she sees that there's this guy

[00:26:40] Who's trying to kill these three

[00:26:42] Teenage girls

[00:26:43] Played by Sidney Sweeney

[00:26:45] And Celeste O'Connor

[00:26:46] And Isabella Merced

[00:26:48] And in the future

[00:26:50] They're all going to be

[00:26:51] Spider people

[00:26:52] And they are all characters

[00:26:53] From Marvel Comics as well

[00:26:55] And there's this guy who worked

[00:26:58] This is the line

[00:27:00] Is this all necessary

[00:27:02] To talk about that?

[00:27:04] We talked about the trailer before

[00:27:06] I'm actually interested

[00:27:07] Go ahead

[00:27:08] The villain of the movie

[00:27:09] Is a guy who worked with

[00:27:10] Dakota Johnson's character's mother

[00:27:11] In the Amazon

[00:27:12] When she was researching spiders

[00:27:13] Right before she died

[00:27:15] Of course

[00:27:16] That famous line from the trailer

[00:27:17] And so he betrayed her

[00:27:18] Because he wanted to get the spider

[00:27:19] To give himself these abilities

[00:27:22] And so he's basically like

[00:27:24] An evil Spider-Man

[00:27:25] But he can't sling webs or anything

[00:27:26] He's Madame Dark Web

[00:27:28] Sure

[00:27:29] And so he's trying to kill

[00:27:32] You know what?

[00:27:33] Next time I'm just saying

[00:27:34] Fuck you, Ben

[00:27:35] They appreciate you giving me that

[00:27:37] But like

[00:27:38] Fuck you, Ben

[00:27:39] He's trying to kill these women

[00:27:41] And she sees it

[00:27:42] She stops it

[00:27:43] And so then she's trying to help them

[00:27:46] And this movie is just a real

[00:27:47] Beg of Dick's

[00:27:48] It's bad, isn't it?

[00:27:49] It's awful

[00:27:50] It's a morbid level bad

[00:27:52] Do they do that?

[00:27:53] Is it kind of like the thing

[00:27:54] From the Rick and Morty episode

[00:27:55] With the Death Crystals

[00:27:56] Where she can just constantly see

[00:27:58] Or does she have to live it first?

[00:27:59] She lives it first

[00:28:00] Okay

[00:28:01] And that's the thing is like

[00:28:02] It's done in such a way

[00:28:03] That it's not necessarily visually

[00:28:05] Interesting

[00:28:06] It's kind of just annoying

[00:28:07] You know it's coming

[00:28:08] That's the show

[00:28:09] So even the direction

[00:28:10] Is that great?

[00:28:11] No, not at all

[00:28:12] The story is crap

[00:28:13] The villain is terrible

[00:28:14] They did this weird thing

[00:28:15] Where the villain

[00:28:16] He has

[00:28:17] I think it's like a Spanish accent

[00:28:19] Or something

[00:28:20] Do you know who wrote this film?

[00:28:21] The same people that wrote Morbius

[00:28:23] Yeah, of course

[00:28:25] But they clearly ADR'd

[00:28:27] Every single one of his lines

[00:28:29] Oh, no

[00:28:30] And to the point where

[00:28:32] Most of the time

[00:28:33] His lips don't even match

[00:28:34] Yeah, or they're not even

[00:28:35] Showing his face when he's talking

[00:28:36] So to make it easier

[00:28:38] So that's super annoying

[00:28:39] Sharring him

[00:28:40] It's just bad

[00:28:42] It's just bad

[00:28:43] It was really bad

[00:28:45] So when you go to these press screenings

[00:28:47] Not all the time, but sometimes

[00:28:48] They have publicists there

[00:28:50] And afterwards they want to get

[00:28:52] Reactions from people

[00:28:54] And they don't always catch me

[00:28:56] Sometimes I just go

[00:28:57] And I don't want to deal with it

[00:28:58] Even if I like the movie

[00:28:59] I don't know how to go out of my way

[00:29:00] To do it

[00:29:01] But this time

[00:29:02] You sought them out

[00:29:03] He stopped me

[00:29:04] And I was like

[00:29:05] Oh, no

[00:29:06] And so he was like

[00:29:07] So what did you think?

[00:29:08] I go Rob

[00:29:09] I'm sorry

[00:29:10] This movie was awful

[00:29:11] It was boring

[00:29:12] It's just not good

[00:29:13] And he's like

[00:29:14] Alright, thanks

[00:29:15] Oh, yeah

[00:29:16] I'm gonna get fired tomorrow

[00:29:17] But thanks, buddy

[00:29:18] So Brad

[00:29:19] Give me an insider

[00:29:20] Into how this happens

[00:29:21] So these people that wrote this film

[00:29:23] Matt, Sazama and Burke Sharpless

[00:29:26] Is their name

[00:29:27] Also wrote

[00:29:28] Dracula and told

[00:29:29] The Last Witch Hunter

[00:29:30] God's of Egypt

[00:29:31] Power Rangers

[00:29:32] Morbius and Madame Webb

[00:29:34] How do these people

[00:29:35] Six or seven great movies

[00:29:36] How do you still keep getting work?

[00:29:38] How do these two guys

[00:29:40] Keep on getting work

[00:29:41] That's what I don't understand

[00:29:42] Like, give the three of us

[00:29:44] Jokers

[00:29:45] Hold on, hold on, hold on

[00:29:46] I will say

[00:29:47] From our other podcast

[00:29:48] The 10 to 1

[00:29:50] Let's be honest

[00:29:52] A movie goes through a lot of iterations

[00:29:53] From the script

[00:29:54] And so you can write a good script

[00:29:56] That gets manhandled by

[00:29:57] All of the studios

[00:29:58] This studio in particular

[00:29:59] Is not great about producing these movies

[00:30:01] So I'm not gonna lay them down

[00:30:03] I'm sorry

[00:30:04] But Morbius could have never

[00:30:05] Had a good script

[00:30:06] Morbius could have never

[00:30:07] Any project could have a good script

[00:30:08] Morbius didn't

[00:30:09] There's no way

[00:30:10] There is a way

[00:30:11] Or that director is so poor

[00:30:13] Because the movie

[00:30:14] I'm sorry Nate

[00:30:15] But the movie Barbie

[00:30:16] Had a great script

[00:30:17] And it's about fucking Barbie

[00:30:18] Like the content doesn't matter

[00:30:20] You can make a great script

[00:30:21] Out of anything

[00:30:22] Any project

[00:30:23] Any property can be made good

[00:30:25] You would think that one of those

[00:30:26] Films

[00:30:27] So I'm just saying

[00:30:28] It's not maybe all their fault

[00:30:30] But obviously

[00:30:31] If you've got that many in a row

[00:30:32] That are just shitty movies

[00:30:33] They've not made a good one

[00:30:34] Maybe you didn't start with gold

[00:30:35] To begin with

[00:30:36] Yeah, I mean it's

[00:30:38] They always say

[00:30:39] You can't make a good movie

[00:30:41] Out of a bad script

[00:30:42] But you can take a good script

[00:30:43] And turn it into a shitty movie

[00:30:45] I'm not saying that those

[00:30:47] Scripts probably could have been

[00:30:48] Good movies in whatever form

[00:30:50] They ended up using

[00:30:51] You know, necessarily

[00:30:52] And honestly some of those

[00:30:54] Movies do have redeeming qualities

[00:30:56] Which one specifically?

[00:30:58] I didn't hate Power Rangers

[00:30:59] Power Rangers

[00:31:00] I would say the

[00:31:02] High school stuff

[00:31:04] Is really good in Power Rangers

[00:31:05] I didn't think that the Power Rangers

[00:31:06] Have actually worked all that well

[00:31:07] I kind of hated the suit design

[00:31:08] I thought the action was crap

[00:31:10] It's their highest rated film though

[00:31:11] That's also the two things you hated

[00:31:13] Were not script related really

[00:31:15] No, that's not necessarily true

[00:31:17] Well...

[00:31:18] The suit design

[00:31:20] The suit design is not

[00:31:21] But there is a way to write

[00:31:23] I mean, you know, bad action

[00:31:25] But like

[00:31:26] If you have this set piece

[00:31:27] And then we can't shoot it that way

[00:31:29] For a budget reason we gotta do this

[00:31:30] That's something where I can easily defend a writer

[00:31:32] To say they don't have control of that

[00:31:34] But yeah, in general, yeah

[00:31:36] Not the best writers

[00:31:37] Not a good track record

[00:31:39] I will say though

[00:31:41] That these two developed

[00:31:43] Which was successful

[00:31:44] The Netflix series

[00:31:46] Lost in Space

[00:31:47] Which was pretty successful

[00:31:49] For Netflix

[00:31:50] I haven't watched it but I hated it here

[00:31:51] It was good

[00:31:52] Was that the first thing they did?

