Mushroom kingdom, here we come! Ben, Brad, and Nate are eating mushrooms and going down green pipes. That might sound like the premise of a horror movie, but we're just talking about the trailer for The Super Mario Bros. Movie (DO YOU YIELD?!), as well as a joyous Christmas movie called Violent Night (SEASON'S BEATINGS!). But since it's still October, we're also talking about the horror movies we assigned each other, including one about a kind, loyal reader who saves her favorite author, and another about a haunted hotel room or something. I don't know. It's not very good. Oh, and Ben didn't watch his movie, because he's not very good either. Finally, how easy is it to objectively pick the greatest movie of all time? Open your ear pipes and find out!