[00:31:53] No

[00:31:55] See that's the thing

[00:31:56] Sometimes when you hit like

[00:31:58] Lightning in a bottle

[00:31:59] Right and then they're like

[00:32:00] Oh well, we're gonna sign you

[00:32:01] To a development deal based on that

[00:32:02] And here's the next four things we need to work on

[00:32:04] And then maybe two more after that

[00:32:06] Out of the goodness of somebody's heart

[00:32:08] Yeah, of course

[00:32:09] So yeah, Madame Webb

[00:32:10] Fuck that movie

[00:32:11] Not even any credit scenes

[00:32:13] There's not even anything

[00:32:14] It always felt like just a separate movie

[00:32:16] That I don't know why they're releasing

[00:32:18] There's not even anything like

[00:32:19] Aggregiously referencing

[00:32:21] Like anything from like the Spider-Man movies

[00:32:23] Or anything like that

[00:32:24] To make it that level of like

[00:32:26] Fine or like you need to see it

[00:32:28] The one thing that they do try

[00:32:29] And I won't say what it is

[00:32:30] Cause it's like

[00:32:31] You didn't say it, nobody's gonna watch this

[00:32:32] It's quote unquote spoiler

[00:32:33] But like they try to tie in

[00:32:36] Peter Parker's parents basically

[00:32:39] But they never go out of their way

[00:32:40] To actually say Peter Parker

[00:32:43] They kind of like tease it

[00:32:44] And never deliver on it

[00:32:45] This is maybe just a non Hollywood

[00:32:48] You know dumb guy asking this

[00:32:50] They own the rights

[00:32:51] Were they not allowed to

[00:32:52] No no they could

[00:32:53] I think that they were just

[00:32:54] Being playful about it

[00:32:55] But it also just feels like

[00:32:56] The kind of thing where it's just like

[00:32:57] Maybe they wanted to give themselves

[00:32:59] An out so like oh maybe it's not Peter

[00:33:01] Maybe it's like an alternate dimension

[00:33:02] Kind of thing

[00:33:03] But at this point if I'm a studio executive

[00:33:05] That's doing this

[00:33:06] I'm all in right

[00:33:07] How much can we get away with

[00:33:09] Mentioning Spider-Man

[00:33:11] Can we say Tom Holland in the movie

[00:33:12] Like you know

[00:33:13] Rep is much success into this movie

[00:33:16] From other properties as you can

[00:33:18] You're not doing yourself any favors

[00:33:20] By being coy here

[00:33:21] It's bad

[00:33:22] Anyway

[00:33:23] I also watched a movie

[00:33:27] Whoa

[00:33:28] What?

[00:33:29] No

[00:33:30] A movie

[00:33:31] Moving pictures

[00:33:32] A movie

[00:33:33] Was it a talkie

[00:33:34] I watched Five Nights at Freddy's

[00:33:36] What'd you think

[00:33:37] I thought it was weird

[00:33:39] I thought it was weird

[00:33:42] Finn and his buddies went to see us in the theater

[00:33:44] And he was like

[00:33:45] He didn't like it right

[00:33:46] He said it's mid

[00:33:47] It's mid

[00:33:48] No cap

[00:33:49] It was not entirely what I was expecting

[00:33:50] I'm familiar with the video game series

[00:33:51] And they did incorporate some stuff into it

[00:33:53] But there was like a whole deeper story

[00:33:55] That I was not anticipating

[00:33:56] Involving in dream theory and stuff

[00:33:58] This is why you brought up

[00:33:59] Josh Hutcherson, isn't it

[00:34:00] It was

[00:34:01] He was fresh in my mind

[00:34:02] But yeah

[00:34:03] So like animatronics were cool

[00:34:05] And for a PG-13 movie

[00:34:06] They did some creepy stuff

[00:34:07] That was fun

[00:34:08] But yeah

[00:34:10] It's too long for its own good

[00:34:12] This movie didn't need to be

[00:34:13] Two hours long by any means

[00:34:14] But yeah

[00:34:15] It was

[00:34:16] They said the one with Nick Cage

[00:34:18] Was a better film

[00:34:19] Will he's Wonderland?

[00:34:21] Yeah

[00:34:22] There's just some really weird

[00:34:23] Leaps and logic

[00:34:25] That don't make sense

[00:34:26] As far as like those things

[00:34:27] That certain characters do

[00:34:28] I'm just like

[00:34:29] That's not how anyone would

[00:34:30] React in that situation

[00:34:31] Does this go after the same market

[00:34:33] Let's say of like a Goosebumps

[00:34:34] Or like scary stories

[00:34:36] That tell in the dark

[00:34:37] It's more dark than that

[00:34:38] I would say it's more scary stories

[00:34:39] That tell in the dark

[00:34:40] But like it's still somewhere

[00:34:41] In the middle

[00:34:42] Because it's not as intense

[00:34:43] As scary stories tell in the dark

[00:34:44] It's not as light

[00:34:45] Childish as Goosebumps

[00:34:47] Have you seen the new Goosebumps

[00:34:49] Series on Disney Plus at all?

[00:34:51] That one is a little more

[00:34:52] I will say

[00:34:53] Edgy

[00:34:54] For Disney Plus

[00:34:55] But yeah

[00:34:56] I would say this

[00:34:57] This probably falls somewhere in between

[00:34:58] Alright

[00:34:59] So I didn't hate it

[00:35:00] Didn't love it

[00:35:01] You know it was just

[00:35:02] Just kind of a weird movie

[00:35:03] Corrosionally very successful

[00:35:04] Yeah of course

[00:35:05] Big movie for the kids out there

[00:35:06] I also watched

[00:35:08] The Greatest Night in Pop

[00:35:09] Which is a documentary on Netflix

[00:35:11] That is very cool

[00:35:12] How is that?

[00:35:13] I wanted to see that

[00:35:14] So this is about the night

[00:35:15] That they got

[00:35:17] A bunch of the most famous musicians

[00:35:19] Ever together

[00:35:20] To record that song

[00:35:21] We Are the World

[00:35:22] We are the world

[00:35:23] Yeah Michael Jackson

[00:35:24] Quincy Jones

[00:35:25] Stevie Wonder

[00:35:26] Paul Simon

[00:35:27] Kenny Rogers

[00:35:28] Kenny Loggins

[00:35:29] Huey Lewis

[00:35:30] Tina Turner

[00:35:31] We know

[00:35:32] I'm gonna list everybody

[00:35:33] Bruce Springsteen

[00:35:34] Bruce Springsteen

[00:35:35] Bob Dylan

[00:35:36] Who do you think was the most

[00:35:37] Out of place person?

[00:35:38] Dan Eckroyd

[00:35:39] And I'm not joking

[00:35:40] No no

[00:35:41] So that's kind of a famous thing

[00:35:42] Yeah

[00:35:43] Is it like

[00:35:44] Dan Eckroyd's in there

[00:35:45] And yes he was very popular

[00:35:46] And they don't ever explain

[00:35:47] Why he's there

[00:35:48] But not really as a musician

[00:35:49] They don't even mention him

[00:35:50] Being there by name

[00:35:51] And even footage

[00:35:52] You're like

[00:35:53] Wait what the fuck is Dan Eckroyd there?

[00:35:54] So Mike Ryan

[00:35:55] Who's a friend of mine

[00:35:56] He's a reporter for Up Rocks

[00:35:57] And he did an interview

[00:35:59] With the director of this movie

[00:36:00] And he actually asked about it

[00:36:01] And they actually did

[00:36:02] Dan Eckroyd snuck on this

[00:36:04] Set that date

[00:36:05] They had a small part

[00:36:06] Where they did explain

[00:36:07] Basically why

[00:36:08] Dan Eckroyd was there

[00:36:09] But they felt like

[00:36:10] It kind of interrupted

[00:36:11] The flow of the larger movie

[00:36:12] And it was such a specific thing

[00:36:13] Yeah

[00:36:14] They didn't really need to

[00:36:15] Like dive into it

[00:36:16] So it's not even a story

[00:36:17] It's just what you would assume

[00:36:18] At this time

[00:36:19] Dan Eckroyd was a successful

[00:36:21] Recording artist

[00:36:22] Because of the Blues Brothers

[00:36:23] Yes, yes, yes

[00:36:24] It was in 1985

[00:36:25] So it was the Blues Brothers

[00:36:26] And as far as Dan Eckroyd remembers

[00:36:27] He happened to be nearby

[00:36:29] Because he was looking for

[00:36:30] A new business manager

[00:36:32] I think

[00:36:33] And he met with somebody

[00:36:34] And the person he met with

[00:36:35] Wasn't a business manager

[00:36:36] They were talent manager

[00:36:37] And they were like

[00:36:38] Well hey they're doing this

[00:36:39] We are the world thing

[00:36:40] Nearby

[00:36:41] If you want to go and do it

[00:36:42] And he's like

[00:36:43] Yeah sure whatever

[00:36:44] And again

[00:36:45] We talk about that sometimes

[00:36:46] On our other podcasts

[00:36:47] Again

[00:36:48] And sometimes you feel like

[00:36:49] Oh they must have been in New York

[00:36:50] Yeah

[00:36:51] And had availability

[00:36:52] Yeah exactly

[00:36:53] And so that

[00:36:54] Especially back then

[00:36:55] When you know

[00:36:56] You could just call somebody on a cell phone

[00:36:57] In 1985

[00:36:58] Be like where are you

[00:36:59] Like oh a publicist has to tell somebody

[00:37:00] That this person is in town

[00:37:01] And yeah that's one more

[00:37:02] We can add to the mix

[00:37:03] I'm sure that's what that was

[00:37:04] So it had to be something

[00:37:05] To get all these people though

[00:37:07] Oh my god

[00:37:08] Logistically back then

[00:37:09] That's a cool thing

[00:37:10] That the documentary is about

[00:37:11] So Lionel Richie is a producer

[00:37:12] On it

[00:37:13] He's one of the key people

[00:37:14] Who he wrote

[00:37:15] Co-wrote the song with Michael Jackson

[00:37:16] I've read to say him

[00:37:17] But he's one of the

[00:37:18] Major talking heads in this movie

[00:37:19] And so a lot of the movie

[00:37:21] Lionel Richie

[00:37:22] Yeah a lot of the movie

[00:37:23] Is him recounting how

[00:37:26] They not only how they wrote the song

[00:37:28] But how they determined

[00:37:29] And figured out

[00:37:30] How they were going to get

[00:37:31] Everybody together

[00:37:32] And so it's really cool

[00:37:33] Kind of to hear and they have

[00:37:34] Such great archival footage

[00:37:36] That they recorded when they did the

[00:37:38] Because they shot the music video

[00:37:39] And recorded the song at the same time

[00:37:41] So that's the only way

[00:37:42] To get everybody

[00:37:43] Oh so they're really singing

[00:37:44] In that video

[00:37:45] Yeah they really got them all

[00:37:46] Together in that one room

[00:37:47] For hours overnight

[00:37:49] After the American Music Awards

[00:37:51] One year in 1985

[00:37:53] And it's just them

[00:37:54] Talking about how they did it

[00:37:55] And they recorded extensively

[00:37:57] What was happening

[00:37:58] So it's like

[00:37:59] They know because and again

[00:38:00] Back then we talk about this a lot

[00:38:02] Where something blows up

[00:38:04] And you don't know that

[00:38:05] It was going to be famous

[00:38:06] So people threw away props

[00:38:07] From very famous movie

[00:38:08] This is something they knew

[00:38:09] Was going to be cute

[00:38:10] So like why would you

[00:38:11] Not record it right

[00:38:12] So yeah it's a really cool

[00:38:13] Documentary

[00:38:14] It's a lot of fun to

[00:38:15] It is yeah it's a breezy

[00:38:17] I'm not checking out then

[00:38:18] Yeah you should

[00:38:19] And I was assigned a movie

[00:38:21] About my good friend Nate

[00:38:22] It's a movie we talked about last time

[00:38:24] Because Ben and Nate had just seen it

[00:38:25] And Nate wanted me to see it

[00:38:27] And it's a movie called

[00:38:28] Self-Reliance

[00:38:29] Written and directed by

[00:38:30] Jake Johnson

[00:38:31] We talked about what it was about last time

[00:38:32] To give you a brief recap

[00:38:33] Jake Johnson gets asked into

[00:38:35] This dark web game show

[00:38:36] Where he has to stay

[00:38:37] Madam dark web

[00:38:38] Stay you fucking asshole

[00:38:39] He has to stay alive

[00:38:41] For 30 days

[00:38:42] There are these going to be these

[00:38:44] People that are trying to kill him

[00:38:45] But they can't kill him

[00:38:46] If he is constantly in close proximity

[00:38:48] To somebody

[00:38:49] And this is not a video game

[00:38:50] This is his real life

[00:38:51] This is real life

[00:38:52] Just a fun premise of a film

[00:38:53] And this is a really fun dark comedy too

[00:38:55] Did you like this

[00:38:56] I did I do think that

[00:38:58] In the end it doesn't quite

[00:39:00] Come together as like

[00:39:02] In as meaningful a way

[00:39:04] I think as Jake Johnson

[00:39:05] Maybe hoped

[00:39:06] Because I feel like it kind of

[00:39:08] It pitter's out a little bit

[00:39:10] At the end

[00:39:11] Yeah it does

[00:39:12] And I was hoping for a little bit more of like a

[00:39:14] Pay-off

[00:39:15] Yeah a pay-off

[00:39:16] Or like a more resonant like resolution

[00:39:19] I agree there because

[00:39:20] Maybe I didn't even talk about that

[00:39:21] Part of it last time

[00:39:22] You know now that we've all seen it right

[00:39:24] Yeah

[00:39:25] You know it

[00:39:26] Spoiler for the next 30 seconds

[00:39:28] You don't listen if you don't want to hear

[00:39:29] The ending of this movie

[00:39:30] But do see this film

[00:39:31] But do see this film

[00:39:33] He gets into the warehouse

[00:39:35] Where it all kind of ends

[00:39:36] The game he survives

[00:39:37] He wins

[00:39:38] And to me

[00:39:40] That's I don't think that Jake Johnson

[00:39:42] Looked at this as

[00:39:44] The audience is going to be waiting for a huge pay-off

[00:39:46] I don't think he looked at it through that lens

[00:39:48] Because if so he would have had something

[00:39:50] Way bigger happen at the end

[00:39:52] Well I think he did but for him

[00:39:54] I think that the bigger pay-off

[00:39:56] The big pay-off for him

[00:39:58] Was that his character grew

[00:40:00] Like that's the whole point

[00:40:01] And of course

[00:40:02] But he also was making two movies

[00:40:04] He's making a movie about self reliance

[00:40:06] Literally growth

[00:40:07] And being reliant on each other

[00:40:08] He's also making kind of an action movie

[00:40:10] And so when you're an action audience

[00:40:12] Like me, I'm the dumb guy

[00:40:13] That's looking at it through the lens of like

[00:40:15] This is a fun thing

[00:40:16] They're trying to kill him

[00:40:17] I wonder what happens at the end of the game

[00:40:18] It's not as successful a pay-off for me

[00:40:20] That it is for somebody who's looking at this

[00:40:21] Wow that character

[00:40:22] Reached some real emotional growth

[00:40:24] I understood that

[00:40:25] But also I was looking for the action side of it as well

[00:40:27] Yeah I wasn't necessarily disappointed

[00:40:29] That there wasn't an action pay-off

[00:40:31] I just felt like

[00:40:32] I wanted something a little more significant

[00:40:34] To happen I think

[00:40:35] I think we can both be right

[00:40:37] Sure

[00:40:38] And

[00:40:39] Do you want to also be right with us?

[00:40:41] You know it's interesting

[00:40:42] Because Jake Shansson was on

[00:40:43] The You Made It Weird podcast

[00:40:45] I may ask you a question

[00:40:46] But he talks about

[00:40:47] Well he talks about this

[00:40:49] This struggle with

[00:40:51] Not

[00:40:52] So he talks about

[00:40:53] He said if I could recreate the film now

[00:40:55] I would have made it slightly different

[00:40:57] And I think he's talking exactly about that

[00:40:59] About the ending

[00:41:00] I'd be, I would love to actually

[00:41:01] Be able to talk to him about that

[00:41:02] I'll call him

[00:41:03] I kind of like dig in

[00:41:04] I'll call him

[00:41:05] He's really proud of it

[00:41:06] He said there's some things now

[00:41:08] So not to get too deep in the woods

[00:41:10] He's talking about

[00:41:11] The audience's reaction to a film

[00:41:13] Needing to be a part of the creator's

[00:41:15] Response to creating the film

[00:41:17] Like that you actually have to think about

[00:41:19] How the audience receives the film

[00:41:21] We talked about this

[00:41:22] Yeah, I mentioned that a little bit

[00:41:24] So I think

[00:41:25] He didn't say directly

[00:41:26] It was the end

[00:41:27] I think it was the end

[00:41:28] Part that he was talking about

[00:41:29] Yeah

[00:41:30] But yeah it is very fun

[00:41:31] There's some like twisted comedy

[00:41:33] Anna Kendrick is great

[00:41:34] She is

[00:41:35] As always

[00:41:36] And there's some fun cameos

[00:41:37] In addition to Andy Samberg

[00:41:39] He's in the trailer

[00:41:40] But there's some other fun little bit parts

[00:41:41] I also like the dynamic

[00:41:42] Between him and his family

[00:41:44] Because normally you'll at least have one

[00:41:46] Of the siblings or one mom or where

[00:41:48] That really will be that supportive

[00:41:50] But he doesn't have that here

[00:41:51] Everybody's like

[00:41:52] What the fuck is this

[00:41:53] I'm at work

[00:41:54] What do you want

[00:41:55] You know

[00:41:56] But yeah it was enjoyable

[00:41:58] I liked it Nate

[00:41:59] That actor that plays

[00:42:00] The old guy that's with him

[00:42:04] Yeah

[00:42:05] Isn't that guy from

[00:42:07] I think you should leave

[00:42:08] Yes

[00:42:09] Okay thank you

[00:42:10] It's a real cosmic gumbo

[00:42:12] He's great

[00:42:13] Yes

[00:42:14] I just thought it was a fun film

[00:42:15] It was a fun concept

[00:42:16] And good for Jake Johnson

[00:42:17] For trying it

[00:42:18] Because you don't see a lot of films

[00:42:19] Direct or a big deal

[00:42:20] Like this

[00:42:21] Yeah good for him

[00:42:22] Honestly it's a solid opening effort for sure

[00:42:24] Yeah I enjoyed it

[00:42:26] I liked it

[00:42:27] Did he

[00:42:28] What impact did he have

[00:42:30] Behind the scenes on drinking buddies

[00:42:32] Was he part of that writing

[00:42:34] I mean it's improv but still

[00:42:35] So yeah that's the thing

[00:42:36] For drinking buddies

[00:42:37] That's one of those kind of like

[00:42:38] Mumblecore indie movies

[00:42:39] Where they basically improvised

[00:42:41] The entire script

[00:42:42] So technically a writer

[00:42:44] But did he come to the table

[00:42:46] With his friends or was he hired

[00:42:48] No I think that that's a duplas movie

[00:42:50] Okay yeah I was confused

[00:42:52] I know he's involved with it

[00:42:53] But I didn't know if he like

[00:42:54] The originator

[00:42:55] He's wrote a couple films

[00:42:57] The first one is Digging for Fire

[00:42:59] Did you guys see that one

[00:43:00] No but I remember hearing about it

[00:43:02] The other ones

[00:43:03] But I can say that too

[00:43:04] Win it all

[00:43:05] Did you guys see that one

[00:43:06] No I didn't but I heard about it

[00:43:07] Oh Joe Swanberg is the one who did

[00:43:09] Drinking Buddies and he's in

[00:43:10] Him and the duplas brothers are both

[00:43:12] Very famous for doing mumblecore

[00:43:13] He also did win it all

[00:43:14] The duplas brothers are fantastic

[00:43:17] They are

[00:43:18] And so Swanberg's good too

[00:43:19] Swanberg has done some good stuff

[00:43:20] He's done a more eclectic mix

[00:43:22] Of things I think

[00:43:23] Because he also

[00:43:24] He did Your Next

[00:43:25] He did

[00:43:27] Happy Christmas

[00:43:29] With Anna Kendrick as well

[00:43:30] Mark Duplass did the league

[00:43:33] Yes

[00:43:34] But he also did creep

[00:43:35] Correct

[00:43:36] And creep too

[00:43:37] And if you want to see range

[00:43:38] In an actor

[00:43:39] Yeah

[00:43:40] You watch an episode randomly

[00:43:42] Of the league and then you'll

[00:43:43] Pop in creep

[00:43:44] Yeah

[00:43:45] It's just so fucking awesome

[00:43:46] Yeah Mark Duplass has a lot of range

[00:43:47] He's incredible

[00:43:48] He's very funny but he also

[00:43:49] Can do a lot of weird shit

[00:43:50] Like creepy cringy

[00:43:51] Yeah yeah

[00:43:52] Did you guys see minks

[00:43:53] No

[00:43:54] I know what I heard about it

[00:43:55] No it's got like a 97%

[00:43:56] Around him

[00:43:57] HBO series

[00:43:58] Got cancelled

[00:43:59] Fuck off

[00:44:00] No I heard about it

[00:44:01] Where's Jake Johnson

[00:44:02] Yeah, where Jake Johnson was in it

[00:44:03] I heard good things

[00:44:05] What are you doing

[00:44:06] Kristen Wiig's character

[00:44:07] No but it was on

[00:44:08] HBO got cancelled

[00:44:09] Yeah so I was on HBO once too

[00:44:11] No I'm not saying that I was

[00:44:12] I'm saying that I know more than you

[00:44:13] And I know a lot about movies

[00:44:15] And I once had a main coat

[00:44:17] This is not the tender one

[00:44:19] No I know

[00:44:20] But it's the tender one in the morning

[00:44:21] Because we're running long

[00:44:22] So now we gotta get into this fucking trailer

[00:44:24] No you didn't talk about your films

[00:44:25] Yeah it's not tender one in the morning either

[00:44:26] Hey hey

[00:44:27] What film were you

[00:44:29] I didn't watch it

[00:44:31] What

[00:44:32] What

[00:44:33] What

[00:44:34] No to be fair

[00:44:35] I got 20 minutes into it

[00:44:36] But then we moved up the recording

[00:44:37] That's not true

[00:44:38] He had several days to get this watched

[00:44:41] He fucked about

[00:44:42] He didn't do what he was supposed to

[00:44:44] I didn't fuck about

[00:44:45] No we talked about having a piss around

[00:44:46] You specifically said

[00:44:47] Oh I'm gonna have a bunch of time this weekend

[00:44:49] Because I'm gonna be sitting around

[00:44:50] Doing nothing

[00:44:51] Yeah because my ass hurts

[00:44:52] Yeah

[00:44:53] What else is new though

[00:44:55] When did your ass not hurt

[00:44:56] Yeah

[00:44:57] I went

[00:44:58] The dermatologist said the mole looked weird

[00:45:00] So he took a chunk of my butt

[00:45:02] Yeah okay

[00:45:03] And he sent it in for a biopsy

[00:45:04] And you chose not to watch anything

[00:45:05] You chose just sit around

[00:45:06] Yeah it definitely didn't sit around

[00:45:07] What did you do

[00:45:08] What did you do Saturday

[00:45:09] What did you do Saturday

[00:45:11] I did treasured stuff

[00:45:13] Oh really

[00:45:14] All day

[00:45:15] I mean all day

[00:45:16] You're gonna watch an hour and a half

[00:45:17] I went to the Bernackees

[00:45:18] And we watched the Baywatch

[00:45:19] We opened Baywatch stuff

[00:45:20] Okay

[00:45:21] Because that's not even something

[00:45:22] That's inside baseball that nobody fucking

[00:45:23] I don't know

[00:45:24] I was there for three hours

[00:45:25] I was watching a movie and a half

[00:45:26] What was the movie

[00:45:27] It was designed by the way

[00:45:28] Then I went to a robotics competition

[00:45:30] From my girlfriend's kid

[00:45:31] And it was a fun time

[00:45:32] And I spent three hours there

[00:45:33] It was good

[00:45:34] I saw Nate's brother Brandon was there

[00:45:35] Yeah my brother was there

[00:45:36] He's a fucking Hulk

[00:45:37] He's so in shape and handsome

[00:45:38] And he saw you picking your nose

[00:45:40] No I wasn't

[00:45:41] I'm not picking my nose

[00:45:43] There's a photo that Brandon took of me

[00:45:45] Across the gymnasium

[00:45:46] Of me doing just like pinching my nose

[00:45:48] To scratch it

[00:45:49] And it kind of looks like I'm just digging at it

[00:45:50] And you took a nap today

[00:45:52] Yes

[00:45:53] So they didn't step for this fucking

[00:45:54] What's the point though

[00:45:55] If you didn't watch your fucking movie

[00:45:56] Might as well not even be here at all

[00:45:58] I

[00:45:59] Who does that

[00:46:00] I wouldn't have canceled

[00:46:01] Who doesn't watch their film

[00:46:02] I would have canceled

[00:46:03] You're gonna get canceled

[00:46:04] You keep pulling this shit

[00:46:05] What was the film he was deciding

[00:46:06] Whip it

[00:46:07] Whip it

[00:46:08] Whip it good

[00:46:09] I don't even like movies about drums

[00:46:10] Do do do do

[00:46:11] Do do do do

[00:46:12] Do do do do

[00:46:13] Do do do do

[00:46:14] Do do do do

[00:46:15] Watch that trailer

[00:46:16] Do do do do do

[00:46:17] Do do do do

[00:46:18] Teasing some movies

[00:46:19] Do do do do do

[00:46:20] Do do do

[00:46:21] Watching the clips

[00:46:22] Do do do do do

[00:46:24] Break your mama's back

[00:46:25] That's a real air

[00:46:26] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:46:27] Let's talk about trailers

[00:46:28] Yeah let's talk about trailers

[00:46:29] I watched Rated Player One

[00:46:30] For like the third time

[00:46:31] I watched the Goonies

[00:46:32] Awesome

[00:46:33] Oh good

[00:46:34] So you did watch a lot of movies

[00:46:35] So you just watched two fucking movies

[00:46:36] About goddamn treasure hunting

[00:46:37] You couldn't watch

[00:46:38] Your one fucking movie you were assigned

[00:46:39] Jesus Christ

[00:46:40] Yeah cause I wanted to make sure

[00:46:41] That I was angry with my

[00:46:42] Ten thousand dollar treasure hunt

[00:46:43] Giveaway that I'm doing

[00:46:44] At the arcade okay

[00:46:45] No one's even to the point

[00:46:46] Where you need to know that part

[00:46:47] Yeah just fucking do it

[00:46:48] A different day grandpa

[00:46:49] I also rewatched Margin Call

[00:46:50] Jesus Christ

[00:46:51] I really did

[00:46:52] I just I went down a rabbit hole

[00:46:53] Online and I was like wow

[00:46:54] I love that movie

[00:46:55] Just a fucking trash over here

[00:46:56] So I watched three movies

[00:46:57] Anyway trailer time

[00:46:58] It's the trailer time

[00:46:59] It's the Super Bowl

[00:47:00] Extravaganza trailer time

[00:47:04] We have the trailers

[00:47:06] We have the fun

[00:47:09] We've got Ben and Brad and Nate

[00:47:11] And we've just begun

[00:47:14] Honestly I'm impressed that he

[00:47:16] Actually knows the melody of the song

[00:47:18] And I could tell the melody

[00:47:19] Usually he's singing a melody

[00:47:20] That none of us can tell

[00:47:21] Usually he goes to

[00:47:22] I was like oh no that was the

[00:47:23] Second verse that no one's ever heard

[00:47:24] Of the Usher song

[00:47:25] And you're like I don't know

[00:47:26] That Usher song

[00:47:27] I was like that was Mary

[00:47:28] Had a little lamby like

[00:47:29] No it was not

[00:47:30] Yeah so as we talked about before

[00:47:33] There's a bunch of trailers

[00:47:34] That came out

[00:47:35] The first thing we're going to talk about

[00:47:36] Technically is in a Super Bowl trailer

[00:47:38] But it did have a Super Bowl spot

[00:47:39] But the trailer came out

[00:47:40] A couple weeks ago

[00:47:41] And it's for a movie called Monkey Man

[00:47:43] This is a new movie

[00:47:44] That is directed by Dev Patel

[00:47:46] The star of Slumdog Millionaire

[00:47:48] And it is basically Dev Patel

[00:47:50] Doing John Wick

[00:47:51] And I am here for it

[00:47:53] Oh my word am I here for this

[00:47:55] To repeat one of you earlier

[00:47:58] Dev Patel can get it

[00:48:00] He can

[00:48:01] He looks

[00:48:03] He's a handsome man

[00:48:04] No he looks hot

[00:48:05] Hot yeah

[00:48:06] Like he's dripping sexual

[00:48:08] He's got that Riz that the kids talk about

[00:48:10] Yeah I've heard the kids say that

[00:48:11] They say that about me too

[00:48:12] Well not as much as Dev Patel

[00:48:14] But yeah this is produced by Jordan Peele

[00:48:16] It's a revenge action thriller movie

[00:48:18] It's directed, written and starring

[00:48:21] Dev Patel

[00:48:22] He does everything

[00:48:23] This is built for me

[00:48:24] It looks awesome

[00:48:25] Like the visual in this movie are phenomenal

[00:48:27] It just looks cool as hell

[00:48:28] And it's so hard these days

[00:48:30] To not just straight up rip off John Wick

[00:48:33] It's so hard

[00:48:34] This movie never feels like a John Wick

[00:48:36] Rip off to me at all

[00:48:37] It's standing on its own

[00:48:39] They do

[00:48:40] It has some very specific cultural flair to it

[00:48:41] Yeah even the

[00:48:43] The JZ song

[00:48:45] I don't know

[00:48:47] I haven't heard that song before

[00:48:49] So there's a JZ song in the trailer

[00:48:51] And it's got

[00:48:52] I don't know

[00:48:53] Ha ha ha ha ha

[00:48:55] Yep that's it

[00:48:56] How about

[00:48:57] Ha ha ha

[00:48:58] Fuck it man

[00:49:00] So do they

[00:49:02] Is it the trailer that's mixing in

[00:49:04] The Indian flair?

[00:49:06] Probably

[00:49:07] But I also

[00:49:08] I'm not familiar with that song

[00:49:09] It's entirely possible

[00:49:10] Cause that's awesome

[00:49:11] Either way

[00:49:12] Kudos to somebody

[00:49:13] Cause they take a very traditional Indian

[00:49:16] Musical beat

[00:49:17] And they mix it with JZ

[00:49:19] And my goodness

[00:49:20] What a cool

[00:49:21] Background for this

[00:49:23] The trailer

[00:49:24] Cause it's violent

[00:49:25] But it's also

[00:49:26] One of the things that sticks out to me is like

[00:49:28] They're not doing things

[00:49:30] They're not like

[00:49:31] There's no fart noise to make it laugh

[00:49:33] But Depp and Delt tries to run through a window

[00:49:34] And it doesn't

[00:49:35] It just he bounces off of it

[00:49:36] Which is what you would likely do

[00:49:38] In a high rise window

[00:49:39] Cause they're made to fight

[00:49:40] It doesn't necessarily play for a laugh

[00:49:42] But it plays for realism

[00:49:43] But it's also kind of funny

[00:49:45] So like

[00:49:46] He's definitely able to ride that nuance

[00:49:48] The difference between this and B Keeper

[00:49:50] This is not outlandish over the top

[00:49:52] You know, anything

[00:49:54] It seems like he's just trying to stay very grounded

[00:49:57] Yeah

[00:49:58] And

[00:49:59] What excites me about this too

[00:50:01] Is Jordan Peele didn't originally get on this film

[00:50:04] Like this was not something that he did

[00:50:06] Yeah, it was after it was made

[00:50:07] Yeah, it was after he saw it

[00:50:09] Wait, so he just put the money

[00:50:10] He's like, hey, we need to make this bigger

[00:50:12] What he said is

[00:50:13] This needs to be released in the theater

[00:50:15] Yeah, he wanted to throw us more behind

[00:50:17] And he wanted to be in theaters

[00:50:18] Oh, that's Jordan Peele

[00:50:19] So Kudos to him as people that love the theater

[00:50:22] I really want to see this in the theater

[00:50:24] If Jordan Peele sees a movie

[00:50:26] And goes, I'm going to back this financially

[00:50:28] So that I'm getting theaters

[00:50:29] Then I'm all in

[00:50:30] And you should be too, listener

[00:50:32] Agreed

[00:50:33] So go see this film

[00:50:34] This is John Wick in Mumbai kind of

[00:50:36] When it comes out in May

[00:50:37] It comes out March 11th

[00:50:39] And it's South by Southwest

[00:50:41] And then April 5th, everyone

[00:50:42] There you go

[00:50:43] Alright, well

[00:50:44] This has been GoFlext yourself

[00:50:45] Shut up idiot

[00:50:46] We also watched the trailer

[00:50:49] Very rude

[00:50:50] A new trailer

[00:50:51] We've talked about this movie fairly recently

[00:50:52] Not an idiot

[00:50:53] Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

[00:50:55] Your name

[00:50:56] It's another great glimpse

[00:50:57] At this sequel that is taking place

[00:50:59] A long time after the conclusion

[00:51:01] Of the previous Planet of the Apes trilogy

[00:51:03] That ended with War for the Planet of the Apes

[00:51:05] Still trying man

[00:51:06] I really am

[00:51:07] I bought them

[00:51:08] You've not seen them

[00:51:09] Well, he only watched

[00:51:10] I watched the James Franco one

[00:51:11] And I just

[00:51:12] I'm trying to watch them

[00:51:13] And he thinks he saw

[00:51:14] At least part of the other one

[00:51:15] I should watch all three of them

[00:51:17] Just in the last like three months

[00:51:18] And I loved them

[00:51:19] Really?

[00:51:20] I told you

[00:51:21] Oh, I loved them

[00:51:22] They were great

[00:51:23] The humans would never let the apes win

[00:51:24] They would just kill them

[00:51:25] So this seems like we're rebooting

[00:51:26] To where initially

[00:51:28] This is where the apes were

[00:51:29] Right, where they were kind of

[00:51:31] Like the hunted a little bit

[00:51:33] And

[00:51:34] I mean in a way

[00:51:35] I mean it's kind of

[00:51:36] It has vibes of like

[00:51:37] Planet of the Apes

[00:51:38] The original

[00:51:39] In a way too

[00:51:40] But like this

[00:51:41] This still

[00:51:42] The story is still meant to take place

[00:51:43] Between

[00:51:44] That first trilogy

[00:51:45] That they just completed

[00:51:46] And the original movie

[00:51:48] Now James Franco is probably

[00:51:50] 65 in this movie

[00:51:52] This

[00:51:53] The more I see it in this movie

[00:51:54] The more excited I get

[00:51:55] It just looks cool

[00:51:56] I will admit

[00:51:57] It looks cool

[00:51:58] The visual effects are cool

[00:51:59] I like the world

[00:52:00] In which the apes exist

[00:52:01] Where there are still

[00:52:02] Old remnants of our world

[00:52:04] Of like the skyscrapers

[00:52:05] That are all covered in greenery now

[00:52:07] And like the bridges

[00:52:08] Are all broken and everything

[00:52:09] But like the apes have evolved

[00:52:11] To like a new area

[00:52:12] They have like their own kingdom

[00:52:13] And everything

[00:52:14] It's very

[00:52:15] Set design

[00:52:16] I am legend

[00:52:17] Yes

[00:52:18] Yeah

[00:52:19] But the visual effects look way better

[00:52:20] Well of course

[00:52:21] But like what they were going for

[00:52:23] Yeah

[00:52:24] They've grown over you

[00:52:25] You haven't finished

[00:52:26] The previous trilogy

[00:52:27] Or at least the rewatch I've

[00:52:28] Are you guys gonna see this

[00:52:29] In theaters

[00:52:30] No, because I need to watch

[00:52:31] The first two

[00:52:32] I will

[00:52:33] If my boys want to see it

[00:52:34] In theaters

[00:52:35] Because they like these films

[00:52:36] They watch them with me

[00:52:37] Probably

[00:52:38] And if they want to

[00:52:39] It seems like a film

[00:52:40] That would be fun to see

[00:52:41] In the theaters honestly

[00:52:42] Yeah

[00:52:43] It's gonna be an IMAX too

[00:52:44] That seems like a fun film

[00:52:45] It's probably the only way

[00:52:46] I don't pause it a lot

[00:52:47] And get on my phone

[00:52:48] Is probably to see the theater

[00:52:49] So I probably

[00:52:50] Have to force myself

[00:52:51] But this seems like

[00:52:52] A fun movie

[00:52:53] To see in the theater

[00:52:54] So I probably will honestly

[00:52:55] Yeah

[00:52:56] I think you should

[00:52:57] And Ben's an idiot

[00:52:58] Ape's strong

[00:52:59] Ape's win

[00:53:00] Even bad

[00:53:01] I get it

[00:53:02] Well what's interesting

[00:53:03] Is that the other one

[00:53:04] Are the kind of

[00:53:05] There's some thoroughfares

[00:53:06] Characters in the three

[00:53:07] That were before

[00:53:08] None of them are in this

[00:53:09] Yeah

[00:53:10] All new characters

[00:53:11] So Kenny with plenty of apes

[00:53:12] Comes out May 10th

[00:53:13] Right?

[00:53:14] I think

[00:53:15] Sure

[00:53:16] May 10th

[00:53:17] Show up in theater

[00:53:18] May 10th per Brattle

[00:53:19] Yeah May 10th

[00:53:20] There you go

[00:53:21] We also watch the trailer

[00:53:22] This is the first trailer

[00:53:23] For Wicked

[00:53:24] This is the

[00:53:25] Big screen adaptation

[00:53:26] Of the famous Broadway musical

[00:53:28] That is essentially a

[00:53:30] Wizard of Oz prequel

[00:53:31] That follows the friendship

[00:53:32] That blossoms between

[00:53:34] Elphaba

[00:53:35] Who is the Wicked Witch of the West

[00:53:36] And Glinda

[00:53:37] The Good Witch

[00:53:38] They had a whole complicated

[00:53:39] Relationship history

[00:53:40] Before Wizard of Oz happened

[00:53:41] And Wicked is about that

[00:53:43] It is a big old musical

[00:53:45] With some very famous songs

[00:53:48] The two-parter that they're doing

[00:53:50] Yeah so that's the crazy thing

[00:53:51] So they're doing that thing again

[00:53:52] Where they kind of hide

[00:53:53] That the movie's a musical

[00:53:54] Even though it's kind of hard

[00:53:55] To not know that it's a musical

[00:53:56] It's Wicked

[00:53:57] It's a full on musical

[00:53:58] And this is the first

[00:53:59] Of a two-part movie

[00:54:00] Which is also kind of crazy

[00:54:01] Because Wicked

[00:54:02] It's a big musical

[00:54:03] But it's only like two and a half hours

[00:54:04] And here they're going to have

[00:54:05] Like two two-hour movies basically

[00:54:07] So I don't

[00:54:08] I'm wondering what they're

[00:54:09] Filling that with

[00:54:10] Featuring a new original song

[00:54:11] By Lady Gaga

[00:54:12] Well always

[00:54:13] They always have new original songs

[00:54:14] So but yeah

[00:54:15] So Cynthia Rivo is playing Elphaba

[00:54:17] The Wicked Witch

[00:54:18] Let's take the Broadway musical

[00:54:19] That's two and a half hours long

[00:54:20] Let's add nine new songs

[00:54:21] And break it into two-parter

[00:54:23] I know I do want to say though

[00:54:25] It makes sense

[00:54:26] For those that aren't theater fans

[00:54:27] Wicked if you know anything

[00:54:28] About like Hamilton

[00:54:29] How big Hamilton was

[00:54:30] Wicked was similar

[00:54:31] How big this thing was

[00:54:33] It's very popular

[00:54:34] It was very popular

[00:54:36] Is that from Wicked?

[00:54:38] Yeah

[00:54:39] And it was probably one of the

[00:54:43] Greatest musicals released

[00:54:45] And had some of the most commercial success

[00:54:47] Out of any musical

[00:54:48] And Agastair

[00:54:49] She was in one of the variations

[00:54:50] As was Kristen Chenoweth

[00:54:52] Kristen Chenoweth really brought it to life

[00:54:54] So Ariana Grande's role

[00:54:56] What do you have against

[00:54:57] And Agastair

[00:54:58] I don't know that

[00:55:00] Ariana Agastair played any of them

[00:55:01] Did she

[00:55:02] She was in one of the variations of Wicked

[00:55:04] What?

[00:55:05] What was she?

[00:55:06] What role?

[00:55:07] I don't remember

[00:55:08] But I know she was in one of them

[00:55:10] But this is actually the role

[00:55:12] That Kristen Chenoweth got big in

[00:55:14] Playing Glinda

[00:55:15] And so

[00:55:16] What do you guys think

[00:55:18] Ariana Grande

[00:55:19] Is she gonna do

[00:55:20] I have my worries about her

[00:55:21] More than anything else

[00:55:22] Her look is confusing to me

[00:55:24] Yeah

[00:55:25] She can sing

[00:55:26] They really like

[00:55:27] This is a very particular role

[00:55:28] It really is

[00:55:29] And they just

[00:55:30] I just don't like her look in this movie

[00:55:31] It's very weird

[00:55:32] Because it feels like

[00:55:33] They bleached her out

[00:55:35] I've seen this in the theater

[00:55:37] A couple times in Chicago

[00:55:39] And Agastair played Elphaba

[00:55:40] By the way

[00:55:41] I didn't know she could sing

[00:55:42] Yeah, apparently

[00:55:43] But yeah

[00:55:44] You're welcome

[00:55:45] I've seen Wicked on stage

[00:55:47] It was very good

[00:55:48] I

[00:55:49] It's a movie

[00:55:52] Or a show that would

[00:55:53] Very much translate well

[00:55:54] To the big screen

[00:55:55] But I'm just not sure this is gonna be it

[00:55:57] It's directed by John M. Chu

[00:55:59] Who did Crazy Rich Asians

[00:56:00] And

[00:56:01] I'm a big fan

[00:56:02] He does some good stuff

[00:56:03] He's done some good stuff

[00:56:04] But I just don't know

[00:56:05] I wasn't

[00:56:06] I wasn't blown away

[00:56:07] By what I saw here

[00:56:08] I'm curious

[00:56:09] You know

[00:56:10] I'm interested

[00:56:11] And I want to see

[00:56:12] How it turns out

[00:56:13] But I just don't know

[00:56:14] I just don't know

[00:56:15] Is this where Ariana Grande

[00:56:16] Met her boyfriend

[00:56:17] Who is Ariana Grande's boyfriend

[00:56:19] Ethan Slater

[00:56:20] Sure

[00:56:21] I was gonna say Pete Davis

[00:56:22] No, he's

[00:56:23] If you've ever seen him

[00:56:24] He's kind of a goofy looking dude

[00:56:26] That's her type though

[00:56:27] Yeah, that's a lot of that

[00:56:28] It gives us all hope

[00:56:29] There's a lot of that going around

[00:56:30] This is Pete Davis

[00:56:31] He gives us all hope

[00:56:32] Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco

[00:56:33] Seriously

[00:56:35] What are we doing here?

[00:56:36] Christina Hendricks and

[00:56:37] Anyone?

[00:56:38] No, it's her husband's

[00:56:39] I think they got divorced

[00:56:41] Oh, did they really?

[00:56:42] Bongo Stevens

[00:56:43] Do you really not know who he is?

[00:56:44] I don't know the fuck it is

[00:56:45] No, he was in like

[00:56:46] Like a CSI or something

[00:56:48] No, he was in

[00:56:49] Mark Harman

[00:56:50] Jeffrey Arendt

[00:56:51] Super trooper

[00:56:52] Oh, Jeffrey Arendt

[00:56:53] He was kind of licks the snozz

[00:56:55] Yeah, I know Jeffrey Arendt

[00:56:56] He was married to Christina Hendricks

[00:56:57] Yeah, that doesn't make sense

[00:56:58] Yeah, exactly

[00:56:59] None of it, none of it

[00:57:00] Life doesn't make sense

[00:57:01] Anyway

[00:57:02] Madam Secretary

[00:57:03] Madam Secretary is what he was in

[00:57:05] So he's in 500 days of summer

[00:57:07] We have two more to talk about

[00:57:09] Yeah, so we also watch the trailer for

[00:57:11] Deadpool 3

[00:57:13] You hosting the podcast now?

[00:57:14] Yeah

[00:57:15] Cause I wanna end with the last one

[00:57:16] I like that one

[00:57:17] The best to talk about

[00:57:19] We watched the trailer

[00:57:20] For Deadpool and Wolverine

[00:57:22] Not Deadpool 3

[00:57:23] Not Deadpool 3

[00:57:25] Okay, I'm sorry

[00:57:26] I just wanted to make sure you didn't say that

[00:57:27] I just wanted to make sure that you know how to host the show

[00:57:29] Best for last

[00:57:30] If you're gonna host the show

[00:57:31] Host the show

[00:57:32] Yeah, like fucking Dear John

[00:57:33] Fuck it, we'll do it live

[00:57:35] This is the third movie in the Deadpool franchise

[00:57:37] Ryan Reynolds is back

[00:57:38] And they have brought Hugh Jackman back

[00:57:40] As Wolverine

[00:57:41] Hugh Jackman

[00:57:42] Against all odds

[00:57:43] And this looks like a lot of fun

[00:57:45] This is the first foray that Deadpool has

[00:57:47] Into officially joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe

[00:57:49] But don't worry friends

[00:57:50] It still are, I think

[00:57:51] Right?

[00:57:52] What?

[00:57:53] Oh yeah, it's still an R rated movie

[00:57:54] Still fully an R rated movie

[00:57:55] This looks like a lot of fun

[00:57:56] They have the TVA come to Wade Wilson's door

[00:57:59] And apparently he's like somehow

[00:58:02] The one who can kind of like save the multiverse

[00:58:04] As it were

[00:58:05] I do also like that

[00:58:06] They're gonna have a meta-joke about how

[00:58:09] You know, oh so I've gotta be part of the TV show

[00:58:12] And not the movie

[00:58:13] Because the TVA is part of Loki

[00:58:15] But they show clips from the movies

[00:58:16] I know I know

[00:58:17] But like there's

[00:58:18] I guarantee you there's gonna be some bit like

[00:58:19] Wow

[00:58:20] Anything is possible

[00:58:21] What a slight ear

[00:58:22] But yeah, there's some cool stuff in here

[00:58:23] You can see the pyro from the X-Men movies

[00:58:26] Has a quick show up in it

[00:58:29] They're scenes that take place

[00:58:32] In what is called The Void

[00:58:33] From the Loki series

[00:58:35] And there's a crumbled 20th Century Fox logo

[00:58:37] In the background

[00:58:38] Which is a lot of fun

[00:58:39] There's gonna be a lot of meta stuff to play with here

[00:58:42] In addition to having Hugh Jackman back at Wolverine

[00:58:44] And most importantly Rob Delaney back as Peter

[00:58:46] Of course

[00:58:47] I'm personally excited to see Matthew McFadden

[00:58:51] Joining the MCU as one of the TVA agents

[00:58:54] That's Tom Wamgans from Succession

[00:58:57] For all you folks out there

[00:58:58] Oh yeah, that's right

[00:58:59] Paradox

[00:59:00] That's his character name

[00:59:01] According to the YouTube subtitles

[00:59:03] Yeah, so are you glad I put the close-up name on it?

[00:59:05] Not really, kind of annoyed me

[00:59:06] But now you learned the name that he was playing

[00:59:08] I would have learned it at some point

[00:59:09] Yeah, but not tonight though

[00:59:11] Don't need to know it now

[00:59:12] Oh my God

[00:59:13] This looks like

[00:59:14] You know what Brad?

[00:59:15] You know what this...

[00:59:16] Our relationship is a fucking paradox

[00:59:18] So this is the fourth film in the Marvel Phase Five

[00:59:21] Right?

[00:59:22] Sure

[00:59:23] So we've got Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantum medium

[00:59:26] Guardians of the Galaxy Volume Three

[00:59:28] The Marvels, Deadpool and Wolverine

[00:59:30] And the last one Captain America, Brave New World

[00:59:33] Okay

[00:59:34] And that'd be the fifth of five films in a film

[00:59:36] Cool, so a collective box office of $100 million

[00:59:39] Yeah, I'll be winners

[00:59:40] I think Guardians of the Galaxy Volume Three did

[00:59:42] No, no, they did

[00:59:43] Yeah, it's over a billion

[00:59:45] Big hit

[00:59:46] I mean sorry

[00:59:47] How do you think this one's gonna do?

[00:59:49] There's a lot of anticipation for this one

[00:59:51] Bringing back Hugh Jackman is gonna be a big boost for them entirely

[00:59:54] This will be a...

[00:59:55] I'm freaking excited

[00:59:56] This will be an enormous opening weekend

[00:59:58] Now if it's as good as...

[00:59:59] It's July 26 by the way

[01:00:00] If it's as good as one and two

[01:00:02] Then it will have legs

[01:00:04] Maybe baby legs

[01:00:06] If it's not as good obviously there will be fallout

[01:00:08] But you cannot deny

[01:00:10] It will be maybe not a record

[01:00:11] But like a huge opening weekend

[01:00:13] People will...

[01:00:14] Deadpool fans are like horror fans

[01:00:16] They show up to see it immediately

[01:00:18] I might not remember this well

[01:00:19] But how are they bringing back Vanessa?

[01:00:21] They did in the last one

[01:00:23] Time travel

[01:00:24] Okay

[01:00:25] With cable, Deadpool

[01:00:26] That's right

[01:00:27] Yeah, same here

[01:00:28] So this is why he's in trouble

[01:00:30] Or why the TV...

[01:00:31] That's entirely possible

[01:00:32] I mean my assumption is that because

[01:00:35] Cable came back through time

[01:00:36] And put her back into his life

[01:00:39] That created a chasm into the TVA's there

[01:00:42] Discovering who he is

[01:00:43] And he's not in this at all is he?

[01:00:44] Brings him...

[01:00:45] Cable?

[01:00:46] I mean nothing we know

[01:00:47] Maybe, maybe

[01:00:48] Jennifer Garner is

[01:00:49] Brings him into...

[01:00:50] They bring him into the MCU TVA

[01:00:53] The situation

[01:00:54] Yeah

[01:00:55] We'll see what happens

[01:00:56] There's gonna be a lot of fun stuff

[01:00:57] I think for this one

[01:00:58] Oh for sure

[01:00:59] It's directed by Sean Levy

[01:01:00] Which is kind of a risk

[01:01:02] He's not necessarily the most reliable director

[01:01:05] Did you do the first one though?

[01:01:07] No

[01:01:08] The first two

[01:01:09] David Leach

[01:01:10] The first two?

[01:01:11] Yes

[01:01:12] Why didn't you do the third one?

[01:01:13] Busy boy

[01:01:14] Create differences?

[01:01:15] No I think Ryan Reynolds meshed really well

[01:01:17] With Sean Levy when they made

[01:01:18] They made a ton of films together

[01:01:19] The Atom Project and

[01:01:20] Free guy

[01:01:21] Free guy

[01:01:22] And so I think that they just

[01:01:23] Decided to collaborate together on that

[01:01:25] I do like free guy

[01:01:26] David Leach was pretty busy

[01:01:27] I like free guy

[01:01:28] What's he doing now?

[01:01:29] He did bullet train and

[01:01:30] The fall guy

[01:01:31] That's fair

[01:01:32] He's busy

[01:01:33] He's busy

[01:01:34] The Atom Project was great

[01:01:35] He was pretty good

[01:01:36] I didn't like

[01:01:37] I didn't dislike the Atom Project

[01:01:39] What's wrong with you guys?

[01:01:40] It was good

[01:01:41] There's some saying

[01:01:42] I liked it

[01:01:43] I like to go back and listen

[01:01:45] To the episode that we talked about

[01:01:46] Because I'm pretty sure

[01:01:47] Brad's like it was really good

[01:01:48] You know what David Leach did

[01:01:49] Instead though?

[01:01:50] Fall guy

[01:01:51] I thought there was another one too

[01:01:54] No

[01:01:55] Bullet train

[01:01:56] Okay

[01:01:57] John Wick chapter four

[01:01:58] No he was the only executive producer

[01:01:59] Yeah he was the producer

[01:02:00] He was needy

[01:02:01] Yeah because he directed the first one

[01:02:02] But most everything you love about John Wick

[01:02:04] Is because of David Leach

[01:02:05] I don't know

[01:02:06] I was just kidding

[01:02:07] You said Skeet

[01:02:08] Oh Rich

[01:02:09] I said Skeet on a Reeves

[01:02:11] I thought you said Skeet on a Reeves

[01:02:13] I said it's Skeet on a Reeves

[01:02:15] But it came out Skeet on a Reeves

[01:02:17] I was excited to discover that it's Skeet on a Reeves

[01:02:20] It's Skeet on a Reeves

[01:02:21] The architect of the John Wick universe

[01:02:23] You know he goes from chain reaction

[01:02:25] To John Wick seamlessly

[01:02:27] I was getting ready

[01:02:29] I was like of course it was Skeet on a Reeves

[01:02:32] The final trailer that we will talk about

[01:02:34] Yeah

[01:02:35] This is great

[01:02:36] And maybe you didn't know this movie was coming because

[01:02:38] This was the only time I got surprised

[01:02:40] Yeah it's um people

[01:02:42] This movie wasn't a secret

[01:02:43] It was announced and everyone

[01:02:45] People knew it was coming if they were paying attention

[01:02:47] But you didn't see a trailer for right

[01:02:48] No this is the first trailer that ever came out

[01:02:50] Yeah

[01:02:51] So the first trailer for Twisters

[01:02:52] The sequel to Twister

[01:02:54] And I'm pretty excited about it

[01:02:56] It looks um this is how you do a trailer

[01:02:58] We're talking about this

[01:02:59] This is how you do a trailer

[01:03:00] Yeah

[01:03:01] It's got nods to the original

[01:03:03] Without stealing any lines from the original

[01:03:05] It's you know there's

[01:03:07] They're in the car side by side

[01:03:09] Which if you remember from the original

[01:03:11] There was always about uh Kari Elves

[01:03:13] Elves?

[01:03:14] Kari Elves is a character

[01:03:16] He was a bad guy

[01:03:17] Yeah his name just doesn't

[01:03:18] I never say it right

[01:03:19] I never say it right

[01:03:20] So but they

[01:03:21] Just change the W to a V

[01:03:23] And just call him Kari Elves

[01:03:24] Don't do that

[01:03:25] That's a different person

[01:03:27] Kari Elves

[01:03:29] Is what I'm saying

[01:03:30] No anyway in the original

[01:03:32] They decided by side truck scenes

[01:03:34] Where they were trying to talk to each other

[01:03:36] Through the glass of the windows

[01:03:37] And flipping each other off

[01:03:39] Especially in kind of this

[01:03:41] Fun little back and forth

[01:03:43] They have a scene like that in the trailer

[01:03:45] But it's not again

[01:03:46] There's no direct lines

[01:03:47] It just kind of feels very much

[01:03:49] Like the original

[01:03:50] Especially like those tornadoes

[01:03:51] I'm excited about this film

[01:03:52] Because uh uh

[01:03:53] Lee Isaac Chung directed this

[01:03:55] And I've been trying to get you guys

[01:03:56] To watch this film

[01:03:57] I know you guys won't

[01:03:58] But it's uh

[01:03:59] He directed a film called Minari

[01:04:00] Motherfucker

[01:04:02] Minari was on my top ten list that year

[01:04:04] And like it's a fucking great movie

[01:04:05] Yeah cause you read about it

[01:04:06] And you're like I gotta include this

[01:04:07] Yeah exactly

[01:04:08] You said it's good

[01:04:09] Sorry I'm gonna see this film

[01:04:11] I'm just glad you took the time

[01:04:12] And you didn't sit on your ass

[01:04:13] And not watch it like loopers

[01:04:14] I've put spirited away up there

[01:04:15] I've never seen it but it's pretty good

[01:04:16] I've never seen spirited away

[01:04:17] I'm actually not a

[01:04:18] Not a Miyazaki person

[01:04:19] I've never seen any Miyazaki films

[01:04:20] But that's evidently I'm like

[01:04:22] I feel bad

[01:04:23] All of the top ten lists

[01:04:24] Of like greatest movies of all time

[01:04:25] I know it's just not my style

[01:04:26] But doesn't excite you a little bit

[01:04:27] To see him direct this

[01:04:28] Like I have a kind of a big budget film

[01:04:30] To see what he can do

[01:04:31] For sure I mean it's the

[01:04:33] The footage looks great already

[01:04:34] This is a $200 million budget film

[01:04:36] I'm always concerned

[01:04:37] They're expecting big things

[01:04:38] I'm always concerned when they give

[01:04:39] Indie directors a big shot

[01:04:40] At big movies like this

[01:04:41] Cause it's such a big jump

[01:04:42] Like it didn't work out so well

[01:04:43] For Colin Travorrow

[01:04:44] For Jurassic World

[01:04:45] Or the Marvels

[01:04:46] What was it?

[01:04:47] Not the Marvels

[01:04:48] Eternals

[01:04:49] What was her name?

[01:04:51] Fuck what is her director's name

[01:04:53] Get me Cidabee

[01:04:54] No

[01:04:55] Asian director I can't remember her name

[01:04:57] Cidabee

[01:04:58] That's Gabri Cidabee is the star of Precious

[01:05:00] I know I'm just saying

[01:05:01] Based on the novel Push by Saffron

[01:05:02] You can't say that without finishing it out

[01:05:08] You can't

[01:05:09] I think it is

[01:05:10] You can't say it

[01:05:11] Chloe Zhao

[01:05:12] Chloe Zhao yes

[01:05:13] Thank you

[01:05:14] Based on the novel Push

[01:05:15] Was she an indie director low two?

[01:05:16] Yes she was

[01:05:17] And Mark Webb

[01:05:18] He did 520 Summer

[01:05:19] And then he got

[01:05:20] Amazing Spider-Man

[01:05:21] So it's

[01:05:22] Yeah it's always

[01:05:24] Worrying some

[01:05:25] This I hope this works out

[01:05:26] And here's the thing

[01:05:27] Anybody who loves Twister

[01:05:29] You can acknowledge that

[01:05:31] Twister is a lot of fun

[01:05:32] It's not the best movie

[01:05:33] Oh but it's just so fun

[01:05:34] It is it's just so fun

[01:05:35] It's a great cast

[01:05:36] It's a very thrilling movie

[01:05:37] It's a blockbuster

[01:05:38] It's a great summer blockbuster

[01:05:39] And this looks like it has

[01:05:40] Hopefully this is the same kind of

[01:05:42] The feel to it

[01:05:43] Having Glenn Powell in it

[01:05:44] Is a lot of fun

[01:05:45] Do you guys think he's handsome?

[01:05:46] Yeah absolutely

[01:05:47] Me too

[01:05:48] Him and Def Patel can both get it

[01:05:50] He also this

[01:05:51] Because of Top Gun

[01:05:53] Maverick

[01:05:54] And having Glenn in this film

[01:05:56] It feels like

[01:05:57] Okay here's another version

[01:05:58] Of like an update

[01:05:59] That's also going to be good

[01:06:00] Like I've got confidence

[01:06:01] Because he's in it

[01:06:02] And the other lead is

[01:06:03] David Edgar-Jones

[01:06:04] From Fresh with Sebastian Stan

[01:06:07] She also did

[01:06:09] Where the crawd had seen

[01:06:10] Yes

[01:06:11] And yeah so they

[01:06:13] I'm still not sure if

[01:06:15] Either of the characters

[01:06:16] Are meant to be descendants

[01:06:18] Of Helen Hunt

[01:06:19] Or Bill Paxton's characters

[01:06:21] That was supposed to happen

[01:06:23] When they were supposed to have

[01:06:24] Helen Hunt in the movie

[01:06:25] But that didn't work out

[01:06:26] Apparently unless they were

[01:06:27] able to figure something out

[01:06:28] And made it afterwards

[01:06:29] Glenn Powell is going to be

[01:06:30] Carrie Elves son

[01:06:31] That's possible

[01:06:32] And I wouldn't be surprised

[01:06:35] And David Edgar-Jones

[01:06:37] Could very well still be

[01:06:38] Helen Hunt's daughter

[01:06:39] You know who knows

[01:06:40] We'll find out

[01:06:41] Hopefully sooner than later

[01:06:42] I mean Ramos is in this film as well

[01:06:44] The fact that

[01:06:45] The Dorothy machine in there

[01:06:47] There's still

[01:06:48] There's going to be some

[01:06:49] Some kind of chance

[01:06:50] I mean and maybe not to the characters

[01:06:52] But I mean you know

[01:06:53] Because they could easily just be

[01:06:55] Found it in a barn

[01:06:56] Technology that is available

[01:06:57] Because they created it

[01:06:59] And patented it and everything

[01:07:00] Kieran Shepka's in this

[01:07:01] I didn't see her in the trailer

[01:07:02] Did you?

[01:07:03] I don't remember seeing her

[01:07:04] I don't think so

[01:07:05] Kieran Culkin

[01:07:06] Kieran Shepka

[01:07:07] Oh different person

[01:07:08] Yeah Sabrina

[01:07:09] The teenage witch

[01:07:10] Yeah

[01:07:11] Cool

[01:07:12] That's it

[01:07:13] Anything else?

[01:07:14] That's it

[01:07:15] That was a Super Bowl trailer

[01:07:16] We did it

[01:07:17] Yeah

[01:07:18] Is anybody wanting

[01:07:19] When is the chocolate?

[01:07:20] When is Twisters come out Nate?

[01:07:23] Twisters comes out

[01:07:25] July 19th, 2024

[01:07:27] Big Samma movie

[01:07:29] Yeah that's

[01:07:30] Like a week before Deadpool

[01:07:31] Yeah

[01:07:32] Oh I'm so freakin excited

[01:07:34] About some of the summer block

[01:07:35] Seriously I really am

[01:07:37] I anticipate

[01:07:39] A strong return to the theater

[01:07:41] For your old boy Benny

[01:07:42] Because there's

[01:07:43] I feel like it's been

[01:07:44] I mean February is typically

[01:07:45] A lame month right

[01:07:46] Or January February

[01:07:47] Is pretty typical for lame

[01:07:48] Yeah

[01:07:49] Honestly the first quarter is usually pretty lame

[01:07:50] But I really do want to get back to

[01:07:52] Like Thursday night at 7 o'clock

[01:07:54] Yep

[01:07:55] Getting to the theater

[01:07:56] Seeing the block pictures

[01:07:57] There's always a movie to see

[01:07:58] You don't even like the old movies anymore

[01:07:59] No I don't Brad

[01:08:00] But some of these movies make me want to

[01:08:02] Not wicked

[01:08:04] I'll believe when I see it

[01:08:05] Deadpool 3

[01:08:06] Did you guys see Lisa Frankenstein yet?

[01:08:07] No I've heard it's fun though

[01:08:08] Is it?

[01:08:09] I wanna see that

[01:08:10] Fun like Nate says fun?

[01:08:11] Fine

[01:08:12] No here's fun

[01:08:13] No but Nate when you say fun

[01:08:14] You mean

[01:08:15] That's fine

[01:08:16] Fun

[01:08:17] I don't

[01:08:18] Uh what about

[01:08:19] Work on your inflection

[01:08:20] Hey tell me which movies in March are you guys

[01:08:22] Going to see in the theater

[01:08:23] Doom part 2

[01:08:24] Yep

[01:08:25] Are you?

[01:08:26] Yep

[01:08:27] Ghostbusters Frozen Empire

[01:08:28] Nope

[01:08:29] I'll actually see that one

[01:08:30] Godzilla vs Kong or Godzilla X Kong

[01:08:34] The new empire

[01:08:35] I'll be there

[01:08:36] Kung Fu Panda 4

[01:08:37] In the land of St. and Sinners

[01:08:41] I'm not sure what that is

[01:08:42] I don't either

[01:08:43] What about imaginary

[01:08:46] I won't see that in the theater

[01:08:48] I think I'll see it in the theater

[01:08:49] My mom likes to see horror movies in theater

[01:08:50] Alright

[01:08:52] And then April Civil War

[01:08:54] What's Civil War?

[01:08:55] That's the one that's calling me

[01:08:56] 824

[01:08:57] Oh that's right

[01:08:58] I would actually like to see that in the theater

[01:08:59] I don't know if I will

[01:09:00] Yeah you won't

[01:09:01] The Ministry of Un-Gentlemanly Warfare

[01:09:03] That looks good

[01:09:04] Guy Ritchie's new movie

[01:09:05] I don't think we reviewed that

[01:09:06] I was just saying

[01:09:07] I'm talking about the trailer yet now

[01:09:08] Is that a Matthew Vaughn film

[01:09:09] It sounds like a Patrick Vaughn film

[01:09:10] Guy Ritchie Close

[01:09:11] Yeah fair enough

[01:09:12] It should be fun

[01:09:13] That's in April

[01:09:14] April isn't a huge month either

[01:09:15] No but they bring

[01:09:16] April showers bring May flowers

[01:09:17] Yeah May flowers in this movie

[01:09:18] And May is Furiosa

[01:09:19] Mad Max Saga

[01:09:20] Hell yeah

[01:09:21] Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

[01:09:22] Hell yeah

[01:09:23] The Fall Guy

[01:09:24] Hell yeah

[01:09:25] Lilo and Stitch

[01:09:26] Hell maybe

[01:09:27] Hell maybe

[01:09:28] The Garfield Movie

[01:09:29] Oh yeah

[01:09:30] If

[01:09:31] Meowmorial Day

[01:09:33] Here it comes

[01:09:34] Meowmorial Day

[01:09:35] 2024

[01:09:36] If I'm seeing If in the theater

[01:09:37] I love If

[01:09:38] Okay

[01:09:39] I can't wait

[01:09:40] Alright

[01:09:41] May the lasagna be with you

[01:09:42] You know Garfield

[01:09:43] That's gonna make like a billion dollars

[01:09:44] No Garfield is the first movie

[01:09:46] I just read this on Reddit as the first movie

[01:09:48] In 15 years to premiere on a Monday

[01:09:51] Why

[01:09:52] Cause Garfield hates Monday

[01:09:53] So they're doing it a little time

[01:09:55] Are they really releasing it on a Monday

[01:09:57] No

[01:09:58] Oh that would be clever

[01:09:59] Exactly

[01:10:00] That would have been clever as hell

[01:10:02] But they're not gonna do it

[01:10:03] Cause they're fucking asshole

[01:10:04] The press screen might be on a Monday

[01:10:05] So if I hate it

[01:10:06] It almost always is isn't it

[01:10:07] I hate it

[01:10:08] No sometimes on a Tuesday

[01:10:09] I hate it

[01:10:10] No sometimes on a Tuesday

[01:10:12] This is great

[01:10:13] Please end the show guys

[01:10:15] Like very rarely is on a Tuesday

[01:10:17] Alex Pappas just drove his car off the road

[01:10:19] And got

[01:10:20] And purposely into an oak tree

[01:10:22] And then called Charlie Young and said

[01:10:24] I'm never listening

[01:10:25] I had one on Saturday once

[01:10:26] This is it

[01:10:27] This is the final straw

[01:10:28] This is the final straw

[01:10:29] Brant's on a Tuesday

[01:10:31] I had one on Wednesday

[01:10:33] Oh my god

[01:10:35] Not usually Friday though

[01:10:36] Almost

[01:10:37] Why are we so stupid

[01:10:39] Oh for Nate, for Brad

[01:10:41] Fuck off

[01:10:42] Almost never Sunday

[01:10:43] Bye everybody

[01:10:44] Bye everybody

[01:10:46] Nah, cheat's taking over